the andrew formerly known as prince

MF DOOM merch is dropping soon. Yeah, yeah, tell ‘em, tell it on the mountain hill!

Thrift stores? Am I right? @numetalmoment.bsky.social

@sheaserrano.bsky.social I don’t want your sneak peak. I want the book!

@okayguy.cool dust off your leather wrist band and JNCOs. We’re going

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

Unsolicited Slick Rick pic

yo dawg

Did the people rigging the NFL not know that Micah Parsons was returning to Dallas? What happened to the good ol’ days of games ending controversially?

Apologies if I’m not myself today. I’m a lifelong Cowboys fan that’s decided to root for Micah Parsons, and only Micah Parsons tonight.

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

Rapture happening? I hope the pilot on my plane isn’t one of the good ones.

Bring back nicknames that read like a resumé

icarus flew too close to the sun but not me. i would have kept going, right into the sun

Nu Limp Bizkit? In this economy?

This post is for one guy only. Whoever may be reading this, whatever you think I’m talking about, you don’t know. This post isn’t for you. This is for one guy that I think will read this post before he reads his text. Anyways, here goes… I just realized it’s September. #heydontforget

Anytime someone online talks about the worst song ever, my mind remembers a band, or maybe an album, called Destroy 2.

The Dr and Mr Robert Dobalina

I don’t think Jerry Jones is very good at this whole “ownership” thing.

Im down

Quetzalcoatl never gave us a pedophile president. Vote Quetz at bedtime prayers.

Eric Adams just gave me a box of cereal.

Can’t believe Neil Young outlived him. I always assumed it would be… (puts on sunglasses) ..Neil before Zod.

Gonna buy my first horse today. Gotta remember to kick the hooves so the seller thinks I’ve done this before.

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My mind is exploding at the thought of anything in west Texas being built before 1990 and being worth more than $100k. (El Paso excluded)

¡pinche neck nerve!

It’s becoming the ice bucket challenge but for cheaters, isn’t it?

I never thought this would happen. But after years of years of watching these kids crash into each other and trying to catch balls that land harmlessly 15 feet away, we finally found The One. Lisan al Gaib

Internet tells me it’s this man’s birthday. I’d like to thank my friend Jake who introduced me to MF Doom with this song roughly 20 years ago but maybe yesterday. RIP to the villain youtube.com/watch?v=ru2I...

Who?

Going to church Sunday to sing new Clipse songs to the congregation.

official tee shirt of the democratic party

“If I had a friend who was a tightrope walker and we were walking down the sidewalk and he fell, that would be completely unacceptable.” - Mitch Hedburg

from the writer of GUY RITCHIES ALADDIN GUY RITCHIES AMADEUS Jason statham: name's salieri. famous fucker, me. until - *freeze frame and record scratch on mozart* this precocious prick plonked his arse at the piana fuckin forte

He looks like a failed John Leguizamo character.

at least toby keith is dead this time

Looking at social media and there’s breaking news on the tv that the US bombed Iraq. I just want to point out that it’s weird that I found out about it on the tv and saw tweets/skeets 30 minutes later.

Where the FUCK is she when we need her 😩

At the flea market. Anyone want a plate?

MEEP MEEP

My cartoon for this week’s @newscientist.com

Static-X performing “Cold” on Last Call with Carson Daly (2002)

Pretty sure a lightning storm is happening right outside my window. I’d like to check, but I never found out if my parents were lying about the window thing too.

Drunk as hell, $300 deep into the bar jukebox having requested Elton John's Crocodile Rock for the 150 time LAAAAAAAAAA LA LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAA LA LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAAA LA LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAA

Everyone has one Mitch Hedberg joke stashed in their brain like a squirrel to sustain them whenever they need to feel joy for 30 seconds and mine is “they say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that”