i remember last time i rewatched i asked where LOTR should deploy the one ‘fuck’ to which it’s entitled as a pg13 movie and @carlkinsella.bsky.social rightly said it should be denethor moaning Fuck in a highly sexual way while pippin is trying to sing his song

in an era where it grows harder and harder to know whether the things you're shown are real it is more important than ever to have a little cat

This, but framed as a good thing

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

Hello. Not to be all #journoresquest about it but does anyone have a reliable contact at Bandcamp?

Louise Weard on making "Castration Movie": "I wanted to tackle something that felt so uncinematic, because I didn’t want to reiterate what I call a tourist gaze around trans bodies." https://lareviewofbooks.org/article/a-new-cinematic-language-for-trans-life/

And the award for best Awards show speech that legitimately sounds like one of those Clickhole fake celeb quotes

The Virgin Democratic Party Establishment Candidate: "ICE isn't coordinating with local police. This is no way to bring down prices!" The Chad Episcopalian Bishop: "I have instructed my priests to prepare for martyrdom."

“But doctor… I AM Pagliacci!” “Then you should be stoked, Pagliacci is awesome and everyone loves him. Look how fabulous you are in these photos.” “Hm, good point. I do look fabulous.”

maybe it's cruel to unmask all 20,000 and subject them to a kind of unprecedented level of public humiliation circus fuelled by the mind-melting nature of modern algorithms & shortform video that will make them either live with the shame forever or do "something" to themselves but maybe it's funny

i was the only home whose cable didn’t go out when the sopranos finale aired and it showed tony looking up and seeing two guys walk into the restaurant holding hands. then it cut back to tony shrugging, which you have to understand in 2007 was a very powerful statement

sometimes i get an idea and have no choice but to follow it to its conclusion

The first two hours this morning

my ‘there’s something about that chalamet that i just plain don’t like’ viewpoint, while both vague and unjustified, continues to bear out

Fucked up and let Instagram know that I like political shit and I like gay shit so now I am sentenced to see posts like this forever

just saw THE HOUSEMAID. to call Sydney Sweeney the acting equivalent of cardboard would be unfair to that tried and true material that’s comprised the many boxes of books and movies I’ve had over the years.

Madonna and her Beef Wellington

"Cognitive amplifier tools" son it's a Teddy Ruxpin that makes teenagers commit suicide.

Happy January 2nd Hounds of Love Day, the holiday where you listen to and contemplate Kate Bush's 1985 album Hounds of Love!

I never told you to review these movies!!!! Now you're stuck with this forever

I would take Goofus out behind the shed and shoot him. Gallant I would shoot somewhere else, a place of honor

traitors is a social experiment for getting together arbitrary groups of british people and asking who they find suspicious, and unsurprisingly the answer is racist as hell

IDK Julie, when I'm getting bitten by dogs and stung by bees, thinking about brown paper packages tied up with string only gets me so far...

interesting things are happening to people looking up rhyming dictionaries

(replying to the creator of Dilbert on new years eve) thank you sir!! can't wait for you to make me cum

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE, LET'S MAKE 2026 OUR BITCH FOR DOUG

Genuinely, this most recent Realis ep. has some stuff we just couldn’t have reached in previous seasons, campaigns, or games.

not to be disrespectful of yall’s messiah but i believe i can provide the same service and in a much more fun way than jesus will

Sativa loves to play with q-tips (she steals them right out of the box) and it is so so so important that you see how she carries them around, like a little cigarette

Another Win For The Good Guys ‼️

RIP Claudia Cardinale. Much like Robert Redford, she was a rare case of a beautiful performer with a filmography full of bangers who did NOT become right-wing later in life. Here she is punching fascist Brigitte Bardot in the face in Les Pétroleuses (1971).

ain't this that communist video game no one shuts up about

This is great, "Why one small American town won’t stop stoning its residents to death," a story where Isaac Chotiner interviews the guy who administers the lottery from "The Lottery" archiveofourown.org/works/733964...

*struggling to open bottle* it's actually called triple sec because of how secure it is. No one's even really sure what it tastes like. Though the illustration on the label suggests oranges

i’m hearing reports that IMMORTALITY is the official selection by gamers for maximum cozying up on the couch / by the fireplace vibes… ❤️‍🔥 and!! wishlisting PROJECT C and PROJECT D is the next coziest thing you can do this winter break 😇

"You shouldn't make art for the money" buddy I'll take it one step further and say we shouldn't have to labor for capital at all but in the meantime pay an artist

this 1996 commercial for claritin sent me into flight or flight. an absolute psycho directed this

Another way AI leads to suicide is that hearing people talk about it makes you want to jump into a jet engine

I went to 404’s website looking for different article and saw this headline and laughed harder than I’ve laughed at anything else all week

ME: I dove many leagues to reach you tonight. I must speak to Mother Shrimpkin. It's urgent! GUARD: Tender as roe, are ye? The palace is closed to your like. Our Queen will see you not. MOTHER SHRIMPKIN: P E R S E U S S T A N D A S I D E ! M I C H A E L I S A F R I E N D T O U S O F O L D

it’s amazing that WD40 has the name recognition it does considering it’s got a name like that

look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts

buying appliances today and trying to differentiate between ones which say they have AI (simple effective heuristic) and ones which say they have AI (will try to convince you you're Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna of Russia)

i live by an elementary school and every morning the kids trundle off their school buses past my window and past a sweet old puerto rican security guard who greets the little parade with Mornin’ Mornin’ Mornin’ — inadvertently, and regrettably, in the exact style of limp bizkit’s Rollin’