Kurt Cobain in Times Square with Jenny Holzer theater marquee, 1993

A horse is like if you combined a dog with a bike

I'm getting into analog photography

hey what up

what are we doing here

there has never been a better time to simply LOG OFF, leave your house, get drunk at the bar

@dreamcast.bsky.social boy oh boy do i have something for you

I'm gonna put a p90 in my telecaster

this is how I grew up imagining hobbits

Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.

lol it’s this guy

[see's a pinis for the first time] well i gotta write the worst song ever about this experience

Once the night lotion has been applied, the face is sealed. No new business. For the face

If I pay $70 for a Silent Hill I better die

this just means computers are white

welp,

🎵our God has an awesome hog🎶

the sky was transgender, like a tv tuned to a gay channel

Quote with the best advice you have ever gotten. “If it fucks, flies, or floats, rent it."

hommer shrimpspin

they should raise the legal drinking age to 45

Kiss your fucking legs goodbye haters

what a hill upon which to expire

one week in Continental Europe will convince u that American foods are straight garbage

no I'm thinking about putting a finger or my tongue in there ...or hell, maybe penis

idk man it seems like laws have to be *enforceable* or they're not real. rule of law doesn't really mean anything if it's not enforced does it

Prince on panties off.

this is even more alarming than foot guys

nobody ever brings up that Jesus was a Capricorn

I agree

Oh! The Places You’ll Goo!

If any mutual in north america wants this lemme know. I'll send it completely free of charge. The caveat is, you have to use it even tho it is child colours and you are an adult. The stitchwork is also wonky. Keep tuned in to this channel for more beginner leatherworks bsky.app/profile/bren...

“Cream Rules Everything Around Me” as the famous Wu Tang said

ok

I'm wearing a vintage WWF T-shirt that I got for $3

Pasta Tuesday and Pizza Friday are the anchors of the week. Monday is steadily turning into soup and sando. Wednesday and Thursday, well. That is a lawless land

I've decided to not quit drinking

i made a helpful reference

🤔

listening to music

A mega bubble burst is typically bad for the economy but I have a very "you're trapped in here with me" feeling about it

sorry I'm not posting much lately it's hard to tell if it's warm enough for jorts or not

modular synth looking ass compy

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN

Mr. T spoke at a firefighter event and they had a firetruck podium.

I'll spend one billy on purchasing the safety cube and sinking it to the Marianas trench