amateur dentist
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grown goth, medievalist & psychiatric social worker (in that order)
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Every Silence of the Lambs Line
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let’s all remember Scott Adams the way he would’ve wanted to be remembered, as the man who wishes he could’ve murdered his stepson but did not get the chance before he OD’ed
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warrior cop
9 days ago
Starting to wonder if those Charlie Kirk pearl clutchers weren’t entirely in good faith
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how does every fucking day feel like this exact scene
10 days ago
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just coming up for air long enough to praise allah for putting the ja rule / 50 cent’s feud back in the news
about 1 month ago
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@rigamarock.bsky.social
about 1 month ago
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wow new communist mayor not even in office yet and failing liberal NYC agenda to force gender swap in effect Monday
about 1 month ago
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I can’t imagine a more tentacle filled apartment
about 2 months ago
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NYC people who is the other carpet guy (not carpet Kevin) and what are his motives (am I complicit in his kink if I throw an anvil on him)
about 2 months ago
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fuck yes Thanksgiving
about 2 months ago
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pov you let me drink two (2) alcoholic beverages at your wedding
about 2 months ago
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looking like a fancy dog (non pejorative)
about 2 months ago
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I just want to watch someone eat the entirety of this abomination
2 months ago
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I’m not paying for my bras until I have a pic of the delivery guy holding them up
2 months ago
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never let my enemies know that one bite of lettuce or kernel of corn is my biggest weakness. or post it online as a challenge. cone at me.
2 months ago
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25th anniversary of the cancellation of Strangers With Candy
2 months ago
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the James Garfield mini series absolutely slaps
2 months ago
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jewish psychiatric social workers for mamdani work is going to be oppressive tomorrow but internally I am so fucking happy
2 months ago
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oops got too tipsy at the rehearsal dinner and fell into a candelabra
3 months ago
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This is so dark but I have tried to hold out hope that the couple getting married in LA this weekend break up with enough notice that I can go to ink and dagger in Philly.
3 months ago
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I consider the year I spent at skidmore college trapped in a double with a roommate who only owned, and repeatedly played YELLOW SUBMARINE and the THAT THING YOU DO soundtrack nonstop, situationally induced psychosis
3 months ago
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bort
3 months ago
You know a lot of people are telling me, Mr. President the ribbon around your neck is the most beautiful I’ve ever seen but we never see you without it. They’re saying we need to know, we deserve to know what you look like without it. It’s true. But I’m not gonna take it off. Maybe I’ll take it off
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I only need to keep dissociating for 3.25 more years and I want to thank the hard working people at love is blind who continue to pump out this shit for helping me continue in that endeavor follow up: what the fuck is going on with Denver
4 months ago
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ink & dagger playing Philly on Halloween (the most me coded shit ever) but I have a wedding that day in LA. I have never wished for a relationship to fall apart before but guess there’s a first for everything
4 months ago
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nobody ever brings up that Jesus was a Capricorn
4 months ago
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add a skeleton here at some point
4 months ago
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it only took one night at the screamo fest to give me a sliver of hope of coalition building and community it was immediately ripped away shortly thereafter by a guy who insisted on showing me his sketchbook at gwarbar for the next hour
4 months ago
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both my spouse and my best friend saw me eying a blue curaçao scorpion bowl drink for 6 people served out of a watermelon and said MICHELLE ABSOLUTELY NOT and I demand a new best friend and spouse
4 months ago
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wonder how this guy’s day is going
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4 months ago
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maple cocaine
4 months ago
A lot of lone nuts with no coherent political philosophy seem to be very closely related to one specific political philosophy
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Hans MLman
4 months ago
We need fugazi now more than ever
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bort
4 months ago
BLITZER: Now we’re getting reports that one of the bullet casings was engraved with a message saying that if you are reading the casing, you are gay. We must warn our viewers we’re about to show the photo and don’t know at this time whether the engraving is what makes you gay or if it just tells you
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josh (auldfriend99)
4 months ago
If all my friends called me a pedophile in my birthday book I'd probably kill myself too
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@rigamarock.bsky.social
4 months ago
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I can’t believe there aren’t more online spaces for me to discuss the most absurdly bad gameshow I love to hate watch, Tipping Point and share the intricate fictions I have made up about host Ben Sheppard outside of the conversations I have had with
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4 months ago
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vacation in 2 pics
5 months ago
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Jay
5 months ago
It's Minnesota State Fair time! It's time for Minnesotan folk art! Here, for example, is Saturn Devouring His Corn, in the seed art category!
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long day full of lots of sad people with sad problems. Time to unwind by watching American Experience feature length documentary INTO THE DEEP about the 1820 tragedy of the whaling ship, The Essex. honk if I’m relatable yet
5 months ago
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trying and failing to ascend to the level of caffeinated necessary to navigate four 12 hour days of work in the mental health mines.
5 months ago
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add a skeleton here at some point
5 months ago
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keeping calm and just looking up what the Magdeburg Unicorn would’ve looked like
5 months ago
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Cape Cod Demon Hunter
5 months ago
Tweeting just the headline about your own son is CRAZY
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I need whatever the urgent care version of therapy is. like nothing acute just let me vent for a sec.
5 months ago
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nothing is funnier than tipping point’s host get angry when someone doesn’t know an EastEnders question
5 months ago
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when I was 15 my best friend & I went to friendly’s on LSD because we did everything on LSD. I ordered mozzarella sticks and saw a worm on my plate and stared at it as it creeped around the slice of lettuce garnish very confused if I was hallucinating or there was actually a worm
5 months ago
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is there a Frances Farmer Eill Have Revenge on Seattle about Orlando?
6 months ago
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I don’t know how I got here but now 4 episodes deep on a furry true crime documentary. I deserve this.
6 months ago
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I think we’ve devolved low enough to present my worst business idea - a dine-in hibachi style dominos
6 months ago
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my 70 yo MIL is watching love island UK and drunkenly leaned over to the couple at the table next to us at the restaurant that “she’s punching” which is … not a compliment.
6 months ago
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just gonna keep posting the Chili’s booth boots
6 months ago
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