I still think they fucked up the IUD necklace by not making it out of copper and still angry at myself for not buying it.

a terrible group of people got married this weekend and made their guests and a bunch of servers do this for dinner.

the number of times I have heard Türkiye pronounced correctly over the past week has been jarring

OK, wow. First off, stay out of politics. Second, the guy from the apprentice?

I have a rich tapestry of work experience that is at best, frenetic - but the one thing that sticks with me from my time doing public health medical research - DO NOT breathe if you live in Kentucky. The air is almost entirely literal chicken shit and most adults have hx if histoplasmosis. XO.

3 seater sofa cum bed

I don’t know if I’ve hated a show as much as FROM or loved a show as much as Widow’s Bay this hard at the same time.

whenever my best friend Tim would move I would sign him up for every meat processing & sausage catalogue in existence it’s a pretty funny goof. you know what’s fucked up? Signing someone else up to texts to the most local democratic state races for a state you don’t live in and a name that isn’t you

Manhattanhenge is pretty spectacular if you’ve never seen a sunset before

cleaned out the trunk of my car and found the only 2 CDs you could ever need

Harold Completes Mostly Successful Battle.

I think I’m reverse aging into my teens (hardcore shows, too much makeup, crying a lot) or maybe it’s the reverse problem and I’m just a sad old lady. Sound off below!

was supposed to go to Eurovision party at Estonia house … then I heard Estonia’s track

I cannot stop listening to the new neurosis record. give me east coast dates

need to find one of those scared straight programs they had on late 90s talk shows except for husbands

when I was 16 I went to a dance night at a goth club without knowing previously that it was a vampyre cosplay / rpg night downstairs; a man with a top hat and monocle checking out a table full of empty bottles of beer found the one with the most backwash toasted me and said MLADY before chugging it

going to a festival so shameful that I am already shading other people who are going and their entire lives / choices

I live adjacent to a neighborhood which I refer to as “little Tashkent” which is also in the same general area as “little Tblisi” - betwixt which there is a weekly flea market where I found a Brezhnev mug 20+ years ago and I’m beginning to think all of my problems could be solved if I go on Saturday

I live adjacent to a neighborhood which I refer to as “little Tashkent” which is also in the same general area as “little Tblisi” - betwixt which there is a weekly flea market where I found a Brezhnev mug 20+ years ago and I’m beginning to think all of my problems could be solved if I go on Saturday

I’d like to join a support group for anyone currently entrapped with me in season 4 of FROM please send help

there is a goth / industrial fest held at a Sheraton in New Jersey and … the schedule is fucking incredible darkforcefest.com/event-schedu...

at a canadiens / islanders game and every time they squabble I yell KISS HIM to try to get a heated rivalry situation started

I wish I loved absolutely anything as much as Jair Bolsonaro loves being in the hospital

I am volunteering to get locked into a Skinner box

happy Kentucky meat shower re-enactment day to all celebrants www.fleshfalls.com (for context) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kentuck...

The feeling of having known something to be true, deep within your very being, only to have it confirmed as such. There's just nothing like it: defector.com/jeffrey-epst...

the Jeremy Piven experience should be a weekly event where 10 Jeremy piven lookalikes serve you grilled salmon against your will. That too would be just as deserving as my $150. my fellow pivenhead family already know

who is coming w me

what's crazy about this to me is that I actually like women, so I disagree with what he's saying

if anyone in nyc area is sew folk/crafty - I have a fully intact (never opened/flat pack) sewing table with collapsible / lowering everything. was never able to create a space for it - it was around $500 but similar to a.co/d/0czR681v if you want it, please dm me. I do not want $ no murderers plz

apartment just got raided by a dozen men slathered in beef tallow trying to plunder my beautiful ferments

sorry, i'm all in favor of people being healthier but "i'm gonna eat yogurt" is pervert shit and "the rest of you should beware of seed oils if you must have buffalo wings" ought to get you locked in a padded cell on super bowl sunday

watching luge / skeleton for the sole purpose of watching Teutonic bros burn themselves down an ice sheet in the hopes that one guy points a toe in a weird direction, forcing himself off the track and into a nearby billboard where he explodes in a firebomb Freejack style

I am sparing you all the pain of live tweeting the Winter Olympics by texting my dad continuously because Jesse voluntarily ate a tranq dart just to stop my train of consciousness dumping

whenever they do this, this is what my head says back / same energy etc.

I want nothing more than for America to be in The Cuck Chair for the Olympics

let’s all remember Scott Adams the way he would’ve wanted to be remembered, as the man who wishes he could’ve murdered his stepson but did not get the chance before he OD’ed

Starting to wonder if those Charlie Kirk pearl clutchers weren’t entirely in good faith

how does every fucking day feel like this exact scene

just coming up for air long enough to praise allah for putting the ja rule / 50 cent’s feud back in the news

wow new communist mayor not even in office yet and failing liberal NYC agenda to force gender swap in effect Monday

I can’t imagine a more tentacle filled apartment

NYC people who is the other carpet guy (not carpet Kevin) and what are his motives (am I complicit in his kink if I throw an anvil on him)

fuck yes Thanksgiving

pov you let me drink two (2) alcoholic beverages at your wedding

looking like a fancy dog (non pejorative)

I just want to watch someone eat the entirety of this abomination