Stayed up all night to finish these in time for a Pride event today! Blahaj trans pride dice and dice holder!

I need to ditch this Microsoft owned keyboard but the Google keyboard isn't really better?

Is it normal to suddenly feel like the room is larger than normal with zero other physical or mental changes? Asking for a friend

I may embarrass myself with oversharing my anxious thought rabbit holes from time to time but believe it or not it's only a fraction of the time I spend pacing and having pretend arguments to organize my thoughts

God has cursed me to live in a rune of incredible apple advancements and not be able to have any of them

The old lady ghost that haunts our house won’t shut the fuck up about how hot Buster Crabbe was. “He could Bust my Crabbe any day!” God won’t take her so I pray to the Devil.

images that spring to mind unbidden, part 915: "battery acid spaghetti" // "don't do this"

This might be the best video ever

Omg

"Next time you ball..."

I'm not joking when I say I love the credits at the beginning of the movie. Losers with data centers want to take that away

Idk if y'all understand. This is a city built on technology. on steel and advancing medicine. on science. It's a union city. climate aware. 48 hours notice & they pushed back so hard they scared the shit out of the city council. They *admitted* they only rejected the application based on pushback.

Top Gun (1986) #nowwatching sure I've never seen it before why not

I experienced a minor malfunction. I'm okay now.

I feel torpible!!!

Nothing sounds good but dinner is required

Hell yeah huge mood

well i'm jealous that's a great name

The New PJs (1/4)

what they thought they made vs what they made

english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.

What I'm gathering is that dipshit in Maine is a test and a shitload of people are not passing

impossible power levels as a poster. this man has so much talent it's hard to even comprehend

🪴🐶

:( well shit

Normally I treasure morning alone time but I am restless today

I checked the electronic bay and this is sadly but understandably between 85-150 usd

1991

The dad movie selection is incomprehensible

Noel Household? More like Noel House-of-Leaves [buzzer goes off]

ffconf.org/feeds/ What's funny about this is it's kinda what I want in an rss reader overall. Or heading more in that direction.

I can't stop seeing the word consume there in a bright red warning type of way. We don't really say consuming books or sports, or "90% of sitcoms are consumed on a phone", yeah? It's the exclusive focus on the term. Like it's dovetailing into food/drug moralizing too. The most transparent sneer

People like to ask npcs out of pocket, left field shit which these things will not handle. People don't play these games to experience going to chuck e cheese and pretending the animatronics like them

Shout out to Charlie Kirk. His first pride month without saying anything homophobic. Proud of him.

shit's hard sometimes

Odysseus and the shepherd.

Yeah get him!!!!

Keith David has finally received his well deserved star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Today is his 70th birthday!

I burped and it came out square. F-

the average pennsylvanian: my water is poisoned by the ghosts of coal miners and my back porch is sagging at a 30 degree angle. how will i ever get ahead in life? the duplicitous pennsylvania lottery:

You know what ICP would make better presidents than what we got. They'd be like yo we gotta get more peaceful up in this bitch and I'd be like that's so true Mr Co-president 2 Dope

"the vriska from yellowjackets" the sound i made

dawg the internet sucks sometimes, I was off looking up mulberry cultivars and forgetting, again, to look up the kind of rice i wanna make (pressure cooker) and then BAM guy who sucks right on the ol' timeline

where the FUCK did they find platner and whoooooo has been funding him???? what IS this fucking guy????