Jane Goodall on Trump: "In many ways the performances of Donald Trump remind me of male chimpanzees and their dominance rituals.”

lights are out at the tesla diner

a man has set up a booth commemorating charlie kirk in the heart of west hollywood

sick of this almond butter bs give me actual peanut butter

very big credit card, doesn’t seem practical

years ago, a production company contacted me about adapting this story i wrote on a group of heavily-armed weed-growing nuns in california into a movie. so was fun to see similar characters in ‘one battle after another’: www.thedailybeast.com/the-saga-of-...

you can't hurt me i survived the 2010 drake/hanson south street seaport riot

‘one battle after another’ (2025)

time for another, bigger class-action lawsuit against apple for draining iphone batteries

pete davidson is performing at the riyadh comedy festival?

10/10

‘one battle after another’

lives rent-free in my head

headed to the rapture

theo von helped get trump elected but isn’t happy about being used in an ICE deportation video

the actual research suggests a link between older fathers and higher rates of autism so naturally republicans are blaming pregnant women

disney/abc: jimmy kimmel will return tomorrow night

trump at a memorial service:

photos from last night’s 25th anniversary ‘bring it on’ reunion at alamo drafthouse dtla

happy gossip girl season to all who celebrate

every time i see a smartwatch

the hipster hedonism to hardcore judaism transition in williamsburg will never not be jarring

bit much if you ask me

fascinating that Fallon and Stewart, and to a much lesser extent Meyers, all landed on the same bit: obsequious flattery because trump could cancel them I’m not sure if I find irony poisoning to be enough of a comedic release right now, you know?

all else aside, trying to get late-night hosts fired for lobbing softball jokes your way is the weakest shit ever

every george clooney movie should open with him getting out of prison

will there ever be a more handsome duo?

people talk a lot about robert redford directing ‘ordinary people’ to a best picture win over ‘raging bull,’ but for my money ‘quiz show’ is his masterpiece as a filmmaker

Robert Redford wrote this about Trump prior to his death. RIP. www.nbcnews.com/think/opinio...

Robert Redford wrote this about Trump prior to his death. RIP. www.nbcnews.com/think/opinio...

imagine getting proposed to like this (chinatown, nyc)

no words www.washingtonpost.com/climate-envi...

given this some thought and i would definitely get shot for pooping myself during ‘the long walk’

what if we kissed in front of the pornhub kebab place

warriorssssssss

nyc

a line of garbage trucks + loads of cops blocking the entrance to trump tower #nyc

trump getting booed at yankee stadium

secret service are patting ppl down at yankee stadium because trump is here

trump getting booed at yankee stadium

secret service are patting ppl down at yankee stadium because trump is here

'tis (almost) the season

this album a 10/10 (yes i was at the haim show tonight)

nyc

what a headline: www.standard.co.uk/comment/gen-...

RIP Giorgio Armani

if they want to go to burning man 🚩

some exciting news

oh my goodness us.shein.com/Men's-New-Sp...

never seen this on doordash before… thanks trump!