Kier Starmer go on Hot Ones

Steve Reed's imitation MAGA hat is still absolutely mortifying

The Onion ass headline

Well!

Me: (Smart, looking at the most devastating evidence imaginable that my smart plan is an incredible, historic disaster) I was even more right than I suspected

Good luck to you my dear and distant cousin. I’ll be cheering you on to be the next Winston Churchill. 👍🏽 Respectfully, R. Starmer, Cortland,NY.

Vote Labour for a "brat summer"

Saying that owning a hat is bourgeois is ableist to bald people.

for a party that records new lows on a daily basis, this truly is a new low

antoniazzi is chair of the beer appg

It's concerning that the Minister did not explicitly confirm the updated guidance will explain how organisations can lawfully remain trans inclusive. If you want your MP to hold the government to account over this, now is your last chance to tell them. Email them using our tool. Takes seconds 👇

I am extremely curious to see whether we'll have an urgent press conference from our useless ham Prime Minister where he wangs on about how there's an urgent need to tackle anti-immigrant sentiment and the far-right.

what on earth is this

It’s absolutely awful: we’re miserable, the politicians are miserable, the public hate it. What? No of course we can’t fucking change it, are you crazy? Another bunch of lads who the public also hate and do not want need time to get their shit together

wild that the Metropolitan Police is leaving polite replies to Tommy Robinson and sending furious letters to Zack Polanski

I see the idea of pre-election purdah period that should be relatively shenanigans-free has collapsed so thoroughly, that the police are now publicising a sternly worded ticking off to a party leader, a week before elections

Paul Mason is demanding the government proscribe triangles (the shape) if you want to know where the discourse is at now

Hard to emphasise how badly Labour have fucked it here. They’ve deliberately driven a terrifying national panic, bullshat themselves into a corner then offended and alienated everyone who might have been an ally, and now they’re handing control of the monster they made to Badenoch and Farage.

Black people and Muslims: have you generally found that there’s a rapid reaction force of warriors that assembles from nowhere to defend you, in your hour of need? And if the answer is No, then what is Nick talking about here.

sack balls

They’re calling it the most edifying week ever seen for the British political/media class

Who says Westminster has an alcohol problem!

this is the post i was quoting, if you're gonna be this credulous and thin skinned then move into PR

MPs and journalists when people say they shouldn't drink on the job

Meanwhile,

now that's a spicy meatball

arrest him, throw him in jail

If you enjoy this kind of hand-in-hand collaborative campaign stuff when the Times is doing it for Wes, then just wait until 2029 when they’re doing exactly the same thing for Robert Jenrick.

Whenever I hear an echo of myself on the phone. The shame

Britchella

whats that saying about how to a hammer everything looks like a nail

[extremely SpongeBob narrator voice] two months later

Blocked after this exchange

"many years of discussions"

Starmer Kutra

No way he's not being sabotaged

Flashback to when Stephen Bush called Starmer a "massive shagger"

'Let me be clear, erm, your body is under new management. The British people have a desire for change and have decided that I am daddy. Now, I put the question to you, have you been naughty? Do you need punishing? And shall I administer said punishment?'

He has form with this

Trouble with “he’s a decent guy who’s out of his depth” is most of Starmer’s failures are moral ones. Child benefit cap, Mandelson, the Gaza siege, the pledges. If what separates you from your stated principles is how it’ll play in the Daily Mail, it’s hard to argue you are in fact a decent person.

Unleashing unquantifiable levels of cope on main is perhaps easier for a centrist bloke than admitting to having been hilariously hoodwinked by the most obvious fraud in British politics

They call him Stig Abell because he is a bell end

A detail everyone is ignoring or forgetting. Peter Mandelson masterminded Keir Starmer's reshuffle days before the scandal broke. That is, while he was the US Ambassador. This seems like quite an important detail!

Flashback to when Martina Navratilova defended Enoch Powell in the context of some young fascist reciting his talking points to Owen Jones

Shabana Mahmood has been accused of showing a 'sickening indifference' to human life after she joked about tasering and deporting her political rivals