Hounslow.London

Where a lot of people will sit in a studio in the states, instead of a studio in London, at great expense

Even with a still rabidly pro-Brexit media & Farage furiously reheating his super strength snake oil for the next election, why on earth would you not want to 'relitigate' arguments you have comprehensively won?

A Blairite, a Brownite, a Corbynite & a Starmerite walk into a Manchester bar. The barman asks, “What are you having, Andy?"

Monday

That must be incredibly annoying...maybe ..or irrelevant Or just one of those things that mildly.. Look.. F**k knows what it is. Its horrible..its like homer Simpson scrotum had a face painted on it . . Im gonna lie down..its been a bad week

Makkun, the mascot of Minamiminowa, a village in Nagano, is a pine cone but is often mistaken for corn.

Some advice for the girlies 😁

The sort of people who constantly insist that London is one massive no-go area sure do seem to go there a lot.

Oh wow, these implications sound really… wait, doctor what?

NPCs and conspiracies in The Snake Boys Show Episode Threes! This time the boys create their ESSENTIAL MOVIES STARTER PACK by each bringing their top picks: youtu.be/HNxrUKpe064?...

Its a winner for me

Pick a Bond from the photos you already have in your phone

#Eurovision thank god for that

Repost if you’d like me to represent the UK at #Eurovision 2027.

What a brutal self own

In a minute, Peter Davidson will fall off Jodrell Bank and this dude will walk over to him. #Eurovision #Lithuania #OneForTheTeenagers

Live feed from the Unite the Kingdom march

It says a lot about football now that I can't be arsed with the #facupfinal

think wrestling's fake? explain this

So much fun youtu.be/tuhe1CpHRxY?...

The next James Bond should be Gary Oldman in his Jackson Lamb persona.

Having cats is like babysitting drunk friends. Someone's always hungry, puking, yelling, picking fights and then,15 minutes later, they're back for cuddles like nothing happened.

Well, happy 10th birthday to one of the very finest of tweets. @fourfoot.bsky.social, we salute you!

Our project is now officially approved by Backerkit, and is heading your way at noon (London time) on Wednesday... www.backerkit.com/call_to_acti...

Post an iconic movie image

You’re trapped in the last tv show you watched, where are you? 🖤 I'd fit right in 😁

COLIN HAS COME!

Duck feeds grain from the tray to the fishes instead of eating alone. 😍

Absolute scumbag www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

If #Daredevil S3 doesn't have this guy, is it worth making?

Rip Disney Doctor Who 2023-2025

Like a stop motion pork scratching on a mobility scooter.

I'm on a week long holiday Been in bed mostly since Tuesday with bad ribs HMRC are fining me coz I didn't read a form properly Life

Drop a film with a single word title 🖤

Newly elected Mayor Zohran Mamdani—better known as Muslim al-Socialist to everyone who remembers what America used to be—has single-handedly ruined the greatest hellhole on Earth in just 100 days, exactly as every hedge-fund manager warned he would. www.normalisland.co.uk/p/muslim-soc...

And this improves them...how?

I have fallen over and (hopefully) bruised my ribs Lager may have been involved

Increasingly clear that the British public's favoured model of government is the one from Vengeance on Varos

Think I just read this one...he go's to the shop and realises he's skint (I kid you not)

Monday

Prime with ads. Just how Kubrick intended.

Give me your favorite non-Trek performance from a Star Trek actor:

[Thread] I have good news and bad news and good news. 😁 Good: The Expanse team has reformed to create a media company, Expanding Universe. Bad: They haven't announced a sequel to The Expanse. Good: They're adapting James S.A. Corey's new sci-fi trilogy into a TV series for Amazon MGM Studios! 1/7

Missed the cleverly hidden dog