News out of Norway: a 14-year-old boy has been caught driving a stolen bus for the third time. This time he made it over 300 kilometers, from Oslo to Kristiansand!

Get your GameCube pregnant.

Sometimes art is so breathtaking and poignant it defies all expectation

thinking about developing some meaning or purpose in life, as a bit

ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS TO SHARE EXCEPT EUROPA - DON'T LAND THERE! BURMA SHAVE

What is the charge? Playing a DOS game? A succulent DOS game?

aside, i lamented to a coworker today "we only had performant software because computers were slow, and had quality software because distribution was expensive and neither of those are true anymore" then i threw in the old joke of "startups actually lose less money when the service goes offline"

All of society will run on computers that look exactly like this and will like it.

Once upon a time I bought programs that came in a box. I would install them on the computer and there they would stay until I uninstalled them. They worked the same way every day. I didn’t have to worry about some guy in Seattle or San Francisco rearranging the buttons and menus overnight.

Thriller movie about a guy who builds a time machine and then all he does is go back 30 years to buy a house

i do not like samsung electronics co. ltd.

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Gumi #redbirb

floppies and flowers #floppydiskart

It’s a pie chart in drag.

WSL9x, or Windows 9x Subsystem for Linux, runs a modern Linux kernel cooperatively inside the Windows 9x kernel! codeberg.org/hails/wsl9x

it's "guess who hasn't slept again" kind of morning

Khajiit has wares if you have coin

confident that if they could, cats would smoke cigarettes

persona 5 is eating my life someone send help (i am 34 hours in and started playing on thursday night)

befriending squirrels lately

Everytime I learn more about software I am more surprised that the entire world is not on fire, all the time.

I think the subject of Tuesday’s newsletter is going to be about how weird AI is. It’s genuinely strange we have an entire industry that’s mostly sold on what people wish it did and a vagueness usually reserved for timeshare salesmen

It really cannot be overstated that COVID happened, suddenly a bunch of absentee tech dads were forced to stay home where they saw their kids playing Animal Crossing while talking on Discord, then collectively decided to light a trillion dollars on fire to make Snow Crash IRL.

what in the absolute fuck is this drama... genuinely scans like some troll 4chan generated smear campaign lmfao get the fuck outta here

com-put-ah

Publishers say they’re blocking the Internet Archive because of AI scraping. But shutting out a nonprofit library won’t stop AI—it will damage the public’s best record of the web.

The Ides of Mac.

went to buy a pc and found a trainspotting cd on the ground on the way there

Guys, I finally found a town I can afford to live in.

I was reading the Wikipedia article for "Leeroy Jenkins" when I came across this sentence which filled me with such despair that I had to step away from the computer and stare longingly out the window while contemplating suicide.

kitchen

good morning, we live in hell

did a quadruple take

we don't even know how to reticulate splines anymore

finally! i'm so hungry

I remember when i was pretty new to smoking weed i took a hefty bong rip and we went to watch the Behind the Scenes Production for Bambi with friends. And 5 minutes in I was so mad i had to leave the room because everything sounded like this video

floppy

Wow Signal

"I don't get as much engagement here as on twitter" that's all fake bud. sorry. twitter is so fake at this point it's asinine people even pretend it isn't. Before late 2024 the biggest posts on the site got like 10k retweets, now every other post about hating women gets 250k and 7m likes. not real.