1999 Me: Whatcha up to? 2025 Me: The other guy from Win Ben Stein's Money has a talk show but he got pulled off air because we're doing overt authoritarianism now but he's back on tonight and I'm crying a little bit. 1999 Me: : Homer shrub gif :

This is how you all sound <3

SCOOP — Part of the reason Disney/ABC may have rushed to sort things out with Kimmel is because tomorrow they have a planned price increase for Disney+ streaming, a Disney source tells me. With subscriptions hemorrhaging since last week, they couldn’t risk losing more users with this announcement.

The shirt on the left has been my favorite since I thrifted it a couple years ago. Found out it was made in another color and also that it's from 2014. Tracked the other one down. Now I have two favorite shirts and also a new ship.

What the fuck are you even asking people to support if every position is negotiable and every line is movable? 'Vote for us, we'd like to be in office?'

No one should get violent threats. But if you’re gonna change your vote because of it, you should resign. I’Ve been getting violent threats all week and not only do I have no intention of shutting up, I think it’s evidence that we need to say it louder

so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining

They just tear-gassed us. They tried to run us over in a van holding a peaceful protester. They shot us with pepper balls. They dragged another protester into the facility.

the anti-trump strategy was clear from the minute the election was called for him: oppose everything he and the gop does. its simple. its easy. their agenda is not popular. trump isnt popular. and yet, the democrats have been unable and unwilling to do this for almost a year now.

Look for the helpers.

Weird that free speech suddenly seems to have developed a cover charge and a bouncer

Shout out to @mcsweeneys.net for letting me treat a certain kind of article with the level of respect it deserves. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the...

You want to be alive, but they want you dead. We’re a new, well, funded democratic group that thinks you can meet them halfway.

The first thing I think of when I see Kimmel getting shut down is all of his staff, who don’t have millions of dollars, and who are about to be suddenly stuck without a job in a shitty job market where the cost of living is too high

*smoke detector starts blaring* Democrat: pipe down you're being such an alarmist

This is a full horror story.

It seems that Gaza will be completely wiped out and we will say goodbye to everything forever, even the rubble is being destroyed. I don’t know, nothing leaves me and I cannot comprehend everything that is happening. Everything I say to myself is, is this really true or is it just a dream?

'Fox & Friends' co-host Brian Kilmeade suggested euthanizing unhoused people with mental health issues who decline help, saying, “Just kill ‘em.” More: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

Please don't forget, and don't let anyone else forget, they did this openly.

Make a band singular: ABBUM

Why did Seth Meyers do a better job of addressing the Charlie Kirk shooting than any politician I've seen so far. I'm a fan of Seth and his writing team and expect good thing but they are LITERALLY NETWORK TV COMEDIANS and I want lawmakers to be EVEN BETTER THAN PROFESSIONAL COMEDIANS at this stuff.

I was not expecting to find out that the shooter lived across the street from Buddha

Sorry, folks. Sounds like the civil war has been postponed due to white shooter

The delicious end to the affair. 48 hours of the most august and respectable institutions prostrating themselves over a low rent gutter bigot with a middling podcast and as soon as his death didnt fit the narrative Trump says "RIP to that man, check out my new drapes" humiliation after humiliation

DC comics planting their flag on the moral high ground on the side of a white nationalist, transphobe while dutifully carrying on his rotten work in the firing of Gretchen Felker-Martin. The characters of the DC universe would find this despicable.

the best way to honour Charlie Kirk is to respect what he was fighting for when he was killed in cold blood and release the Epstein Files

you could write an entire book about this post and I will for the right price

So Matthew Dowd was right. Will MSNBC re-hire him?

Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative

Kirk didn't serve in the military or hold office. The war hero treatment -- half-mast flags, military guard, Air Force Two escort, calls for a statue at the Capitol or to lie in the Rotunda -- shows that for MAGA, service to Trump has become the highest, most honorable form of service.

From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board: It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible https://theonion.com/it-is-journalism-s-sacred-duty-to-endanger-the-lives-of-1850126997/

it really is astonishing how quickly it goes from “civil war” and “blood in the streets” to “wow guys it’s just a sad tragedy” when it becomes inconvenient

The evil that men do lives after them

It’s an absolute shame that DC fired Gretchen Felker- Martin for exercising free speech and then @bsky.app suspended her account. Every writer here should be decrying this because we have to stand up for each other! This is ridiculous.

Every centrist hagiographer: he said some very important stuff Everyone: oh, like what? Every centrist hagiographer: very important things Everyone: Can you repeat some of those things he said? Every centrist hagiographer, looking at their legal department frantically shaking their heads: no

NYT on the alleged messages on the shooter's weapon:

I am at the National Centrist Conference. it's like summer camp. there's activities for everyone, whether you're a covert Nazi or just got locked in the fawn response surviving your tyrannical father.

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“Black women do not have the brain processing power to be taken seriously. You have to go steal a white person’s slot”. -Charlie Kirk

So a trans woman was suspended for a week for writing a dark-humor post about the death of a man who called for repeated violence against trans people. And that led to her having her comic book series pulled off the shelves. Interesting.

Probably not a nice thing to say right now but lowering flags to half mast for a guy who was instrumental in trying to overturn the results of the 2020 election seems… pretty bizarre?

A lot of people are going to learn a lot about Charlie Kirk tomorrow. They will read his own words and see video clips. Then they will ask why corporate America, the NY Yankees, the mainstream press, and MAGA valorized a man who spent his life committed to hate.

You’re just not allowed to do journalism if it displeases MAGA

@matthewjdowd.bsky.social said nothing wrong. Go read his quote. On point. Pathetic move by MSNBC leadership.

this is what got him fired?

If you've experienced domestic violence or supported DV survivors, you'll recognize the walking on eggshells dynamic. SSHHHH be quiet, make yourself small, don't anger them so they don't lash out again or further...