Lemme tell you something I feel absolutely zero animus for Green Bay right now. They’re just being a normal team while my team plays offense like a civil war amputee

In honor of Larry Summers, I asked the female members of my college class (1987) to say if they had any experiences with sexual harassment by teachers/professors, back when this was tolerated as, I dunno, the cost of attending college, and OH MY GOD.

Hahaha go to hell this is embarrassing

A lot of people didn’t like the Washington Post journalist who was tortured and dismembered with a bone saw for writing critically about the man sitting next to me

@bestshow4life.bsky.social Can you get this guy on the next season of Ahoy?!?

The White House is objectively and demonstrably pro-sex trafficking

JJ McCarthy indeed playing like a Bastard of Young. Nice bumper music, Fox.

40 billion to Argentina. 40 billion.

@elizabethjoh.bsky.social @romanmars.bsky.social I hope y'all feel seen.

Remember, they're currently arguing that Biden's pardons are illegitimate because he signed the actual forms with an autopen. Trump, meanwhile, repeatedly insists he knows nothing at all about one of his very controversial pardons. Never heard of the guy! Sorta seems like a problem.

Have the Vikings ever stopped a Dan Campbell 4th down attempt?

Slapped that pitch like it was Chris Rock.

BRAK O LANTERN

If you let someone cut in front if you in traffic and they don’t do the little hand wave as thanks, you should be legally allowed to ram their car.

This Trey Yesavage photo seen 'round the world is by AP photographer David J. Phillip. Put it in the Art Gallery of Ontario.

Nativism is a remarkable combination of bigotry and stupidity.

@502eire.lol make sure you check this out. Includes a cover of one of my favorite later Neil Young deep cuts. pca.st/episode/5011...

@womensgamemib.bsky.social Worth noting that I was listening to your interview with Trinity while playing Sports Connections this morning. www.nytimes.com/athletic/con...

I can neither confirm nor deny.

The optics of Trump building a ballroom that 99.9% of Americans will never set foot in while millions line up for food banks are worth more than any policy paper or economic proposal. This image is a visceral punch in the mouth that needs no words. It should haunt the GOP for a generation.

Brian Schatz: "This is not about money. There is enough money to bail out Argentina with $20b. There is enough money to purchase a brand new aircraft for $173m for Noem. There is enough money to renovate the WH ballroom. What there isn't enough money for under this Republican government is you."

He's going to take money from my importation business (in the form of tariffs) and give it to other Americans who don't import goods. Unless I'm misunderstanding, this is just wealth redistribution Republicans claim to despise. *At the expense of small businesses.*

Know something that’s never down due to AWS? A gosh dang newspaper.

[checks calendar]

In honor of @alfranken.bsky.social ??

I guess if I *had* to pick my favorite part of the video the president posted where he’s a big boy pilot and he pew pew pews his poop all over everyone, it would be the part where he shits on the American flag?

Ok, @nytimes.com , I subscribe to the digital edition and often think the left's criticism of you here is much ado about nothing. This is not nothing. Shame on you!

Plus ça change …

Trying to imagine the furor if Democratic leadership had called the Tea Party protests "Hate America" protests. Every day a new lesson in how different the rules really are.

@womensgamemib.bsky.social Loved the climate change episode. Lots to think about.

I've been thinking about this moment a lot and whether Jason Isbell and Amanda Shires will ever share a stage again. youtu.be/3eflj2EWZzg?...

So happy for @marcmaron.bsky.social and @producermcd.bsky.social ending things on their own terms. So sad I won't have as much to look forward to on Mondays and Thursdays.

Not enough subs today

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And people say this game is fixed.

Worst Progressive backup quarterback commercial ever.

@bobmehr.bsky.social Here's hoping you get to consult on this! variety.com/2025/film/ne...

I have lived and worked in and around Chicago for 27 years and I have been assaulted less often than Sen Paul has been in his own back yard.

That was an incredible route.

I'm glad this is the first time I got a really good look at Mr. Beast.

Congraulations Chicago Bears!

This is more fun than the other half