“They’re deporting the wrong people!” No, fuck you. Stop ALL deportation. We make the goddamn laws, we get to decide who’s here legally, and we can say everyone and anyone here is here legally. The law isn’t a moral excuse, it’s a violent authoritarian dodge of moral responsibility.

Not for nothing, but men using tampons as a joke to dismiss a program as "not serious" is a really classic misogynist trope. We can all see what's happening here.

at a deep instinctive level they can't recognise popular ideas or take them seriously

Sinatra hated racists and would have punched Miller in the mouth. Or as Phil Hartman's impression of Sinatra put it, "I got chunks of guys like you in my stool."

Yeah, remember when Kamala Harris spent $1.5 billion, ended her campaign in debt, and didn't help a soul?

Dean Martin, born Dino Paul Crocetti, son of Italian immigrant Gaetano Crocetti Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers

No matter how grim your holiday may be, someone out there is making it grimmer for themselves by choice

THE THING HAPPENED

If there was a new Christmas song as horny as Santa Baby, accounting for inflation it’d be called like I Need Santa to Crush My Skull With His Sleigh

Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”

Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her. He did not. Oh hi, ghost

And The Dude, who DID abide

"It is logically impossible to simultaneously be evil, corrupt, and incompetent" is an absolutely amazing take to have in the year of 2025

“Prime but with human beings” is how you get cattle cars and crematoriums

The fact that it was absolutely ready and the standard for comment had been met several times over?

libs/centrists love to forget that it was Biden that turned student loan payments back on

my festive spirit amidst our grimly stupid reality (2025)

I don't think free speech on campus ought to mean that a young coddled bigot gets to use their ignorance to casually destroy the career of a knowledgeable trans person on a random Wednesday

the thing about bari weiss is that she is so inept that she literally couldn't even get fired correctly, and everyone who respects her has a hamster wheel where a human brain goes

If this gets you angry, then you should know: our country is doing this to undocumented children every day & has been for years. We take toddlers, feed them dirty water, & put them in places where the lights never go out. We take teenagers and house them in crowded, too cold or too hot rooms.

fear of public transit never sits right with me. ride the bus and you’ll see people looking out for one another, strangers chatting, babies waving, neighbors moving in community. isolationism will kill us

iCloud, Mega, and as a torrent. Archivists have uploaded the 60 Minutes episode Bari Weiss spiked.

it must have felt so good to be the digital media manager when the word came down to unschedule the piece from the 60 minutes feed but no one said anything about unscheduling it from the international website

I highly recommend watching this segment, not just because the CBS News execs and the White House didn’t want you to, but because these men were tortured and they deserved to have their voices heard.

like, this isn’t a person who you can tell “ummmm as the proprietor of a right wing opinion substack i think i know when a TV news story months in the making about foreign prisons is ready”

this is how you know bari is incapable of operating at this level. pulling rank on some desperate lackey at the free press does not equip one with the requisite skills to try and fuck over a veteran correspondent who’s been on her network’s flagship program for more than a decade.

There are so many great journalists working at these places who are beholden to interests that fundamentally despise them and don’t want them to be able to do their jobs. That tension can only stretch so far until it breaks

Bari Weiss is the logical endpoint of corporate media. This is what happens when people who hate journalism are in charge of it. The only way journalism works is when it’s independent from the power it’s supposed to hold to account, which means ownership can’t have anything to do with those in power

tonight the government killed a story on cbs about the slave labor camp in a foreign country theyre illegally sending people to

Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be

When the official policy of the government has become “ this must be fake, you’re too brown to be American” it’s time to stop pretending that this will all just go back to normal

ICE whistles work.

lmao this is the worst possible way they could have done it, you gotta leave him in some non-terrible stuff so you can argue that's all there is "he wasn't mentioned once" is not gonna fly

Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.

if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄

Everyone knows about Ahmed al-Ahmad, the Syrian Muslim migrant who took down one gunman. Another man, a Middle Eastern refugee, ran into a firefight and kicked the gun away from the other gunman. Police shot him, and bystanders kicked him in the head while he was down, thinking he was the terrorist.

Reagan funded and armed death squads, left Americans to die during the AIDS crisis, destroyed the economic tools that built the 20th century, his allies committed treason in 1980 (at the bare minimum, above that Reagan might have been involved) and pioneered "own the libs" politics.

New: The 61-year-old retired Tennessee cop who spent 37 days in jail over an anti-Trump Facebook meme has filed a federal First Amendment lawsuit against the authorities who ordered his arrest. "In America, we do not jail people for political speech." Gift link: wapo.st/490I014

Rams villains forever

It’s often said that too many political writers cover politics as if it’s sports. Actually they cover politics as if they are bad at covering sports

Rock Hudson was a Leading Man in hollywood, a lifelong republican, Gay, and dear friend of the Reagans. He was diagnosed with HIV, and Nancy looked him in the eyes, and refused to help him access treatment that might have extended his life. Behold the reward for being "one of the good ones".

you are not owed the affection of your children, but they are owed yours. if this seems unfair to you you are not fit to have kids. they don't get the choice that you do

Nobody on the right actually cared about any of this shit. It was all opportunistic virtue signaling + a cudgel for them to wield against their political enemies. The only person dumb enough to miss this was apparently Bari Weiss lol

You only have as much rights as the most-vulnerable member of society, so you should make sure that most-vulnerable member of society does not lose any of their rights. Sometimes it really is that simple.

WWE's counterprogramming of aew is getting out of control

It's a defining feature of the Trump Era: unqualified people in big important jobs who don't want to do them and can't anyway so they spend a lot of time pretending to do it on TV and social media.

From 2005 to 2012, one CBP officer or agent was arrested for corruption, crimes, or misconduct EVERY SINGLE DAY. By 2019, it had slowed to just one every 35 hours. Still a huge problem:

What a terrible way to actually run your baseball team.