i would like to listen to jack perry talk about his squirrel and adam cole talk about his dog for 80,000 business days

they could never make me hate you jack perry

Jamiroquai when Jamiro vewwy sad

I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?

Epstein to Larry Nassar in 2019: "Our president [Trump] also shares our love of young nubile girls"

How I'm showing up to the bluesky Xmas party

Still trying to figure shit out. Looking like we might have to move way out of town to find somewhere affordable which is super fun.

me scoffing at the say the word on beat challenge only for it to beat my ass when i’m staring at a spoon and somehow saying balloon

i will be posting a video of wheeler yuta telling people how to not join a cult

chris brookes vs elp at wrestle kingdom moves me immensely

WWE should claim to have invented lying, it might be the one thing they say that’s actually close to the truth.

one of my best friends got me tons of sweet snacks and 2 wheeler yuta trading cards for our early christmas and really that’s all i need in life to be fine

disney springs day with my bestie!!

wheeler yuta the president vice president secretary and treasurer of making hot men want to kiss or kill him (or both)

just impulse bought this for my wrestling trading card collection because bloody jake something with a candy cane background moved me

back to saline nasal spray for me because i have no idea if it’s the sudafed from yesterday or the flonase today but my heart feels like a sonic 06 speedrun from hell right now lmao

i just won this beautiful death riders card in an auction this is the best day of my life

i feel like things would be better if disagreements about wrestlers and angles and promos didn’t devolve into well actually you’re being a wrestling fan incorrectly for thinking that and here’s why. you can communicate your position and express your opinion without being condescending to people.

whoever cuts wheeler yuta’s hair will be my mortal enemy

i’ve been watching wrestling for 36 years, i know what a heel is lmao. i don’t dislike mjf at all. there are just parts of his character and his booking that at times i don’t love. that’s it. it’s fine if you don’t agree, i don’t expect everyone to see it the way i do.

always going for the low hanging fruit is uninteresting to me. the crowd chanting diddy is gross to me. the constant harping on / condescending to people for opposing viewpoints is exhausting and i’ve seen it happen a lot to women in wrestling spaces when they express any kind of differing opinion.

yeah i think we don’t need to be chanting diddy’s name seeing as how he’s a fucking abusive rapist #AEWDynamite 🤼

dynamite having a diddy chant because of mjf i’m in hell #AEWDynamite 🤼

i want to die #AEWDynamite 🤼

mjf’s hair truly looking like its had kenough #AEWDynamite 🤼

mjf really said if there’s an adam trying to thrive i’m shutting that shit down immediately #AEWDynamite 🤼

very few people in wrestling make me feel as much as hangman adam page does when he’s in the ring #AEWDynamite 🤼

please don’t mention young william i’m sensitive i miss him #AEWDynamite 🤼

hook looking like a spokesperson for dimetapp #AEWDynamite 🤼

hook serving teletubbies rn #AEWDynamite 🤼

when people talk about their favorite 90s and 2000s boybands i always bring up 3 count because nobody else was giving green circle choreography and ladder matches

i haven’t had to take sudafed in over a year. i took 2 pills and i’m feeling like shadow the hedgehog.

if toni storm ever sentences me to a lifetime of mediocrity my first stop will be to an etsy witch to remove the curse and my second stop will be witness protection in case the curse too strong

tony khan i think you have a moral obligation to bring back AEW dark permanently during these hard times so we can enjoy a lil more fun and whimsy as we continue to descend into the hellscape that is [gestures at everything]

PAC i would also like to respectfully marry you for 25 seconds #AEW #AEWDark 🤼

YUTAMOX HOORAY #AEW #AEWDark 🤼

if you have the chance to watch GYV wrestle live don’t pass it up. i’ve been able to see them several times and they give a master class in tag team wrestling. #AEW #AEWDark 🤼

wheeler yuta you may inspire this crowd to say sentences that have never been said before #AEW #AEWDark 🤼

jon moxley truly thriving with his cult wife and his many boyfriends #AEW #AEWDark 🤼

nathan cruz hello you may stay forever if you would like #AEW #AEWDark 🤼

GYV MY BELOVEDS #AEW #AEWDark 🤼

excalibur said i’m not doing currency conversion fuck you #AEW #AEWDark 🤼

AEW dark has the best me and my friends decided to wrestle and film it on youtube for the besties vibes. there’s a little something missing from AEW without these shows and the beautiful unhinged commentary. #AEW #AEWDark 🤼

that lykos pronunciation is beating his ass i’m crying #AEW #AEWDark 🤼

LMAO TAZ PLEASE #AEW #AEWDark 🤼

roddy is just an introvert that got adopted into a friend group against his will and now he’s coming out to the 90210 theme giving his best aloof brandon walsh vibe in the conglomeration #AEW #AEWDark 🤼

HI MANDREWS #AEW #AEWDark 🤼

oh look at our queen of wrathful christmas hariah carey #AEW #AEWDark 🤼

isla and marina putting in work #AEW #AEWDark 🤼

marina i know you’re already married but respectfully could i marry you for like 25 seconds #AEW #AEWDark 🤼