This is in my top 3

🌖 a a a a a a h o o o o o🐺🌲

That's how stuff like Patrick Swayze and I could easily win a debate against 600,000 babies climbs up the rankings you just don't see that stuff as much as you do every dril post. THESE ARE NINE YEARS APART!!!!!! NOBODY moving like him, NOBODY. Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

Heist is on tubi

I tried looking up high histamine food bc I thought well time to revisit, maybe I can cut back on something, but the list seemed to just be all food. Did I say this already I feel like I did I'm not going to check

On the 10th my tits will finally be paid off

sorry have to add my favorite one

I firmly believe there are people who have not had some portion of their soul pickled by online, tho they are invariably impacted by those that have been fully wrecked because somehow those people have all the money

D20 on a bus is the best one

i vetted this to make sure it wasn’t ai so you could enjoy it fully

It is dishonest to say we can't afford to take care of people, of course we can, but it is honest to say that we won't be doing that because we have wars to do.

i had a short burst of really amazing energy after the Terrible Incident and I suspect it was because I was not chockablock with things my body struggles with/is allergic to. i think i might have to radically realign with what I actually can and can't have

i feel pretty good about my choice of company bc i'm hearing people having to get blasted by deeply unfunny noem remarks and i barely heard about it, and when I did it was in the vein of uuuuugh fuck ooooooff

There are many moments of Swan Boy to live by, but this frame in particular is one that pops into my head virtually once a day, thank you @bransonreese.bsky.social

Oooh I don't like the replies I got on a post where my choice of words was open to an interpretation that makes me look like a jerk! I'm not going to rephrase, mute thread, or block anyone I'm going to take my ball and go home! It's my first day online!!

Look at this fuck ass bird. Only on Poob™.

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Chortling and capering like a Stephen King villain

Who decided all the cars are square now why are we making them LESS aerodynamic??????

#food not a prank but definitely weird.

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Public figures the day after tdov

My kokoro wish for dropout is I never click a link from them that goes to a Google doc or form ever again.

The Great Comic Strip Switcheroo happened on April 1st 1997 and it blew my mind when I opened the newspaper.

dogs can’t LOOKUP, in fact many of them lack even a basic understanding of Excel or other spreadsheets

Something I really miss from 80s/90s movies are made up superdrugs. “They call it Skeez. It’s like triple strength cocaine and black tar heroin and it gives you kangaroo strength.” At least we had Dredd.

The Road Wario

So Lego just straight up does stylized model kits now and I guess maybe it's whatever but I do get some kind of funko pop rage looking at them.

Oh that sounds fun

so i don't live there now but i am From Philly, it's meaningfully part of me even 20+ years out and i'm not into hockey but this guy has transcended mere hockey mascot, imo. i've been thinking about this kind of treatment for him basically since go & especially since they doubled down on the flag-

We must believe in a world to create that world

I convinced the kids in my study hall to snort pixie stix and then do it repeatedly for some reason. I missed out on a promising career in sales somewhere along the way.

Two pigeons!!

I dreamt I was tasked with making a sauce that tastes like bread

You know how cats have various genders based on if they're fixed or not? I kinda feel like that's my deal

It's my birthday at the end of the month what's everyone getting me?

Putting Irony Partition Failure here for posterity

Oh I have a new kind of fake flower to hate

Shit yeah

images that spring to mind unbidden, part 301: "waiting for Godot" #rerun

Alright, everybody, now here we go It's a brand new version of the do-si-do Just stomp your feet and clap your hands C'mon, everybody, it's the Hampsterdance! 🔊🎵 🐹 #OPL3MIDI

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ok I've finally settled on my personal Top Criminal of 2026