Actually this particular sign is one you probably should obey in advance.

And today in #warravagedportland, I saw an attempted murder! (Of crows.)

Portlanders — show off your corner of war-ravaged Portland below.

imagining bluesky being shown on AEW programming is so funny to me because you’ll have a really innocuous tweet on screen followed right after by someone on bluesky going “mox’s sex cult is pushing the limits in this match and the ao3 tags”

You guys, so many Romance girlies are reading "On Tyranny" that they've broken the Goodreads recommendations algorithm. 10/10; no notes. #romancelandia

I love the Winter Olympics let’s all get frostbite and fall down a mountain

Eddie Kingston is coming back. Time to repost the video.

Exercise and licence, aka "what letters go ck, sss, and/or zzz? All of them." Restaurant I can't even get close enough to get my phone to help me which I feel is a failing of my phone.

i shit you not, i just saw an 00s model lincoln town car, lifted at least 3 inches, with off-roading tires and a flagpole stuck in the middle of the roof, speeding down columbia blvd with a 5 foot long progress pride flag streaming in the wind

It's only a matter of time before it makes the jump to this site, but one of the Charlie Kirk videos is EXTREMELY graphic, so if that's gonna be a hard watch, you can update your settings to turn off autoplay. settings > content & media > autoplay video & gifs = off

I remember someone saying that's how you know AI can never truly be a writer. If you tell AI to stop using em dashes, it'll stop. If you tell a writer to stop using em dashes they'll tell you to fuck yourself and that you can pry them from their cold, dead fingers.

I have Islands in the Stream stuck in my head and the fact that it keeps transitioning into Ghetto Superstar has A) Reminded me about the song Ghetto Superstar B) Made me realize that Ghetto Superstar uses Islands in the Stream and that's why this is happening to me

broke: 50 different weapon types woke: having sex with all of your friends in the woods

replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names

Grace just sent this me this tok of a woman accidentally recording her cat in slow motions, and I am SOBBING from laughing so hard

I don't need to open this NextDoor email. It's perfect how it is.

Having your boss say "thanks for the wake up call" when you call to correct a mistake you made isn't anxiety inducing at all nope

Friends, help me try and understand some choices. But ngl he wouldn't be losing this round of ANTM

constantly shook by how what seems like a little bit of water in my glass can become a ton of water when spilled. I'm pretty sure somewhere my science teachers despair.

I read this and now I must make you read it. I’m sorry but that’s how it must be.

It's important to let you know that: 1) Warner Bros. created a mock-up of an IMDB page for Johnny Cage 2) all of Johnny Cage's movies are rated 6.9

this an excellent illustration of the straight men saying "women couldn't possibly find eddie kingston attractive" thing

Currently a Tsunami Watch (threat still being evaluated) for entire U.S./Canada West Coast following very large M 8.7) sub-oceanic quake near eastern Russia in West Pacific. Plenty of time to refine/crunch numbers further for West Coast, but more imminent threat closer to epicenter.

Hangman @hangmanpage.bsky.social for @allelitewrestling.com

*me trying to explain AEW to people right now* there is an evil, sexy milf and she’s trying to make her son murder a 50 year old Canadian

Visa and Mastercard have killed more art than every studio combined and most people don't even know about it

I cannot stress this enough: do not seek out what else Elmo is tweeting, the account’s been hacked by someone calling for the extermination of Jewish people, among other things.

I can't believe a guy won a wrestling match by hanging his opponent with The Chain Of Character Growth, Forgiveness, and Friendship.🤼‍♂️

I think my life is now divided into before I saw a Bucky Barnes drag routine of the assassination of Howard and Maria Stark set to Hot in Herre and after today

Imagine your worst neighbor coming home at three in the morning in their aircar, sounding like a hundred lawnmowers, throwing dirt and gravel through your front window, and then landing on your roof. You don't want a flying car, because you don't want anyone else to have one.

Geology museums are neat because they're just an institutionalized version of "come check out this neat rock I found."

Can I put “presage” on my passport

Still brings joy to my aging millennial heart to know that Fred Durst is an open trans ally

Don't call them trouser snakes, try:

I have Take Me Home Tonight by Eddie Money stuck in my head because a guy biked by the loading dock at work blasting it. Everyone in the dock just sang our way through to the "be my little baby" line as we worked and the music faded into the distance

every researcher who needs to access the national archives after july 7:

what if we held hands at the 11 million gallon bioretention basin

Unmute. This is so good, and in somewhat related news, I’m crying now

"i asked chatgpt" yeah well i went to the doctor, i went to the mountains, i looked to the children, i drank from the fountains there's more than one answer to these questions pointing me in a crooked line and the less I seek my source for some definitive closer I am to fine

Terrible news: it's not Friday

The soundtrack to Apollo 13 and I keep playing I Can See For Miles by The Who on repeat while we drive across the flat part of Eastern Oregon to go to a middle school volleyball tournament. It will permanently make me uneasy about overly flat terrain.

I need everyone on Normal People internet to know that American Girl Doll Instagram is doing doll protests today. There are tiny t-shirts and signs. AND THEN I realized it's a joint protest with the Barbie ppl, where there are EVEN TINIER SIGNS.

Best, most succinct summary of The Situation I've seen yet is from the insta for a professional wrestler

Whenever my senator posts, I just kinda lean up against it like Jason from the Good Place. Oh, Ron Wyden, we're really in it now...

Reminder that I AM LATINA AND PROUD. I am the product of immigration - my grandmother was undocumented and entered the country from Mexico as a baby. My mother was a fierce, gorgeous Latina woman of Mexican and Spanish descent.

ok why do all these oakleaf hydrangeas keep just absolutely GIVING UP, is it because the ground is too WET and their WEAK and SICKLY little roots are ROTTEN?! i thought i was gonna be living in a little bee-buzzing eden but instead ive just got DEAD TWIGS poking out the ground

The governors of Oregon and Washington, along with the 20 other members of the Democratic Governors Association, issued a statement of condemnation yesterday. www.kgw.com/article/news...