the renovation guy is hot. i might flirt.

Grabbed a quick pic while the ‘rents were away

This dog was a three term mayor of Whoville.

the head of meta comms is threading on bluesky because he's mad about a NYT opinion piece

“The incredibly unpopular ruler, whose time is split between insane wars no one wants and building golden monuments and palaces honoring himself, has changed the rules so only his party can win elections” is a story that often ends on a scaffold

hey i made something

Anyway, I don't think we need a strong Republican Party. Or even a Republican Party at all. It's okay for parties to die. For new parties to be created. They don't have to last forever. Show me one American Whig.

i’ve had a plumbing emergency that has turned into a whole ordeal that now involves asbestos removal and minor reconstruction. the only silver lining is that i am meeting dozens of men, some of them might be single, and they all have jobs. so, maybe i’ll get laid out of this ?? 🥂

I like to make up little stories while I work to keep the time pass like your hands if you’re using a table saw can be little dudes, surfing away from danger or narrowly, avoiding danger and other wild things

The extremely rare catcopus.

An anti-trans Dem in Michigan is trying to disqualify a trans woman running for the same seat over not using her deadname. She doesn't even have to, her name is legally changed. State Dems are rallying around her. We spoke with Joanna Whaley, the candidate. Subscribe to support our journalism.

Redeemers were waiting, biding their time for permission to fully destroy multi-racial democracy

re-reading animophs as a trans woman in 2026 & seeing these kids deal with the constant threat of never knowing who around you would immediately seek your destruction if they knew what you were & i'm like yeah it does suck i hate that too

1) make sure you're well hydrated and ate recently 2) we're legitimately in competitive authoritarian territory imo 3) the past sucked in so many ways it's hard to appreciate 4) you and I still have to go to work in the morning even if the world is ending

"city" is just a fancy word for people

i love art and fashion. aligning with fascism is never in style.

This graph is astonishing. The people that bang on about “natural birth” and “women have been doing this forever without help” need to be forced to stare at this until their eyes water.

May 5 is International Day of the Midwife. This year's theme is "one million more" — reflecting a shortage of midwives based on World Health Organization research. n.pr/4d5MrtA

It’s Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women and Girls Day. My friend Crystal Rice McDonald was murdered by her husband John C. McDonald in 2014. His family then whisked their Yup'ik children off to Texas before her family could find them.

…soon. Soon.

We didn't start the leopards They've been eating faces In all times and places We didn't start the leopards What with all the biting We've got no time for fighting We didn't start the leopards With our faces gone We will still go on and on and on

the box elder county commission voted yesterday to drain the great salt lake, a move some are calling dumb as fuck www.sltrib.com/news/2026/05...

it feels like letting the dumbest and most depraved people be in charge of everything isn’t working out

What's a star war

as we get ready to see the looks for this years Met Gala, i want to remind everyone that when we see an animal that is so thin you can see its bones, most of us will feel compassion and concern, knowing it’s hungry. visible bones are a sign of starvation. they are also the beauty standard for women.

How Rudy Giuliani will always be remembered.

I’ll always remember him as the man who assumed he was about to get a blowjob from a teenage girl in a Borat movie

I'm ready to fight an italian youtube food person because he keeps making these clickbaity titles like '5 things Americans get wrong about Italian food' bitch, one things Italians get wrong is we're making Italian-American food. get off your high horse. You wouldn't have tomatoes without us.

Pineapple Blister sounds like a grunge band

We should be investing in things like this.

Sitting at the patio table, I noticed movement by my foot. It’s little baby bunny! 🐰 The slightest movement by me sent it zipping about 10 feet away. It paused long enough for a photo. So cute!

I feel seen 😁

there's no reason to eat a full meal in a meeting if it's not a breakfast or lunch or dinner meeting. bring back etiquette.

I'm rewatching the Chernobyl series on HBO, and the opening voiceover from Legasov resonates: "What is the cost of lies? It's not that we'll mistake them for the truth. The real danger is that if we hear enough lies, then we no longer recognize the truth at all."

carnivorous bulbs 🌱

Remember how less than three weeks ago the president threatened to kill an entire civilization

About last night’s scrambling from gun fire at White House reporters dinner .. Rep Jamie Raskin (D-MD) makes a critical point on CNN: “This is happening in schools across the country.. the kids have no resources to process their trauma”

Right, it's important to remember that this is unfortunately a fairly common experience for most presidents, but normally presidents don't spend all their time crying about it in public.

i care about the White House correspondents dinner about as much as the people who attend the White House correspondents dinner care about me

“if we eliminate all the workers with ai, who will buy the products?” is my question for the geniuses

“RFK is a eugenicist who believes that people with chronic health conditions deserve to die preventable deaths” is a plain fact that the news media cannot or will not tell the public.

happy 80th birthday to the pope of trash john waters 👑 what was the first john waters film you ever saw?

no, i don’t want to use the self-checkout. i don’t work here.

some people are good at their jobs. but not most people.

The creeps who make up Trump's paramilitary force (aka 🇺🇸 ICE) will soon be outfitted with the same glasses worn by all the other creeps who wear them, except these creepy glasses will be fused with mass surveillance data by @kenklippenstein.bsky.social open.substack.com/pub/kenklipp...

Who would win? - Shiva, the destroyer - Tyler, the creator

it's been 27 years since Columbine. we did a good job of banning trench coats for a while after, but otherwise not much has changed.

Wanted to show you this post in English because it’s so good and we truly are a global village