Expectations vs reality

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They tried so hard and got so far and in the end it didn’t even matter

Type of outfit you wear when you’re about to plagiarize an essay for your gay YouTube channel

(Forza Horizon commentator voice) need to take a shit? Hit up the toilets Playboy. I've marked a location on your map.

pour one out to an icon www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

One of the best to ever do it

Donc après les exécutions en pleine mer, il semble bien que Trump ait fait bombarder des bâtiments dans un port vénézuélien en violation de toutes les règles internationales. La proximité avec Poutine, c'est aussi à ça qu'on le voit. Un monde sans autre foi ou loi que celles du puissant.

Who needs AI when we had stuff like this? I’ll take photoshop edits over the slop any day

Incroyable take

Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.

I painted ur dog

Its getting chilly out there, just wanna go visit my favorite pho place and get me my favorite food.

Les Parisiens dès qu'ils ont fini d'utiliser un Vélib™

Oui.

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1743

Via Tunis Hilton sur IG.

Dur dur cette année...

Want to feel ancient? Their oldest kid is 15 now.

Commentaire sur la mort de l’autre 😭

had to amend based on my Expertise

Drive thru carrot delivery #deer 🦌

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Former EU Commissioner Thierry Breton has been sanctioned by the United States for threatening Twitter with consequences for possible inaction on removal of illegal content and disinformation requirements. #Image(s) #EuropeanUnion https://i.redd.it/eir5vtgu019g1.png

happy festivus everyone!

looking for a last minute gift at williams sonoma

The 2025 Headline of the Year Nominees 🧵

lol holy shit

If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...

Imagine historians using AI

I’ve been laughing nonstop at this for two weeks

hello please help me decide which version is funnier. Option A: Goofy and the slop blender are off-screen, implied.

sorry I'm busy

This is what wanting to fuck a fictional character feels like

"megachurches are shen yun for white people" is an incredible and damning true statement

if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄

yikes, dog

At last we have created the Hunger Games from the classic dystopian novel Don’t Create The Hunger Games

Tout le monde connaît les photos retouchées de l'époque stalinienne, et comme disait Karl, "la 1e fois comme tragédie, la seconde comme farce", on a maintenant l'équivalent trumpien plaqué or, les plaques officielles de la Maison Blanche insultant ses prédécesseurs... www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...

while we're on the topic of what's the correct way to implement placeholders in your game, here is an excerpt of unfinished dialogue from the april 2000 prototype of spyro 3