Don’t forget to leave a glass of milk and a blank check out tonight so Bobby Bonilla can pass over your house. It’s a #MetsSky mitzvah

I cannot impress upon people enough that being a teenage gay person now is unrecognizable to what it was like in the 90s and early 00s

That’s some shit Chris Farley would’ve fallen through on SNL

the 90s called and it wants its boring take back

Everyone’s ragging on Jesse for this, but meeting a bisexual woman is tough on a man. There’s always a possibility someone might have made her cum, and now you have to live up to those impossible standards.

the Really About Something Elseness of the shrimp critique account is strong

Understanding this is the sweet spot of being too online. No more, no less.

And to think her millionaire media mogul boyfriend got ZERO of those shrimp. It's always socialism for me and not for thee.

There’s a reason JFREJ prioritized electing Brad Lander & Eli Northrup this cycle. Both races were a fight for the future of the Jewish community: btwn an out-of-touch establishment and a Jewish Left w/ real vision grounded in human rights & dignity for all. We won, decisively.

Every Mamdani scandal is like “he loves his mom and writes very well for a 15 year old”

I think Brad Lander made a smart distinction between unity and solidarity, and offered a good marching order for Democrats all across the spectrum, in his victory speech last night: "Unity means we already agree. Solidarity means we do the work to build bridges even across significant differences."

my assistant, who is a kitten, searched “loooooooooooooooooop ;/“

I can’t get over the name of the company.

Know what TV show actually wouldn’t get made today? The Twilight Zone. Half of these fuckin’ episodes are about fascism.

Your reminder that fairy tales are full of stepmothers because women once routinely died in childbirth, from postpartum sepsis, or from other infectious diseases and left behind housefuls of motherless children. Stable nuclear families are made possible by vaccines, antibiotics, and safe abortions.

Just in time for Pride, we have news about the notorious "pink planet," a billion year-old gas supergiant that's 57 light years from Earth. Turns out that this old, pink planet is extremely salty, which feels relatable. news.northwestern.edu/stories/2026...

pulling this shit in indie ball is grim. hating gay people so much you'd rather go back to working at autozone than be a professional athlete is insane

Kohen Wiley, a 1-year-old child, is dead after a Mississippi police officer shot into a car and killed him. Family members say his mother was holding him in the passenger seat. The officers were responding to a shoplifting call over a box of diapers at the Senatobia Walmart.

every landlord in Queens

Temu Bob Hoskins

William the Conqueror live-tweeting the Norman Conquest in the year 1066:

Per my 14 year old, Gen Alpha is currently obsessed with the hantavirus. Not in a concerned way, in a “funny memes” way.

Target Scales Back Pride Section To Single T-Shirt Saying They’d Do A Threesome With A Girl For Their Boyfriend’s Birthday https://theonion.com/target-scales-back-pride-section-to-single-t-shirt-sayi-1850501108/

Was she telling people who would come in 5th place?

oh god no

We are but warriors for the working-day. Henry V #ShakespeareSunday #9to5

Me, to the kitten: 🎶 Cat Face, he’s got a big cat face, he’s got the body of a cat and the face of a cat and he flies through the air with his big cat face, CAT FACE! 🎶 14, to me: Is that really what passed for brainrot in your day?

got the kitten vaccinated and now he’s backwards

can't believe there's been a restaurant in Montreal called passé composé this whole time and I'm only finding out about it now

I just want to point out to any game three Knicks ticket holders that “JEFF-REY EP-STEIN” reads out beautifully to a classic five clap crowd chant

@fightforthefuture.org #InternetArchive #SaveTheArchive #Journalism #MediaTransparency #WaybackMachine

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Capricorn: If you can’t spot the problem amongst your fellow villagers who are sacrificing a goat to appease the local chupacabra, then you ARE the problem.

I waited a while to write this one. The time finally felt right.

cc @dailyzeitgeist.bsky.social @dissonancepod.bsky.social

two unrelated podcasts on my playlist today are about BallMaxxing

I mean, they REALLY love AI.

This dude tries to block us from leaving (bit me when I tried to move him) and runs to the door when he hears the keys in the lock. My diagnosis is that he is a dog.

מיינע און אונזערע פייגעלעך, מיט אַלע קאָלירן: אַ פרייליכן שטאָלצן חודש 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🦚

Another Pride Month, another use of the perfect image: (BTW, we celebrated this classic episode last year on @talksimpsonspod.bsky.social with Steven Universe creator Rebecca Sugar! talkingsimpsons.libsyn.com/talking-simp...)

Please be serious He said vegan becuase he knew an anti gay slur would have gone too far Its weird to pretend it was anything else but that

You can’t tell me that it *wasn’t* the story of how the La Brea tar pits came to be

So, @edzitron.com ate his Wheatties this morning