See this shit is why I'd rather die than go back to retail work. You really don't gotta make it this miserable for your employees. Or honestly? For your customers too. I guarantee not everyone wants this going into a Target.

“0% woke shit” a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time

Wasabi, aka my Wasa-bae, aka the rat equivalent of Queso, attempts to jump to me

All set up at Adirondacon today! Featuring Ray, sleepy tired booth boyfriend

I have barely slept. Got another market today. Here's hoping for some sales so I can pay some bills.

I have made myself a lier lmao. BUT I was like, "If and only if the Taco Bell down the street has them, I will get one." And by some miracle they did.

Yep, I am aware of the Baja Blast pie. Nope, I ain't getting it. Everything says "at participating locations" and "limited quantities." I swear the locations of everything near us are never participating lol. I don't have the energy or money to chase it down. Plus the last time there was a limited

Me: *trying to sleep* My brain: SomeBODY once told me Luigi Mangione Shot that CEO now he's deeeeeaaad

in a country where we are constantly told to settle for nothing more than "at least we're not them", we absolutely have to be so fucking insufferable about Mamdani's win. every motherfucker that shills for Newsom and says trans people are expendable for "broad appeal" can choke on this forever.

just want to remind everyone again that zohran is the one cis candidate i am aware of that had his platform on trans rights written by trans people. i think that matters

new york will be providing 7 free pronouns for every citizen and subsidized blue hair dye.

Is cold. Time to hide in human's hair and neck fat

Lol I just had my worst two vending events that I've ever had back-to-back, and I'm like

Alright, my sales have been abysmal and I need to buy bird food. I am getting desperate. Please check out my dice so I can buy cheese man his nutriberries Cinniharpyscrafts.etsy.com

We'll be here till 4!

Let's hear it for the farm workers who harvested the pumpkins that are decorating homes across America for #Halloween today. #WeFeedYou Que se oiga para los campesinos que cosecharon las calabazas que hoy decoran los hogares en todo los Estados Unidos. #SoyEsencial

Happy uhhhh Labubu-ween

Really tired of feeling like we're all fucked

Sometimes, things happen, and though they are frustrating, they aren't a big deal. Still, you feel like you gotta excise them from your brain, so that's what I'm doing. So, I walk into the post office with a bunch of pre-paid dice packages. Technically, you can just leave these on the counter, but

The only thing I have been able to keep down for the last 24 hours is some rice. Basically, I am not having a Baja Blast.

And then it is Rat Time. The time of Rats.

Mental health status: rewatching a bunch of Jenna Marbles videos

When it's been A Day, but now it is Bird Time

I just feel so defeated tbh

Ray showed me this and now I keep listening to it so here you go youtu.be/I2cE1TM2wmI?...

I can't lie - I am not doing great lmaoooooo. Sales have absolutely plummeted at events. Nobody's got money in this economy. Online is still fine-ish, but doing so many events means I am overwhelmed and behind on orders. I may need to pivot and limit the number of events I do.

Prayer circle for good sales today lol

Out at Big Gay Market in Albany until 4!

They got a spider donut costume, but idk I find this disappointing. I have a suggestion for improvement. Picture it: I am wearing an inflatable inner tube pool float around my waist. It is decorated like the donut. I wear a brown shirt with two white circles. This is because my tits are the eyes.

Boys... we got him

Idk what I am doing with my life. I have not slept, and I went to like 5 different Dunkin locations looking for the purple Spider Donut keychain, but I could not find it 😭 But at least I got actual spider donuts. I split one with the rats.

Also, while we were at the ER, there was this confused little old man in a wheelchair and all the nurses and the doctor were getting so frustrated with him. He didn't know all the info they wanted, like what pharmacy his pills are supposed to go to because the facility he stays at usually gets them.

I just want to try a concha

Lmaoooo I want to SCREAM. So I have this as one of the photos on my etsy for my random Labubu D20s. The other pictures are of just the dice, everything is labeled as you just get the D20, and in the description it says the Labubu and outfit are not included. Despite all this, someone has been

Gay rats

My parents' dogs sharing The Braincell to figure out carrying stick

4AM post rats

Consulting the ancient scrolls (the wise fur suit furry peoples) to make a Labubu mask for my Halloween costume

I am imagining a world where people actually watch their kids at markets and stop them from putting their booger hands on everything. Picture it. How nice it would be. 🌈

Out at the Upstate Punk Rock Flea Market today until 5!

We're all set up at Collar City Pride! Come get your dice, my gay people!

Listen. Sure, I feel like crap and everything is going to hell... but at least it's October!

I got this thing at the ren faire because it's like a medieval long furby

Does anyone have any recommendations for queer romantasy books? Only real requirement is that it has to be available as an audio book.

Idk what I'm doing with my life, but here's a rat