another season will hug you in all the right places

the courage to let emotion take you through the feeling

Today, I shall mostly be pumping my pillows full of spray cheese so that my dreams are filled with cheddary deliciousness.

Alexa, stop the world, I want to get off.

After 30 years of marriage it's a wonder that I can still find new ways to piss her off, but today I managed it by opening my mouth to say hello.

Would someone mind explaining this to a guy who failed Geography I?

My friend said she doesn't like the taste of avocado because it reminds her of a freshly scrubbed penis and I laughed so hard it cured my depression

a guardrail is when a mall cop does a line

dentists should do booger checks before they start their day

Couldn’t think of the word for kale so I ordered a “plate of green sadness” and they knew exactly what to bring.

I forgot something today. Now what was it? Oh! I forgot to give a flying fuck about Cracker Barrel.

Don’t open your heart to me. I’ll just put peanut butter in there.

I will always have thirsting reveries of your prompts that made me whirl with my muses joyfully flowing in the beauty of words, beautiful visions of poetry eager to be born of this medium #atreyasverse

~ You move with the style of swans in a silken pond, each glance a pause— a quiet psalm the water memorizes, written in the shimmer between moments ~ 𝓩𝓪𝔂𝓷𝓪𝓫 #poem #inkMine #Mine 📸

~ The virgin moon bleeds light through your veins, patriot— my heart burns, undone Your breath, a hunger of ivory mist, spills opalescent moans. In the velvet hush, I hear my bones sing for you. The young moon weaves spells in alabaster fire, whispering wicked lullabies that writhe on your lips

You hit the spot In my heart My imagination And Beyond my reasoning Of this world Into next sphere You are the legacy Left behind For me to find To be hidden away Not to be lost Kept safe and sound In the many pages Already written Upon my soul To be read By you And You alone

He tried to do his civic duty, tried to warn them, acted the #patriot, but still no-one listened. More refugees drifted in every day, attacks at random, and still no-one believed him. Dylan had had enough. Magpie was repaired, space called and he could do what he liked. Fly anywhere. #vss365

Why do peonies need to be kept in cages?

~ Closing my eyes, I fall into you— a vortex whispering my name. The wind, drunk on your lightning eyes, caresses with trembling fire. Your breath scorches my bare neck, an emblem pressed in air, You create desire from absence, touch without mercy, and leave me trembling, undone ~ 𝓩𝓪𝔂𝓷𝓪𝓫

i placed rose petals etched with my verses of love upon dragonfly wings of nightfall for them to ascend the vortex of stardust clouds far across the blushing gloaming into your dreams where my adoring poetry embraces your heart with my loving words asking to be your forever #vss365 #vortex

"Butterflies can't see their wings. They can't see how truly beautiful they are, but everyone else can. People are like that as well" 📷 Eastern tiger swallowtail

Note to self

I didn’t steal her from you. I just made her laugh twice as many times as you made her cry.

- What’s taking the robot so long to disarm the bomb? - There’s a CAPTCHA on it. - Evil motherfucking genius.

Maybe your intuition is how you send messages to yourself from an alternate timeline.

Live, Love, Light the batsignal

YOU CAN'T SPELL TARIFFS WITHOUT 'FFS'

Tomorrow or forever, I'm dreaming of you.

I'm lost in silence with no whisper to pull me out.

Don’t forget to stretch daily.

Enrich your life and uranium.

BREAKING: humanity

soft angles open on the hill swallowing the air for the hundredmillionth time pressing hard eye against air my air flying passenger eye calling shotgun #whistpr

I’m in the device if anyone wants anything

it’s a speaker and it’s up in the tree balancing words on the end of a finger like lichen branch balancing bird spit fog paste breathing up on the lichen tree are you out there being breathed speaking out there like a beak or a word on the end a finger breaking #vss365

Having a zero-tolerance policy on bullshit can save you from so much disrespect and disappointment. Be bold with your boundaries, keep your standards high, and don't settle for less.

You deserve to have people around you who bring out your soft side – not your survival side.

gimme back the sanity. life: lmao.

i need more comedic props in my life how much do kazoos cost

Sometimes I want to connect more with nature so I drive with my car windows down.

If you only knew How much I Craved You 🤍

I know there's a reason for everything, but...fuck my life.

With the right person I believe, truly believe, the world can be completely new again.

Meh, I've been lied to by fucking hotter more intelligent people