I know there are so many more important things going on in the world right now, but holy FUCK I am so sick of medical professionals not having even the SLIGHTEST CLUE about how ADHD functions and impacts people.

It appears I’ve been doxxed

I'm not a plumber. But I'm pretty sure that's not how sinks work.

we're at the combination pizza hut and taco bell

sometimes I'll be chatting with someone in my replies and I'll go to their profile and they're like, a world-renowned archaeologist posting the coolest shit you've ever seen. extremely underrated part of this site

we all got that one box full of flash drives

Young people who can’t remember a time before Trump overwhelmed all media would be astonished by the standards of presidential behavior that were applied by the media and Republicans during the Obama era.

Everyone's making fun of the new StarFox and it's going to make eleven gorillion dollars

The Trump-Epstein Reading Room in Tribeca displays 3.5 million pages in 3,437 volumes. Organizer David Garrett aims to push for the release of all files, redacted to protect victims, not witnesses or co-conspirators.

Absolutely incredible

Warning! You might see posts in the wild claiming "Hogwarts Legacy is free right now!" but this is malware, if you try and run it, it'll install Hogwarts Legacy on your PC.

In the federal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the coastal authorities, who investigate seashell-related crimes; and the Department of Justice, who prosecute the offenders.

The ballroom people expect vs the one you are actually going to get.

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli. (I couldn't find a gif lol)

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.

fucking hate when I go to the merch stand and I can’t tell if the person selling the stuff is in the band or not. I’m always like yeah I’ve been a fan of. you. or them. the band. for a long time. thank you I’ll take a mediun shirnt (drops my credit card and it rolls outside down into a sewer grate)

30-50 grams of hog

i'm hallucinating

holy fucking shit

Whenever I watch Deadliest Catch, I find myself thinking about how eating crab is just absolutely not worth even just the human cost of fishing it, even before factoring in animal and environmental welfare/impact.

really do not think the actual lesson of 2024 has been internalized very well: americans will elect hitler if burgar price too high

Watching my toddler just embed rice and chicken tikka masala into her scalp like it's the only thing that's ever mattered

I needed this thread today

bsky.app/profile/bezz... this is the other half of my humor

right now the astronauts are calling houston because the computer on the spaceship is running two instances of microsoft outlook and they can't figure out why. nasa is about to remote into the computer

probably I fart too much to be an astronaut

toddler doing her part in keeping the house clean by requesting the robot vacuum be run no less than four times per hour

Yeah i have whats called Autism

I see you post anything about HP that doesn’t say it’s a shitty heavily plagiarised book by a horrible woman who hates trans people to death, I block you on sight. I don’t care it’s your childhood. Grow the fuck up.

Imagine fart-shaming in 2026, smh my head

Me wandering around the timeline

this is super cool

lol

@discoholicmusic.bandcamp.com my toddler saw this over our shoulder and is now fixated on "more disco ball"

I met with AI data labelers in Kenya who are organizing their colleagues to fight the brutal working conditions and horrible pay given to the workers at the "bottom of the AI supply chain." They believe the NDAs they've signed are unenforceable so are speaking out: www.404media.co/ai-is-africa...

The troubles

What a time to be aware of facts and information

Happy to see vrchat prioritizing what users are actually asking for in terms of, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ubisoft collabs, I guess

Five months ago was the end of our trip in Ireland. I miss it so bad

Wanted a way to help your friends play VRChat? I made a handy tutorial/cheat sheet for Desktop Players! If you got some handy tips and tricks for new players, please feel free to share! I hope everyone has fun playing! #VRChat

we shut down every real place a kid could go that isn't home/school so they log on to the virtuamall and play cyber laser tag. they buy virtual goku shirts so their friends can see them wearing it while they cyberloiter. then they go to school and talk about what they got up to at the intermall

@waysofthewoods.bsky.social made me a fantastic poster for my vrc birthday party on the 7th, but it's so fuckin weird I have no idea how to write alt text for it so I can't post it lol

Tfw you still have some edge cases to fix in your procedural locomotion system #gamedev

this is how vers-bottoms decide who’s going to top

The silence from furality and vrc is really aggravating