Mark Kelly: I'm going to make a powerful statement about democracy and perhaps even fluster him Trump (spotting him in the crowd): Howie Mandel. Stand up man (pointing) He hasn't said nice things about me on his show but that's ok. America's Got Talent. When I saw it I said maybe not so much

Hadn't seen this yet so i made it myself

It's been on the channel but it needs a full release. Rudy Ray Moore's Dolemite is long overdue for the Criterion treatment.

the year is 2033. increasing fears of an economic bubble have made it illegal to impugn the usefulness of LLMs. the “r word” is now “strawberry”

Absolute legend :( I'll never forget when Parmaster shared his Tymnet login with me in 1991. I've had it in my k0dez book ever since.

“In a criminal trial, I would feel morally obligated to convict, however, in a civil trial I could set those views aside,” adding, “I believe it would be to the benefit of the human race for Mr. Musk to be sent to prison.” www.sfgate.com/tech/article...

Today’s ruling was the definition of a BRUTAL FRAMEMOG

FINALLY AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES IVE BEEN WAITING FOR A YEAR

Trump's cortisol levels skyrocketing after being brutally SCOTUSmogged and failing to tariffmaxx the moids and foids.

New — This was projected on the US Institute of Peace building this evening ahead of the first meeting tomorrow of Trump’s farcically-named “Board of Peace.” Photo taken by person who was over there tonight. Unclear who’s behind the projection.

Another snoopy commission

What a momentous day for the British state. And what an iconic image to capture it

The tech oligarchs pushing AI do not care if you can afford a computer, because they do not truly love the computer. aftermath.site/ram-prices-hdd...

Couldn’t click fast enough. www.sfgate.com/cannabis/art...

Charlie Kirk: “I don’t think there should be a Black History Month. I don’t like entire months dedicated to a race.” Just a reminder that Trump gave Charlie Kirk the Medal of Freedom.

The best part of this Lindsey Graham temper tantrum story is the Danish Prime Minister’s response to South Carolina’s most famous man-child.

My boss just informed me (with a laugh) that the National Cribbage Congress' phone number is 1-800-PEGGING.

What if Lemon Party and Grindr did a cross-promotion.

NO KINGS March 28!! ❌👑 This will be the largest non-violent protest in American history. Spread the word online and IRL, it’s up to all of us. FIND a No Kings protest: bit.ly/nokings328 ***Events are still being registered. Please check back next week if you don’t see one near you yet.***

It’s the year of the horse and I’m mr hands

Texan-born guitar wizard Hayden Pedigo has signed a giant deal with Sub Pop

This mofo said false herring

woah no way

Every time the NYT gets smoked I am so here for it

pretty stunning chart

as good a time as any to pitch my other great idea, which is to change the national anthem to "face down ass up"

When I get just a little too warm under the covers:

Graffiti seen in Melbourne denouncing the Israeli President Issac Herzog who is on an official State visit to Australia

"All Cats Are Beautiful" Sticker spotted in Bogota, Colombia

The Trump Admin is issuing subpoenas to social media platforms, including Bluesky, demanding personal details of anyone who criticizes DHS's reign of terror in American cities. Don't like CBP killing Americans on the street? You name is added to Trump's list for retribution. I'm certainly there.

Gavin Newsom is the NFT of guys

On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast. The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me. But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.

And there it is...

if gavin newsom is the nominee i will write in jeff epstein

jesus fucking christ

Notes on Pam Bondi, dog thief. www.sfgate.com/politics/art...

🏆 @robgeorge.bsky.social

This is some genuinely psycho shit...

The only reason you go to the mattresses to keep the masks on is because you know people are gonna find pardoned J6ers and guys on those sex offender lists who couldn't get jobs elsewhere amongst the ranks

Even the internet's favorite dog account calls out Ring video cameras what they are: Mass surveillance.

LMFAO GET ‘IM

US Olympic Curling Team member speaks out against ICE: "I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."

Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."

Happy #Lawyercat Anniversary for all who celebrate! It's been four years since the kitten appeared in my Zoom courtroom, and I released the 48 second video that made the whole world laugh. Here is the full video showing the big reveal at the end (in two parts because Blue sky). Enjoy!

5/ “I have already spent more than 60 days waking up eating the same repetitive meals…going to the doctor and that the only thing they tell you is to drink more water and the worst thing is that it seems like the water is what makes people sick here…” From 12-year-old Ender, detained 60+ days