amateur dentist
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grown goth, medievalist & psychiatric social worker (in that order)
pov you let me drink two (2) alcoholic beverages at your wedding
3 days ago
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looking like a fancy dog (non pejorative)
8 days ago
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I just want to watch someone eat the entirety of this abomination
10 days ago
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I’m not paying for my bras until I have a pic of the delivery guy holding them up
11 days ago
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never let my enemies know that one bite of lettuce or kernel of corn is my biggest weakness. or post it online as a challenge. cone at me.
11 days ago
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25th anniversary of the cancellation of Strangers With Candy
18 days ago
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the James Garfield mini series absolutely slaps
20 days ago
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jewish psychiatric social workers for mamdani work is going to be oppressive tomorrow but internally I am so fucking happy
22 days ago
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oops got too tipsy at the rehearsal dinner and fell into a candelabra
26 days ago
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This is so dark but I have tried to hold out hope that the couple getting married in LA this weekend break up with enough notice that I can go to ink and dagger in Philly.
30 days ago
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I consider the year I spent at skidmore college trapped in a double with a roommate who only owned, and repeatedly played YELLOW SUBMARINE and the THAT THING YOU DO soundtrack nonstop, situationally induced psychosis
30 days ago
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bort
about 2 months ago
You know a lot of people are telling me, Mr. President the ribbon around your neck is the most beautiful I’ve ever seen but we never see you without it. They’re saying we need to know, we deserve to know what you look like without it. It’s true. But I’m not gonna take it off. Maybe I’ll take it off
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I only need to keep dissociating for 3.25 more years and I want to thank the hard working people at love is blind who continue to pump out this shit for helping me continue in that endeavor follow up: what the fuck is going on with Denver
about 2 months ago
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ink & dagger playing Philly on Halloween (the most me coded shit ever) but I have a wedding that day in LA. I have never wished for a relationship to fall apart before but guess there’s a first for everything
about 2 months ago
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nobody ever brings up that Jesus was a Capricorn
about 2 months ago
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add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 months ago
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it only took one night at the screamo fest to give me a sliver of hope of coalition building and community it was immediately ripped away shortly thereafter by a guy who insisted on showing me his sketchbook at gwarbar for the next hour
about 2 months ago
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both my spouse and my best friend saw me eying a blue curaçao scorpion bowl drink for 6 people served out of a watermelon and said MICHELLE ABSOLUTELY NOT and I demand a new best friend and spouse
2 months ago
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wonder how this guy’s day is going
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3 months ago
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maple cocaine
3 months ago
A lot of lone nuts with no coherent political philosophy seem to be very closely related to one specific political philosophy
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Hans MLman
3 months ago
We need fugazi now more than ever
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bort
3 months ago
BLITZER: Now we’re getting reports that one of the bullet casings was engraved with a message saying that if you are reading the casing, you are gay. We must warn our viewers we’re about to show the photo and don’t know at this time whether the engraving is what makes you gay or if it just tells you
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josh (oldfriend99)
3 months ago
If all my friends called me a pedophile in my birthday book I'd probably kill myself too
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@rigamarock.bsky.social
3 months ago
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I can’t believe there aren’t more online spaces for me to discuss the most absurdly bad gameshow I love to hate watch, Tipping Point and share the intricate fictions I have made up about host Ben Sheppard outside of the conversations I have had with
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3 months ago
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vacation in 2 pics
3 months ago
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Jay
3 months ago
It's Minnesota State Fair time! It's time for Minnesotan folk art! Here, for example, is Saturn Devouring His Corn, in the seed art category!
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long day full of lots of sad people with sad problems. Time to unwind by watching American Experience feature length documentary INTO THE DEEP about the 1820 tragedy of the whaling ship, The Essex. honk if I’m relatable yet
3 months ago
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trying and failing to ascend to the level of caffeinated necessary to navigate four 12 hour days of work in the mental health mines.
3 months ago
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3 months ago
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keeping calm and just looking up what the Magdeburg Unicorn would’ve looked like
3 months ago
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The Nucky Thompson of Going on My Phone
3 months ago
Tweeting just the headline about your own son is CRAZY
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I need whatever the urgent care version of therapy is. like nothing acute just let me vent for a sec.
3 months ago
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nothing is funnier than tipping point’s host get angry when someone doesn’t know an EastEnders question
4 months ago
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when I was 15 my best friend & I went to friendly’s on LSD because we did everything on LSD. I ordered mozzarella sticks and saw a worm on my plate and stared at it as it creeped around the slice of lettuce garnish very confused if I was hallucinating or there was actually a worm
4 months ago
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is there a Frances Farmer Eill Have Revenge on Seattle about Orlando?
4 months ago
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I don’t know how I got here but now 4 episodes deep on a furry true crime documentary. I deserve this.
4 months ago
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I think we’ve devolved low enough to present my worst business idea - a dine-in hibachi style dominos
4 months ago
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my 70 yo MIL is watching love island UK and drunkenly leaned over to the couple at the table next to us at the restaurant that “she’s punching” which is … not a compliment.
4 months ago
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just gonna keep posting the Chili’s booth boots
4 months ago
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to the person who booked 9PM: I have been working 11 hrs & no longer have the capacity to give a shit about you/your problems after 8:30 PM please find a meaningful geode & blame things on planets being in retrograde until I can reboot whatever executive function lets me nod at people for 11 hours.
4 months ago
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bring her back is such a good movie. absolutely yes.
4 months ago
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the show the gilded age is for guys who jerk off using Monopoly money
4 months ago
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thank you cap’n jazz
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5 months ago
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sadly this is a true thing that happened but a client had anxiety about a thing she heard and asked if Jews control the weather My earnest response was “if they do I’m pretty fucking mad they haven’t let me get a spin”
5 months ago
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I am from Queens and my husband is from Manhattan and his close family friend was Roger Angel and this Mets Yankees series is exactly what I needed in my life
5 months ago
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if we are gonna have all the old diseases come back I’m voting we also start add “bout of melancholia” into the DSM VI revision
5 months ago
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killing Medicaid is fucking classist eugenics and its time for the peasants to fucking revolt
5 months ago
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My 6 year old niece embraces her BDSM polycule
5 months ago
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very tall bart
5 months ago
This is all a distraction from gambling. Keep gambling
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