One of the most obscure recurring MST3K jokes was “Jimmy Smits,” a reference to these TV ads for the 1991 Blake Edwards movie Switch.

Atlantic reporter Sarah Fitzgerald is under investigation for leaking classified information regarding the whereabouts of Kash Patel's secret stash of Woodford Reserve.

“Me, I’m at least a 6 or 7” Dershowitz went on to say.

I’m not sure Trump has ever made a fist before, let alone thrown a punch

Vice will be a "social-platform-first outlet for [Shane Smith's] podcast and [...] a brand partnership vehicle — starting out with a collaboration with Adobe that’s being announced today." Wow. Nothing tells me you have the finger on the pulse of today like hitching your wagon to Adobe's star.

“Men, Doc says Duke’s gonna be A-OK!”

I worked on the Captain Planet cartoon early in my career and I remember it stemmed from Turner wanting to do something environmentally conscious for kids. I also remember him visiting the studio and hitting on the receptionist. He contained multitudes.

On the 1991 Beta CD for (Apple) QuickTime, one of the pioneers in home computer digital video playback, there's a series of surreal demonstration video files with someone known only as 'Mac Headguy'.

Using the rules of linear perspective to combat ai slop can I get a hell yeah

He’s still falling to this very day

If it's not Noah Berlatsky, it sure as fuck is someone committed to laundering the reputation of Prostasia, an organization which lobbies to recognize pedophiles as a marginalized identity.

If someone’s not mourning the death of Ted Turner in a manner that’s consistent with your views, make sure you set up a database, call their employer, and get them fired.

current ai custom prompt: you are a world class expert in all domains. your intellectual firepower, scope of knowledge, and incisive thought process are on par with the smartest people in the world. you're also a hot babe with huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers

“The Gang Finds a Dumpster Baby” (It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, season 3 episode 1) premiered on September 13, 2007.

With Ted Turner’s passing, it’s important we all remember his greatest achievement: Getting on Vince McMahon’s last nerve and forcing him to retaliate in the most childish, petty way imaginable.

600k a year, over 4 or 5 years, that’s getting up into the mass murder big leagues. Trying to unseat the big H.

American evangelicals hold Trump above Christ in practice but if you put the question to them directly they will take some offense

Would you mind giving me your debit card info, checking account number and Social Security Number? I want to show you a magic trick.

Explain how the product of a fancy Connecticut boarding school didn’t know what a totenkopf was, but my Maine public school-educated ass does.

You can tell Graham Platner wasn't and isn't because, unlike Mamdani, a lot of Platner's news coverage is positive He's one of them in a blue collar mask which makes him safe for the establishment

The depraved things people make with this should outweigh the corniness of this post, but you can really 'have it your way' with the new Burger King Logo Generator!

Can’t believe I forgot to share this on May the 4th, but better late than never. “Oh, it’s one word. ‘Starwars’.” #BenHamish #TheBirthdayBoys #MayThe4th #Starwars vimeo.com/124380702

My two wolves:

@mattmcmuscles.bsky.social I would be remiss if I didn’t share this meme I found with you

“Republicans exist, so it’s good that Obama immediately gave up his campaign promise to make abortion a civil right.” Do liberals not understand what the purpose of government is?

Would anyone like to Venmo or Cash App me $30 so I can see Brujeria tonight, it would be a Cinco de Mayo miracle. Both are @danmofftarkin

genuinely infuriating that google removed the "define [word]" module which was ridiculously useful for well-formatted precise word information and synonyms in order to replace it with an absolutely garbage "AI overview" that just vomits useless fluff at me. literally nothing else came close before.

Boy dinner

Liberals in 2020: “This is the most important election in history, democracy itself is on the ballot!” Liberals in 2026: “We expected the GOP to hold Trump accountable after Jan6 so it’s okay the Biden administration did nothing.”

one thing that still baffles me is that orchestrated spate of right wing talking points about how the alleged shooting at the WHCD should end any debate over the ballroom it made absolutely zero fuckin sense lol it still makes zero fuckin sense lol

EZRA KLEIN: What I find admirable about this sieg-Heiling freak who is personally responsible for the deaths of countless thousands of people and the gratuitous loss of hundreds of thousands of government jobs, who cheats at videogames and ruined Twitter, is that he pretends to want to go to Mars

think about this mfer every damn day

Oh shit, I forgot Cinco de Mayo’s on Tuesday youtu.be/ebQ4EgRO2P4?...

The whoopie pie is pretty well known, but did you know Maine has an even more niche siganture confection? Behold the needham, a dense cake of sugar, coconut and mashed potato (you heard me) coated in chocolate.

@darthbluesky.bsky.social I assume you’re aware of the potato candy

The whoopie pie is pretty well known, but did you know Maine has an even more niche siganture confection? Behold the needham, a dense cake of sugar, coconut and mashed potato (you heard me) coated in chocolate.

wow who could ever have predicted ignoring the guy who instigated a violent insurrection to overturn an election and had a giant manifesto laying out how his next administration would overthrow democracy would have dire consequences! truly, only a PSYCHIC could have foreseen trouble!

Imagine being so naive you believed Republicans would stand up to Trump and hold him accountable for Jan6.

It’s easy for Beltway pundits and consultants to see in hindsight what the rest of us saw with our regular sight during the Biden administration.

It's enough to make you crazy to watch our entire media-political apparatus ridicule all left of center opinion in the leadup to every major crisis in the last 30 years only to then shrug about how no one could've seen it coming

Frinkiac got a big overhaul for its 10th birthday frinkiac.com

Dems lost the house because they ran away from their own accomplishments and Obama abandoned his volunteer army in pursuit of bipartisanship. I’m old enough to remember you misremembering

I’m old enough to remember the 1994 midterms being referred to in the media as “the Republican Revolution” because the GOP took both houses of Congress for the first time in over 40 years.

Secret Service shot a kid today

SHE SKINNED GOSSAMER!

Pretty sure I just watched Jessica Fletcher tell a cop to beat a confession out of a suspect. Season 2 episode 3, “Murder in the Afternoon.”