stone butch iso ragtime girl

why are these never directed at white trans men

dear white rice you are white before you are rice

I can't get over this bit. Jesus tapdancing Christ.

hold up I’m about to become the most annoying type of butch rq. fetch my wingtips

i don't look like kyle rittenhouse i am gonna make it

De-moiding my hands (moisturizing.)

Philly been dining out on the Hitchbot thing since 2013 . It’s been decades since they whipped a battery at Santa. The craziest thing they’ve done recently was when that guy ate shit after the Eagles won and that was before COVID. Minneapolis has the belt right now sorry to say.

white mages are white before they're mages

TERMINALLY ONLINE TRANS WOMAN: We need real life experience requirements for using tripcodes immediately!!! COMPLETELY OFFLINE TRANS WOMAN: Why do all the men I meet want me to top GAY WHITE YODA ON GRINDR: Hairy enough you are not. Only bears do I wish to fuck, find chubs attractive do I not

lower stakes competitive games are generally gonna only have the sickos that are ride or die for their game and you can't replicate that with professional payouts imo

his sauce is gone. it's fucking gone.

“…despite a judge ordering the toddler’s release.”

when you have brainworms it's like the more you pass the more unreasonable and deranged your brainworms become. "do my hands pass? do I have brick knees? is my pubic hair clocky? am I a bushon? am I a happytrailcel?" are there redeeming parts of your character?

we are all going to die for stupid reasons

I finally finished this Enterprise D LCARS cross stitch! Was supposed to take about a year, but longcovid had other plans for my brain and ability to count. So it's been over four years instead. It has a bazillion-jillion stitches in it.

they are moving as if there's no more elections.

If there's anyone who still thinks this will all blow over when our big beautiful president Leaves Us, you have to realize the Republican Party is crawling with fascists

lesbian missionary position is kink in a way the straights will never understand or achieve. ora ora! get pregnant oomfie!

every born catholic will do anything to be a step dad who raises them kids like theyre his own and every catholic convert thinks he needs to propagate his cracker genetic sequence inside the nearest blonde intersex crossfit nurse who owns a pitbull and drives a lifted jeep to her "abuse factory" job

the most likely jobs among the family members of cops are nurse (adolf hitler type [default]) and landlord

i hate being able to see the future

he is unfortunately correct. use Signal, leave your phone at home, but the thing some people do where they're like "A protest should not be seen or heard or damage any property and should leave no trace of its passing" is paranoid and useless behavior.

It is extremely fucking bleak that I know exactly what the fuck Will Stancil is talking about right now

treating furries as a class/group of people and not as a fandom is insane. being a furry is literally playing dress up for fun. you are literally putting on a costume and a persona for fun. this would be like saying anime cosplayers are a class/group of people and not just people playing dress up.

therapist keeps trying to soft-fire me while also not being responsible for my suicide. it's a complex dance we do

(gorilla using sign language) uphold piss shitter thought

detransitioning post op so I can be a tboy that calls my ass my boypussy and my pussy my girlpussy

when ppl are bitter and dont believe the life of an ugly woman is a life worth living, it says a lot more about them that they choose to parasitically latch onto transsexual women (nearly half their age, mind you!) while demanding said women validate and support their wallowing in misery

nine years old

You need to be buried in Gavin Newsom's mustaba so that you can be his slave in the afterlife if he wins the '28 nomination.

ME: They treated me like Shadow Weaver for having friends. They thought I must be tricking them into thinking I was a real person MY TEMP AGENCY LADY: That's a valuable skill. We could try something in sales. What is Shadow Weaver? ME: It's from a kid's show that I just watched

guys i doxxed nerdskull

seeing catholic friend: (nodding) thats coomf. seeing protestant friend: (shaking head disapprovingly) thats proomf.

my close friend alyson greaves. or as I like to call her, Aly G

I wonder if the French lady I overheard calling her whippet a ouipette knows she irreversibly changed the trajectory of my life

look man you should probably buy whatever bespoke made in america shit you want now before the economy turns into 6000 year old egyptian grave ash

every born catholic will do anything to be a step dad who raises them kids like theyre his own and every catholic convert thinks he needs to propagate his cracker genetic sequence inside the nearest blonde intersex crossfit nurse who owns a pitbull and drives a lifted jeep to her "abuse factory" job

if the internet has taught me anything it's that either british HRT is a special mutagen that turns them into ex-men faster than anywhere else in the world or the british have special genes that make them beautiful only if exposed to cross sex hormones

GOD I wish I was kobeni getting molested by my 30 year old alcoholic bisexual coworker. fuck my stupid chungus life

Bill Clinton is a pedophile

We need to document how this ownership change shifts the content. Would love to see scientists studying and reporting on this as it happens, as well as everyday people documenting the changes in their feeds with TikTok diaries or something similar. I’ll assume we won’t have much if any API access.

Hey guys check this out

It’s called elevated horror, T. It’s when the dracula is actually that your mom died.

shut up