DAWG WE'RE DOING STATE-RUN GAS PRICES AT PRICE CONTROLLED RATES DESPITE INCREASING SHORTAGES TO PACIFY THE PEOPLE AND THEY'RE SCREAMING ABOUT HOW THEIR OPPONENTS WANT COMMUNISM I AM GOING TO LOSE MY ENTIRE GODDAMN MIND

lol Jesus

There’s a scene in the dystopian sci-fi movie Minority Report where Tom Cruise’s character is riding in an autonomous vehicle that gets remotely commandeered by the police to bring him into custody. The audience is supposed to see this as flagrant disregard for privacy and due process.

its cool that other world leaders react to our president like he's the little kid in the twilight zone episode

Ah, Minthara Balders Gate. What a woman. I bet her pussy tastes like booberry cereal.

Shocked that the institutions that announced they wouldn't cooperate with ICE were actually lying and spying on their teammates opposition

I did in fact finish chapter 25 today. Folks, these bitches are GAY. Not just movie gay, you can literally read the internal monologue where Teme is too stupid to know the woman she's fucking likes her. I did this for all of you. You're welcome. Give me 1$ or wait 16 weeks to read it at AO3

if i can offer a heterodox-but-informed opinion— youth sports have gotten worse as they have become an even bigger part of the College Admissions circus. This, in turn, has ramped our Toxic Sports Parents problem up to 11.

Pretty damning condemnation of Phil Spencer's batting average with his acquisitions after it's all said and done when it's the game they acquired years before the rest of their Game Pass portfolio that's apparently kept the rest of the division afloat all these years. Shocking? No, but still grim.

This is what Bernie should’ve said 10 months ago, too bad he had his spine removed after the 2016 primary.

mods are asleep post illegal scooby gang member "Mike" who was cut out before the show began

RFK, Jr. is threatening to undo decades of progress we’ve made to reduce teen pregnancy. This will not help our kids, and I’m not having it.

I’m fucking sobbing

My alarms didn't sound off this morning so my mood already isn't good but then some dude full of road rage got mad at me for tooting my horn after he cut my off stupid style

xbox has fired master chief pls sub to his fansly

Jesus... I knew it was bad, but wiping out almost all of Id Software's coders - the most experienced engine coders and optimizers in the entire business - is ABSOLUTELY INSANE.

Trying to figure out if there was ever a sign that things were about to get fucky

give Iran a metal gear

Sorry, if some of you are going to do denialism about Belgium having beer traditions, I must post this.

there are plenty of people taking potshots at this and i don’t really blame them, but we would be in a significantly better place, politically, if our pundits engaged in this kind of public accounting more often

Idk that was offsides

whoopsie

This is an actual storyboard for Evil Dead 2. People don't need AI to make beautiful art.

You probably should've just assumed the merc with a nazi tattoo was also a rapist. Gotta be 100% overlap on that venn diagram

This is a genocidal act by the United States.

i thought this was fan art but big naturals ahriman is real www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articl...

This is genuinely dope as hell.

we want 1 billion Night In The Woods players a day

A man who publicly was doing something which, when done wrong, can cause graft-vs-host disease, an autoimmune disease which can attack, among other things, your GI tract, now has an autoimmune disease which is attacking his GI tract. What a coincidence.

again your knuckles are recharged, and you may crack them again

It’s so funny/miserable how “One Billion People Per Day” sounds like such a rhetorical exaggeration from normal shitposting, and then you look it up, and find that it is a direct quote www.pcgamer.com/gaming-indus...

Sure Microsoft may have fired thousands of people and gutted its games division but at least it had more money to pour into Copilot, the 4th most popular AI, a product nobody wants or likes except rich executives, that is constantly losing horrendous amounts of money

There's a part in the book "Careless People" where the author beats Zuck at Settlers of Catan, and he is absolutely wrecked by it. Someone pulls her aside to explain everyone else has been letting him win for years. I think about this a lot re: why tech bros think everyone will love AI chatbots.

[raises prices on consoles by 200 dollars every six months] you poors better start gaming or we'll fuck it up even more

asha sharma going "we want 1 billion players a day" a nice reminder that these execs are fundamentally incapable of understanding that their customers do not have infinite money or even just that time is finite. they just think you haven't been fed the right marketing yet to get you on board

Looks like the Sony PR team has begun its consent manufacturing operation among the media in the past 24 hours. I wonder how many other gaming outlets and influencers this week will also happen to put up posts/articles/videos declaring that eliminating physical media from consoles is good, actually?

"He wanted to understand what the red card meant" hell yeah. HELL fucking yeah. Intervening and not even really knowing why someone handed him the phone

“He then put her license plate details on a surveillance “hotlist,” meaning he would get a notification in real time anytime she drove by an AI-powered license plate surveillance camera.”

this is probably my favorite Metroid meme of all time

In the jail dimension for eternity for taking an illegal peek at the gta 6 pre release and seeing a left shark twerking

My man took that up north trip for hacking grand theft auto 6 and leaking that there’s a McDonald’s parody in the game called “McFuckShit”, he’s looking at 25 to life

This is why the "Israel will just go to other countries and become their vassal instead" argument against cutting US support is always so funny. First of all: so what? And second of all: who, India? lol ok

The eternal race to the bottom of 'Funded in 3 Seconds!' is leading to people just straight up not asking for enough money to fund their projects and that is bad

Since apparently this isn't making it beyond UK news yet, Rockstar petitioned a British court to section an 18 year old autistic kid under the mental health act for hacking their server and leaking a short GTA 6 clip a couple of years ago. No trial, no term of sentence, just locked up in hospital.

hey man can you tell me is this one a porno or an isekai? the title cuts off before it explains the premise.

It is insanely frustrating that Abdul El-Sayed got asked about Hasan Piker during every media appearance but Mallory McMorrow was never asked "Doesn't hiring a woman who spent years trying to silence Andrew Cuomo's victims contradict the notion that you care about women?"