Looking for a melodrama/whodunnit with a proudly anti-vax protagonist who never learns a valuable lesson that she's a dumbass? Paramount+'s "Little Disasters" is the TV show for you! My review:

"You've now paid, unless you get a bat, Juan Soto to walk 150 times a year." - Ron Darling on MLB Network

Good lord no.

One morning Toad sat in bed. “I have many things to do,” he said. “I will write them all down on a list so that I can remember them.”

This explains a lot.

“Same as the others, O’Neill. The flippers, the fishbowl, the frog, the lights, the armor. ... Just one question remains: Is this the work of our guy, or a copycat?”

RFK Jr. would have eaten these birds for free.

It's vile to kill people with no actual legal justification and also vile to joke about killing those people.

yes, please have the man who can barely stay awake do a cross-country tour of three-hour rallies where he complains about jimmy kimmel

Arial Bold move, sir.

Edwin Díaz has been one of my favorite players to cover. His entrances became a fun part of our broadcast — and, if we’re being honest, probably the reason you know my name at all. Hollywood just stole a closer who was already built for the movies. #baseballiscinema

Reminder, the guy who runs ChatGPT is being sued by his little sister for sexually abusing her for a decade: www.cnn.com/2025/01/08/b...

The conviction of Hernández was genuinely a triumph of justice. Now, Honduras has to pursue him for his extreme corruption in diverting public funding from social services to his own political campaign. The fool who freed him was ignorant of all of this but shares the predatory view of power.

Biden was the best we’re ever going to do on student loans because a very clear lesson there was that there is apparently absolutely no electoral benefit to moving heaven and earth to try and help student debtors

everyone wants socialism until theyre told its “socialism”

This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.

this is true, babies used to just die before ChatGPT was invented

I lost my job, my water is contaminated, and I was held by ICE for a month even though I am an American citizen. But at least now I know that Harvard will have to have a Conservative Studies department.

BRYCE HARPER (watching RFK Jr failing to complete a pull up): ah I see the problem, not enough recycled blood in the bloodstream

Just imagining the gingerbread cookie makers working overtime to slap on little gingerbread dicks

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i hereby vow to support whichever Democrat running in 2028 vows to forbid anymore John Travolta Santa commercials from being made ever again.

Breaking NYT: The Honduran attorney general just announced that he issued an international arrest warrant for the country's former president, Juan Orlando Hernández, who was pardoned by Trump and released from a federal prison in the U.S. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/08/w...

Judd and Pam might even agree

The best way I can summarize that half of football is I take notes while watching the game and about ten minutes ago I just started drawing a picture of Santa

A snake crawled out of the grass. “If Toad looks funny in his bathing suit,” said the snake, “then I, for one, want to see him.” “We want to see him too,” said two dragonflies. “Me too,” said a field mouse. “I have not seen anything funny in a long time.”

FWIW DOJ still has not appealed the ruling disqualifying Halligan, nor have they appealed the Third Circuit ruling disqualifying Alina Habba on similar grounds (and nor did they respond to my request for comment about whether they plan to appeal)

The funniest part is that it became clear that Ben Shapiro REALLY, REALLY, REALLY wanted to get nominated and spent a bunch of money on it only to not even get a nomination. www.status.news/p/ben-shapir...

Of course. Of course. www.axios.com/2025/12/08/j...

This is correct. We cannot be trusted, and it will take a generation to repair this damage, at minimum.

Very shitty people who become opposed to other very shitty people are still very shitty people

The only good AI art.

No notes

Marjorie Taylor Greene complaining about being bullied.

Ah, but there's a critical legal distinction: Lisa Cook is a Black woman in a job where Trump wants to put some white guy crony. So it's a crime worthy of prosecution for her, but not for <looks at list> oh hey every Trump official and Trump himself, all of whom have done it.

Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social

“For my bowl game.” -me filling my shopping cart with 5 boxes of cereal

Why does this photo look like a still from the Genesis “Land of Confusion” video

LOL Fuck you Roger Clemens you roid filled psychopath

I did not see this one coming

Roger Clemens remains out of the Hall of Fame. What a shame.

Few things I love as much as room service

Scott Bessent: “Americans don’t realize how good they have it.” Americans: We can’t afford lettuce. www.kcci.com/article/eddy...

Commanders coach Dan Quinn told reporters that TE Zach Ertz is feared to have torn his ACL, which would explain Ertz’s emotional reaction.

Our scoop from mid November: zeteo.com/p/trump-nati...