they are calling it the perfect summary of the "keep men out of women's sports" movement

Trump knows that everyone understands what "Low IQ person" means when he says it but the press isn't willing to write it. He knows they will always cover for him and he loves that he can get away with it. He's used so many old timey racist terms he hopes no one knows but he also does this

one of the ways the mid to late 20th century political world has distorted the historical memories of even sophisticated observers is in the idea that you can achieve major transformations of american political life through something like bipartisan consensus

I feel like Sun Tzu really missed out on "Invent Pete Hegseth and give him to the enemy"

everyone with real American manliness and a basic knowledge of military history knows that serious war efforts have never been derailed by such trifling matters as "communicable diseases"

After building the best public education system in the world brought us the Counterculture and the Anti-War Movement, conservatives in the US began a 50+ year assault to destroy public education.

Pumpkin Spice Violence

Pumpkin Spice Menage A Trois

Pumpkin Spice Warfare

The NFL rigged Super Bowl 36, the first after 9/11, so the Patriots would win

I'm sure the strategy of scolding them will work this time!

ZOHRAN MAMDANI: "It is sad that for too many Americans when they want to look for ambition in the Democratic Party, they have to turn to a history book."

BREAKING: Kash Patel forgot about discovery.

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

liberals on this microblogging website

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

WIFE: *cutting sandwich* do you want half of my sandwich ME: sure WIFE: which half ME: no the sand half

For years, WWE's superpower was repairing months of odd storytelling with one fantastic video summary of each feud right before their Wrestlemania finales. Last night, they abandoned those for ads upon ads upon ads during a show (some) people were paying to watch. Fascinating. We live in a society

The Democrats sense that they're gonna cruise to midterm victory by doing nothing and offering nothing and are using it as a freebie to punch left to make sure the voters don't get any ideas.

"our son was run over by our car" is a masterwork in the field of passive language

the year is 2026, LeBron James has been given four random players to take into the playoffs for the 23rd season in a row

Exactly one year ago today:

The fact that Mamdani just seems like a cheerful normal guy who's policies are things like "we're going to tax second homes to fund pothole repairs" or whatever and yet this generates panicked responses like "This is basically Stalin's great purge turned up to eleven" is... telling. It tells things.

Who called it "veneration of soft core pornography" and not Cinemaxxing

All warfighters, no logistics

It takes a lot to stand out as a genuinely shit organization in MLB but the Rangers put in the work

Overcrowded animal shelters

god grant me the audacity of a Catholic convert sincerely telling the Pope he’s wrong about theology

oh god please

JD Vance is the kind of person to explain the Matrix to Lana and Lilly Wachowski without any irony whatsoever

he showed up to a mostly empty auditorium, got heckled by anti war protesters opposing the war he just humiliatingly failed to negotiate an end to, erika kirk stood him up, and he tried to explain catholicism to the pope. the only way he could’ve had a worse time is if he pissed his pants up there.

incredible that the lifelong Catholic in this specific situation is The Pope

Game of Thrones

Turned on NBC. They talked about “President tipping a DoorDash driver $100”. This woman participated in GOP ads before playing other roles. There is no DoorDash deliveries to the Oval Office. Please exercise proper judgement when consuming news.

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

The series of events that resulted in Swalwell's downfall bring up a really interesting (and depressing) conversation about traditional media vs. independent and how money in journalism controls who has the safety to tell the truth www.politico.com/news/2026/04...

She just can’t win.

This woman is a handpicked Trump supporter from Arkansas and she is less anti-trans than the median Atlantic columnist

they put his address in the article lmao

Magyar’s speech is powered. From a contact in the audience: “He’s basically just asked all the puppets, all the supreme justices, all the heads of media, all the heads of the ministries to leave their jobs tomorrow and not wait to be fired.”

no one is doing it like jd vance, a loser across three continents in a single weekend

Voters don't want board members who fixate on children's genitals and so-called "inappropriate" books in schools. Three conservative board members in Francis Howell (MO), a center of book banning, were ousted last night. www.stlpr.org/government-p...

raise your hand if you are old enough to remember Bush's 48 hours ultimatum or "Shock and Awe"

Urkel fumbling Myra

HEY SMOLTZ MAYBE THE HITTER USED HOS ABS CHALLENGE ON THE FIRST PITCH BECAUSE HE KNEW HE WAS RIGHT OWIGAWD