don't date anyone. waste your crush on me.

we're just two addicts sharing the same poison. but only one of us overdosed.

I give a fuck 3 days a week. You need to find that opening.

taste my truth, pinocchio.

Music is what feelings sound like

People often underestimate my ability to be content alone.

You may believe I want something from you, my advice would be to get over yourself.

Finally, I raised my voice to a whisper and said “No.”

What should you bring to the Bluesky meet up?

I’m surprised I lived long enough to attend the burial of my sanity.

Since they refuse to equitably share the wealth, maybe we should share some poverty.

As one would expect, I found mediocrity without having searched for it.

My heart will go on…and on…with itself.

Being right all the time is exhausting. No surprise, no drama. Just me and my endless, boring accuracy.

him: tell me the love is enough. me: sadly, it's money for me.

You like playing with their feelings, while I play with words. We're not the same.

Sure, breakups hurt. But have you ever heard yourself “wooooo” in a video you took at a concert?

Nobody is normal here, neither on main nor alt

i can handle the addiction well but you.

love you to the hell don't come back.

you. (n). the infinite crush.

i’d write you poetry, but it would turn into a grocery list halfway through.

It can’t possibly get worse today, right? Right? RIGHT?!

Im in a good mood. Please forgive me.

my meh mood is serving harder day by day. tsk.

keep on going, and I'll show you what all that howling's for

stab me right and i'm yours.

Whelp, that wasn’t smart. *me after making most decisions.

Alexa, do you wanna build a snowman?

Way past the moon and back again

true empathy doesn’t require personal experience to give a shit

how do i formally say "fuck off"

okay so forget knocking, i’m just going to bang on heaven’s door

Misery loves company. Especially when they arrive bearing a fine assortment of meats and cheeses.

probably need a hug. hug..e amount of cash.

Stop trying to please people. Please yourself instead: eat that pizza and take a nap.

When life is sad, but salary is funny... *current tragicomedy

Find me under the strawberry moon.

at this point, i'd ask for the ring of saturn.

oh decaffeinated coffee you mean nerd juice

I guess you were right. It was better before I got to know you.

you’re like a long, slow spell I want to be cursed with

i open my fridge 17 times a day like it’s going to surprise me.

What I did for love? Pfft *rolls eyes*

I’m not funny enough, I’m not hot enough, but dammit a couple of people like me.

just bonding with my friends over our shared hatreds

i ghost my ghoster. so, shut up.