This is what happens when a toddler takes over the white house

gender shmender. does <anyone> enjoy grocery shopping???

This is how it's done.

Fair

You heathens don't get why -- as a serious Christian -- I must vote for the man who has a record of lying, stealing, and cheating on his wife who got so tired of his sinning she said she was seeking a divorce "on biblical grounds." This guy preaching Christian love? I fucking hate him. I am smart.

Everything’s fine. Trump just threatening to “blow up” another country.

Just to temper expectations: this is still Texas. The Republican candidate will always be a massive favorite. However, Paxton being the nominee means Talarico has a puncher’s chance and the NRSC will have to commit tons of money to what should have been a safe seat.

this isn’t a flex big dog

watching Stephen Miller tweet about James Talarico being transgender

using vegan the same way they use gay the same way they use Mexican the same way they use DEI and CRT, the same way they use

Reporter: Ken Paxton has taken to calling you ‘Talafreako’ @JamesTalarico: If Ken Paxton is worried about freaks, he should stop giving Epstein-style sweetheart deals to pedophiles. This is the guy who just released Adam Hoffman from jail, an admitted child rapist.

get off the cross, ding dong. we need the wood

Sharyn Alfonsi releases the following statement on CBS News essentially ghosting her: "This was not a routine corporate transition; it was a deliberate choice to penalize a journalist for refusing to sanitize factually accurate reporting, and it sends a chilling message to the entire newsroom."

as a Knicks fan, I want Spurs-Thunder to go to 7 horribly violent games. Sharpen those elbows, gentlemen.

Ken Paxton is the most corrupt politician in America.  He embodies the broken system we’re running against. It’s time to come together: The People vs. Ken Paxton

Personally I don’t think we should have built the Gravity Drive hell portal from EVENT HORIZON and put it next to the White House but what do I know

James Talarico is currently fist pumping so hard he’s about to break the sound barrier

I’m shocked that this didn’t work. Eat shit, fucko.

NEWS: Green Bay Packers running back Josh Jacobs was arrested Tuesday and booked into Brown County Jail on five charges related to an alleged domestic violence incident over the weekend, according to the Hobart-Lawrence Police Department in Wisconsin.

I’ll pass thanks

Mamdani Knicks different

I assume neither OKC or the Spurs will even take the court tomorrow and simply present a collective white flag. In the immortal theme of AJ Styles, they don't want none!

welp

And now they are all gone. RIP Sonny Rollins.

Knicks don't even look THAT joyous, that celebratory. They look ready to go win another 4.

Love this guy

HEY THERE, KNICKS FANS! 2026 EASTERN CONFERENCE CHAMPIONS!!!!!!

Half the players on the Knicks’ current roster hadn't been born the last time New York made it to the NBA Finals 😳 Jordan Clarkson, who is the oldest on the team, was only seven years old.

THE NEW YORK KNICKS ARE HEADED TO THEIR FIRST NBA FINALS SINCE 1999 🔥 The Knicks win their 11th straight game, secure their 2nd consecutive 4-0 series win, and advance to the NBA Finals for the 1st time in 27 years! They will take on the winner of Thunder/Spurs.

Of course this will be what stops the Knicks

@nycsanitation.bsky.social I’d like to report a sweep

Kristaps Porzingis tore his ACL my first game covering the Knicks for @theathletic.com. I'm not an OG like @stevepopper.bsky.social or @sbondynba.bsky.social but those were bleak times in a dysfunctional 20 year run. Lots of Knicks fans thought they'd never make the Finals. Happy for them now.

Socialism seems to be working out just fine in NYC so far. Didn't get this dominance under those damn capitalitsts. #Knicks #GoNewYorkGoNewYorkGoNewYorkGo #vivalarevolucion

Oh wow! Oswald WAS a patsy!!!! @tsl33.bsky.social

Honestly, one of the funniest tweets I've ever seen.

Welcome to Peggy’s Sugarfoots! We are a King of the Hill fan account posting screenshots, clips and other pieces of KOTH-related content! ✨ Brought to you by @sukurimi.bsky.social and @exploding-girl.bsky.social 🥩🤠

I know Mirimax and you know who were monstrous (cfor different reasons) and the Oscar campaign around this was pretty gross but dang it, Shakespeare in Love is a perfect movie. I will always love every second of it. It's perfectly cast and Tom Stoppard is much missed.

just watched OBSESSION

It must hurt to know the only island your dad won’t fly to visit kids is the one where you’re getting married.

How did I only just discover that Don Jr is marrying the daughter of a prominent Epstein enabler? Her late dad, a banker, wrote Epstein a reference letter calling him "a gentleman of the highest integrity" to help get him tax breaks &… his island. Can’t make this stuff up.

Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die and Dial M For Murderousness are two of my favorites

Dolan has to make good with Oakley now. Bring him home.

Carl Hiassen: "That's it, I give up"

Only person in the world who could get a DUI and somehow come out of it with me loving her more

On one level it’s scary, but on another level it’s freaking hilarious that the guy posing as a math wiz who can do complex problems in his head is the same guy who claims to reduce drug prices by 900%.

Waiting for Trump to call her "a low IQ individual." Won't be long.

This guy is such a fucking loser.

Trump invaded Iran so he wouldn’t have to attend Don Jr.’s wedding.