When I start to worry about Trump stealing the midterms, I just remind myself that he’s losing a fight with the Reflecting Pool at the moment.

Let's all be very clear that Stephen Miller is evil but definitely not an evil genius. He looks like God should have dealt him some brain cards to go with that dome, but God very much didn't

the fucking disclaimer OH MY GOD

The president is a liar. He lies constantly & without hesitation. His lies about American elections are among his most dangerous b/c they are meant to convince a susceptible public that democratic outcomes cannot be trusted. They are antidemocratic lies in service of holding onto power. He’s a liar!

I'm watching CBS and it's fascinating to see them FINALLY seriously start educating people about why pur elections are secure. Shockingly, it's good stuff.

the only official response to Trump’s primetime address you need

wait, no. MSNBC just stopped showing it.

wait, did stupid finish his speech already?

Dan Rather is rolling in his grave right now

Looks like a mummified Oompa Loompa

Not only do we stand by our reporting. Madison Square Garden’s ridiculous lawsuit actually confirms it, noting the company did, in fact, track the sexual orientation of LGBTQIA celebrities in its talent database.

If there's any music video that shows the 1990's at their 90's-est it's this one. Also, whatever happened to the woman playing keyboards? She still do music? www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW15...

imo it's underrated how COVID basically broke the entire idea of any sort of communal sacrifice or social contract for the right

An entire personality rooted in "YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME ANYMORE, MOM!" Hey, Eric, the government says you shouldn't idle an old car in your garage with a tube running from the exhaust pipe into your mouth either. Why don't you go stick it to those nosy liberals? Show them who's in charge!

Metaxas has completely fallen down the right wing brainworms rabbit hole, but he's expressing something that's been part of conservatism since lockdown - a whole cohort of people who think nobody can tell them what to do, and that freedom means being a giant baby.

Trump interferes so Balogun’s red card is rescinded, USMNT gets embarrassed. Trump plays golf with Harry Kane, England blows it. Spain has to convince Messi to buy some MelaniaCoin or something before Sunday’s game. The man is on an unbelievable heater right now.

Elon Musk is no longer The Most Divorced Man in America.

The subtext to this passage is that Nazi tattoos, lust for violence, and rape *are* working class aesthetics and we silly Dems shun them at our peril.

oh so his confirmation hearings were BAD bad

Cleveland in March, outdoors, just seems like a bad idea for everyone involved.

Man crush continues to grow unabated

"Stop criticizing us or will keep murdering people" is just a jaw-dropping thing for a government official to say.

I'm not sure how it's racist against me to cure cancer in Black kids.

ABC NEWS: ".. Trump's longtime teleprompter operator is believed to have made tens of thousands of dollars by placing bets on that speech and more than a dozen others .." abcnews.com/US/white-hou...

Vought is an unrepentant eugenicist who wants people to die.

cynthia, are you goddamn kidding me?

So the guy DOJ has put in charge of charging antifa “domestic terrorists” is himself one of the j6 boys …

the last 25 minutes or so of THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER are magnificent. the highest tier of hollywood action filmmaking.

The reason we don't address your "issues" is that your "issues" are fucking stupid.

"Agents have shared concerns internally about Vance and his office pressing them for trips and assignments that some agents consider an inappropriate or even unprecedented use of government resources compared to prior Vice Presidents, they said."

The full quote is even worse.

This is a vile low even for MAGA Katie Britt is using unconscionable lies about mifepristone-a drug that’s been used safely by thousands of women for decades-to tee up a future Attorney General Todd Blanche so he prosecutes doctors who provide reproductive healthcare-or even the women themselves

Big, if true.

There's nothing more populist and middle America than -- checks notes -- getting one's son to a golf lesson on a military helicopter. www.ms.now/news/veeps-s...

As an American who just started watching soccer over the past month, let me tell you all of my dogshit opinions on why England lost to Argentina

I was right about my pre-tournament pick of France v England. … I just got the date of the game wrong :)

england and france in the third place match… we call that the 20th century

At this point we need a full reenactment of the Nuremberg Trials for every ICE officer in the country.

the food safety stuff is another reminder that a large, huge, gigantic part of being a republican is going “lmao why are we spending money to prevent horrifying disasters from happening if they never happen 🤪”

It was never clear what Republicans thought "communism" was but at this point it means promising to fix potholes and then doing that, a concept so foreign to these bribe-taking billionaire-humping con artists that they consider it close to devil worship.

this will be a major problem for my productivity given that lucy is in a perpetual state of either being asleep on me or just being extra cute

Well something worse just happened!!!

I wonder if this is all an elaborate frame up of Taco Bell by McDonalds that was masterminded by Grimace

POCAN: I think the problem is you're talking to rich people. Maybe this will help. Who pays tariffs? LOEFFLER: 80% of tariffs are paid by foreign countries POCAN: Okay. That would be like me saying I have long flowing red hair. It's complete BS. Small businesses pay tariffs.

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So fresh produce is bad now? I guess this remains as true as ever now www.youtube.com/watch?v=0L2_...

Happy St. Swithin's Day everyone! www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4BR...