I’m saying

these should all be mass-produced. every single one.

Ohhh, the east wing is where the woman stuff happened, everything makes a lot more sense now

All these people are saying “wait to you think he’s REALLY a Nazi,” and my response is “no I think it’s more likely he’s an irony-poisoned edgelord douchebro, another group that’s absolutely ruining the fucking country.”

Can’t believe there is a guy playing for the nba in 2025 named “Al horford”. That’s a grandpa name. That’s the name of a guy who played in the first basketball game in Springfield

fascism trojan-horsed its way into power by talking about "freedom of speech" and it's trojan-horsing its way out of being opposed by talking about "big tent politics"

When you are pure of heart no amount of earnestness is Cringe. When you are a malevolent little freak no amount of sarcasm is enough to make you cool

THE BAD NEWS: IT IS TOO LATE FOR YOU TO HAVE A PERFECTLY COMPREHENSIBLE LIFE. THE GOOD NEWS: NOW YOU CAN BE BEAUTIFUL.

Insecure incompents who get patronage jobs they're not qualified for immediately descend into paranoia about their disloyal staffs. It is an inevitable expression of their insecurity.

Proud papa moment: my son J published a letter in the @nytimes.com today (in print tomorrow) on the need to think our definitions of autism.

bro did you just challenge portland to express oppositional defiance in competitively creative ways bro

here is my favorite sign from today

It is impossible to have a mass movement without cringe, because the masses are cringe. You have to not think you’re better than everyone else to be a part of a mass movement. Cool is inherently exclusionary, you can’t win mass politics with cool.

There is a question inherent to all of this that we need to unpack: Is a creative designated by the DESIRE to create, the ABILITY to create, or the ACT of creation? It's clear Andreessen thinks the answer is the first, as he actively dismisses the importance of the second and outsources the third.

saw this clip of the NYC mayor debate and i had tears in my eyes, perhaps the most insane section of any debate ever

BREAKING: I've just learned that there are teeny-tiny chameleons called stumped-tailed chameleons and they look like this AND I CANNOT HANDLE IT

Zohran Mamdani is a trained performer who has an extremely disciplined and laser-focused ability to recite on-message talking points in response to any question, and yet voters overwhelming praise him as being especially "authentic" compared to other politicians. There's a lesson here!

There's something quietly profound to this

So this happened.

This single story is worth the cost of my year's subscription to @wired.com

this theorem has reached its ultimate expression in megan thee stallion and klay thompson

Men are from Mars. Women don't like the Vehicle

Disastrous, cowardly move by @trimet.org. Kudos to Zachary Laureitzen from Oregon Walks for this quote:

So much happening in just a few sentences:

NO - dashare.zone ADMIN

SEE YA - dashare.zone ADMIN

AUGUST - dashare.zone ADMIN

AND IT FUCKEN SUCK'S - dashare.zone ADMIN

RETIREMENT LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN

CAPTALISM - dashare.zone ADMIN

CLCLCLCLCLICK - dashare.zone ADMIN

You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't

The entire economy depends on this horseshit so it's your patriotic duty to ask the computer to honk your bingus several times a day

We are ruled by DORKS not nerds

It’s called the Overton window cuz it’s supposed to be hard to move but people are getting stronger so moving a ton is getting easier over time.

Ivan Marchuk - Tenderness, 1984.

Feels like in the 2000-2010s there was this sea change in academia where young scholars were supposed to brand themselves in this or that way to be competitive on the market, but 3 market collapses later it feels like the pivot simply led to atomized individualistic approaches to illegible fields

It's been over a dozen years but every now and then I think about how my 11th grade English teacher told me I couldn't submit my short story for an assignment cause the story took place over like 6 months. She said short stories can only take place in a short period of time, like a few hours.

every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”

I cannot stress enough how important it is to have an enormous cat

i wouldn't necessarily call myself the most constitutionally ai-hostile person there is but the specific way they've rolled it out has made me a borderline neo-luddite. "oh we can't do this unless we steal." well now i want your company to burn

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In some ways this is the government now

one that I've noticed is that the A'ja Wilson experience is so much more fun because WNBA fans/media don't prop up current greats by tearing down the past. we're not doing Maya Moore vs. A'ja Wilson on First Take every morning. as a longtime NBA fan, that's refreshing

if every democrat doesn’t use the “we took freedom of speech away” on every messaging apparatus they have every single day for the next 4 years assume they want to lose

Incredible (via www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...)

Area Family Putting A Little Money Away To One Day Blow On Single Health Scare https://theonion.com/area-family-putting-a-little-money-away-to-one-day-blow-1819575678/

Apropos of nothing, Sec. Kristi Noem is currently praying over Burgerville with Portland ICE officials.

Move over “Slouching Towards Bethlehem”, there’s a new three word phrase in the zeitgeist

Y'all who keep lecturing protesters to "not give them an excuse" need to pause for a minute. Imagine yourself telling a DV victim, "Be sure not to mouth off or make any mistakes so he won't hit you. Don't give him an excuse! It's what he wants!" That's what you fools sound like.