Why isn’t TNT showing time left on the penalty kill?

WOW!!!!!!!

No cheating, reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet(s)

One of your New Year’s resolutions should be to subscribe to RE:Public, from former Outside magazine editor Chris Keyes and others, about what is going on with our public lands (and these lands belong to all Americans) www.republic.land/the-last-ref...

Addendum: The problem with Blusky is the tendency for scolds. The problem with Twitter is that it manufactures child porn

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We haven't seen an Indiana squad turn back an Alabama offense this decisively since Antietam

Just so everyone is aware you will be asked to leave Giant Eagle the third time you do this

any discussion of city transit improvement online ever

Lord of the Rings: The Two Tolkiens Wait, dammit, I messed up

Well that seems positive

WSJ starting the year by spiking the market price on it happening in 2026

I DON'T WANT THICK BLOOD POURING THROUGH MY HEART I WANT NICE THIN BLOOD POURING THROUGH MY HEART

Happy new year Bluesky. I love all of you degenerates

They really, really, really want to make people think they are omnipotent and unstoppable. They’re not.

the 2000s and 2010s were full of people in the entertainment world being rightly fired for saying things that pale in comparison to what comes from prominent Republicans today and the main difference is that major national news media have accepted "Republicans are racist" as no longer newsworthy

Outlook for the new year ...

Middle class is when you are named "Ferris" and "Cameron" and "Sloane" and live in mansions and have ultra-rare Ferraris and a computer in your bedroom in 1986

Well fuck

where my mind goes whenever people complain that a bike lane is a waste of space because it’s underused

Moreover the fossil fuel industries and their associated waste ponds kill millions more birds annually than turbines could ever hope to

it’s funny how many people who claim to love freedom and hate taxes demand to live in places with an HOA

biggest technological revolution of our lifetimes and it's not AI or blockchain or cryptocurrency or metaverse.

aftermath.site/best-split-k... @papapishu.bsky.social speaking my language with this morning's bonus @aftermath.site blog about split keyboards

Not a restaurant but the Secret Tour company cocktail tour was great. Ask for Barrett, and tell him that the signature drink of New Orleans is a Sazerac so he knows you’re cool

I remember a quote from Playmates' Director of Marketing in 1990 that predicted that Dick Tracy merchandise was going to outsell Batman because Batman was a weirdo that only fought one villain, while Tracy was a good guy that could beat up a bunch of people.

"What holiday gift should I get my employees to show my apprec-" Money. The answer has always been money, but especially now. You can include something else if you want but Money needs to be there too.

Every one of these MAGA shitheads eventually realizes that the racists that adore them don’t love them for who they are, the racists love them for being racist assholes and there is always a different racist asshole to adore. MTG brings zero new voters to anti-MAGA candidates/parties

I knew this was gonna happen, and absolutely the fuck not. she‘s an antisemitic fascist trying to rebrand herself. Bye.

We gotta get every copy of Lord of the Rings the fuck out of California until we can figure out what’s going on

Ok that play was cool as hell

Giselle took half of everything

I got got *on* Christmas morning. Just when I thought I was safe WHAM! It was Wham!

The Avatar discourse reminds me of how NCIS perennially had, like, 20x the viewership of Game of Thrones, but only the latter is considered a “cultural phenomenon” in some circles.

If you showed this Penn State game to prisoners it would considered a war crime and you would have to explain yourself before a tribunal in The Hague

I need political campaigns to understand that putting James Carville’s cryptkeeper ass face on my phone is a fantastic way to never get any of my money I’m sure that it works because mfer is everywhere but my god get someone slightly closer to the median voter age…

some mornings you wake up and your brain is ready to seize the day and then other mornings you wake up and your brain forces you to think something like “I bet Alf’s favorite band is Spacehog”

"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—" You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.

Read Powder Days by Heather Hansnam @hhansman.bsky.social although I don’t think she’s on here too much)

Not the point here but neither of these guys look taller than 5’3” (Which is fine except I know it is absolutely something that drives them insane)

*extremely holier than thou voice* this is why I don’t use *either* I carry everything in my hands and inevitably drop everything in the parking lot. The faded stains of broken jars of pasta sauce past are testament to my superiority

Did we, as a society, ever follow up on what Danny Pudi considered “really nice socks”? I feel like I could use some suggestions and he clearly felt strongly about them

i sold my antipsychotic meds to buy my ai girlfriend a new model upgrade for christmas. but then i found out she sold her data center to buy me a gun

If you’re cold, she’s cold. Let her in

@sarakatew.bsky.social Sara my wife was SO EXCITED to show me your Wenceslas/pizza post last night (She was less excited when I already knew the punchline)

A holiday tradition unlike any other

New @davidjroth.bsky.social conundrum dropped (I would probably eat the bear claw)