I’m so tired of a President who wants to conquer headlines but lose wars.

Trump’s Approval Sinks Amid Unpopular War, Darkening G.O.P. Prospects www.nytimes.com/2026/05/18/u...

Our President loves shitty AI slop

Whether it's Democrats nominating the son of a Black Kenyan to be president or Republicans being bankrolled by white South Africans nostalgic for apartheid, both parties have notable ties to Africa.

Robbing the country blind

Waking up to Bill Cassidy losing and remembering that America is beyond fucked.

NYT confirms — with new details: Last year, Navy SEALs used two boats to escort Kash Patel and nine others on what a Pentagon email called a 'VIP Snorkel' next to one of the military's most sacred sites, the underwater tomb of the U.S.S. Arizona. One Navy vet called the swim "horrifying."

Someone please take away grampa’s phone

“Strong man”

“What’s a little starvation for my ego?”

The CDC failed to warn New York public health authorities about a Manhattan resident who is now traveling freely after being exposed to the hantavirus on the cruise ship.

NPR’s Scott Simon reflects on the unique kinship between humans and animals in his new book, "Ulysses S. Cat" www.wuft.org/animals/2026...

Who did it better?

Holy shit This is vile “With few exceptions, snorkeling and diving are off-limits around the USS Arizona. The battleship, now a military cemetery reachable only by boat, has stood as one of the nation’s most hallowed sites since Japan bombed and sank it in 1941.” apnews.com/article/fbi-...

The median American voter would also stare blankly if the president of China talked about a Thucydides Trap, so Donald Trump is probably more of a man of the people than Democrats want to admit. by Matthew Yglesias

China has a Great Wall, in addition to their Ballroom. Where’s ours? And why didn’t Mexico pay for it?

I’m sure that the Chinese food served at his clubs is still the best

“.. That money would have to come from a supplemental funding request, which the Trump administration has not yet submitted to Congress.” @navytimes.bsky.social www.navytimes.com/news/your-na...

I am so sorry, ma’am, but we lost your son. Surgery was going fine but we decided to let RFK Jr. futz around a little on his insides with a robot. He was eating squash at the time.

Burgum should be embarrassed. The fact that he isn’t speaks to how power and money corrupt people to a point they no longer see right from wrong.

Enten: a combustible combination of Enthusiasm and Elation

Nightmare rotation in motion …

Ladies and gentlemen, the news media in 2026.

Intelligence assessments say that Iran retains most of its missile sites, launchers, and uranium. A racist, alcoholic, woman-beating former Fox News host says that all of these were obliterated by kinetic lethality. For presidents busy designing ballrooms, it can be hard to know who to trust.

Nightmares screenwritten by Grok AI

Why is this guy OBSESSED with the reflecting pool?

The basic educational standard for people in power could use a revamp

Congress and his supporters:

I foresee rehiring in a year

There you go voters

These people expect to shit where they please and then the mess to clean itself up

Trust science, not your HHS Secretary

For all you Indian Classical lovers, Pt. Senders riyaaz will make your mornings ring with joy.

Zoolander vibes: face and intellect

Instead of relying on mainstream media to report how crazy all this is, just keep reposting it. This is as loud as the gas price boards at every gas station.

God how much AI slop can one man post?

“I’m off to China!” Great. Stay there, don’t bother returning.

“Meditating” was right there smh

McDonald’s just got a free ad

Those who share secrets with Trump always seem to have high BMIs

MBS called Trump to reverse Project Freedom… because Iran was strategically *right*

Snake-oil salesmen couldn’t sell better

Some people at the NYT have the most asinine takes www.nytimes.com/2026/05/09/o...

Someone is spiraling today.

But the Trump administration has been so effective with this military operation

Gloating on your own failures is a skill everyone must possess