A WORD (two words) FOR MY HATERS. Watch #NightThoughts on Hulu.

Bravo, anonymous hero.

The hitboxes on Björk are absolutely broken, look at this, can you imagine how easy she is to cross-up? Great character design but sadly F-tier fighter

F It Free Awards

I have the violent hatred in my heart for Christmas music that you can only get in the retail mines but BOWSNONK is entirely correct here

Just woke up from the Thanksgiving coma.. what’d I miss?

Never realized how caked up that turkey is

“You will be visited by spirits three” The spirits three:

movie posters featuring the muppets: thread

Great thread here

Blocking a punt with your face has to be one of the most rewarding ways to get hit really hard in the face

I am calling on Mayor-Elect Mamdani to call a state of emergency to activate the Wu-Tang Clan until the situation in Staten Island can be sorted out

I’m going for the blue team. Not that one, the other one.

Miguel Rojas is Spanish for Michael Redd

I swear I bought the Rap Year Book too, but my nephew liked it and never gave it back. Smart Kid. Everything else I need to say is in the Alt text. @sheaserrano.bsky.social

the andrew formerly known as prince

MF DOOM merch is dropping soon. Yeah, yeah, tell ‘em, tell it on the mountain hill!

Thrift stores? Am I right? @numetalmoment.bsky.social

@sheaserrano.bsky.social I don’t want your sneak peak. I want the book!

@okayguy.cool dust off your leather wrist band and JNCOs. We’re going

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

Unsolicited Slick Rick pic

yo dawg

Did the people rigging the NFL not know that Micah Parsons was returning to Dallas? What happened to the good ol’ days of games ending controversially?

Apologies if I’m not myself today. I’m a lifelong Cowboys fan that’s decided to root for Micah Parsons, and only Micah Parsons tonight.

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

Rapture happening? I hope the pilot on my plane isn’t one of the good ones.

Bring back nicknames that read like a resumé

icarus flew too close to the sun but not me. i would have kept going, right into the sun

Nu Limp Bizkit? In this economy?

This post is for one guy only. Whoever may be reading this, whatever you think I’m talking about, you don’t know. This post isn’t for you. This is for one guy that I think will read this post before he reads his text. Anyways, here goes… I just realized it’s September. #heydontforget

Anytime someone online talks about the worst song ever, my mind remembers a band, or maybe an album, called Destroy 2.

The Dr and Mr Robert Dobalina

I don’t think Jerry Jones is very good at this whole “ownership” thing.

Im down

Quetzalcoatl never gave us a pedophile president. Vote Quetz at bedtime prayers.

Eric Adams just gave me a box of cereal.

Can’t believe Neil Young outlived him. I always assumed it would be… (puts on sunglasses) ..Neil before Zod.

Gonna buy my first horse today. Gotta remember to kick the hooves so the seller thinks I’ve done this before.

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My mind is exploding at the thought of anything in west Texas being built before 1990 and being worth more than $100k. (El Paso excluded)

¡pinche neck nerve!

It’s becoming the ice bucket challenge but for cheaters, isn’t it?

I never thought this would happen. But after years of years of watching these kids crash into each other and trying to catch balls that land harmlessly 15 feet away, we finally found The One. Lisan al Gaib

Internet tells me it’s this man’s birthday. I’d like to thank my friend Jake who introduced me to MF Doom with this song roughly 20 years ago but maybe yesterday. RIP to the villain youtube.com/watch?v=ru2I...

Who?

Going to church Sunday to sing new Clipse songs to the congregation.

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