at a point in my life where I'm looking up new kinds of cookie by reading through the cookie clicker upgrade list

🚀 Coming in the next version of tsdown: built-in Node.js SEA (Single Executable Applications) support! Now you can bundle your JS apps into a standalone executable with a single command: tsdown --exe

Hey all, looking for work. I'm a senior developer in Toronto with experience in Golang and Identity/Security. if someone knows of an org providing remote work, please let me know. Thanks!

Good night. "A Lady Performing a Ritual at Night with a Full Moon", ca.1850s, Opaque watercolor and gold on wasli, 7" x 5", Deccan school

This is the shirt you wear when you love Microsoft’s Disk Operating System, or if you speak Spanish and have two partners

great Scott, he speaks the truth! ( ˶°ㅁ°)

congratulations Ed, you successfully nerdsniped me into trying to benchmark this question! how well does Claude actually do on various languages? vivsha.ws/blog/stress-... (benchmark code & raw results on GitHub: github.com/vivshaw/llml...)

This is the funniest joke idea I've ever had

BBC Model Linear B

Happiest “alligators are fish” season to you and yours!

typo of the day: `git stash poop` 💩

this game is *so cool*: krzyhau.itch.io/maligna-kodera

azone bodies are too expensive. bionicle licca is the future. #dollsky #licca-chan

Reporter: Do aliens exist? Obama: *chuckles* Technically no, a time ghoul is from Earth. Just not today’s Earth

pray to every saint for me, one of my posts is taking off (இ﹏இ`｡)

The wonderful thing about Tyggers Is Tyggers are burning bright Their tops are made out of rubber In the forest of the night What bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy, Immortal hand or eye Did frame the most wonderful thing about Tyggers, Their fearful symmetry!

don't let haskell of the real world distract you from platonic haskell in the realm of forms

Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking around a microscopic volvox algae colony. 🫧🐻🧪

launched v4 of my personal site. enjoy this 2500 word navel-gaze about what changed and why: vivsha.ws/blog/whats-n...

where am i... i'm shipwrecked out here... help

quick, someone help, we've got a vegetable situation

anyone want to come over? we can stand across from each other and do this

i know i've been pretty quiet but here's the result of my January: a totally handmade, fully-functional marionette created for a local winter-themed puppet show. she's called the Winter Maw & she'll eat you alive, just like real winter

Topo Chico is amazing, it tastes like licking a sharp rock

i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll xikipedia.org

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

aaaaand it's Avicenna in with the steel chair: the agents have discovered the incontrovertible glory of the Islamic sciences!

five jobs I've had: - tree planter - DVD & music section proprietor at chain bookstore - [REDACTED] (a temp under the most pointless, yet strictest, NDA I've *ever* seen) - specialty mover, for libraries only - engineering manager

rotating my PGP key because i am a big dum dum: 1AD2C043CC62805FD666FE9B86A802CADB0AF8CD if you are sus, verify against keybase.io/vivshaw and github.com/vivshaw

what part of the religion about love of the unworthy transcending even death did you not understand

hate it when someone comes along and just unchains my Markov

I am sorry 'The Last Supper' fans, 22 hours from now, I will take 'The Last Supper' down. I cannot take this anymore.

you can tell this is a fallen world because Unicode contains ␖ but no 'virtue', and ␚ but no 'dom'

Nixos (pronounced "Ni'shows", like it's French) would be a beautiful name

Thanks for the helpful auto-complete, Gmail.

chickens are a gachapon but for breakfast

normal dog, switzerland, 15th century

thread of *free names* (!) that you, yes you, may use for your bsky handle and/or human child - Femcel Marceau - Emacsolet - Jorge Luis Boring

Today I wore the cloud above my head in a subtly different way and became the rain

doll i have some good news for you i think github.com/vivshaw/let-...

have you ever discovered you type with a Markdown accent? i _certainly_ have

hold me to it, chat

this might be the best mascot ever conceived, full stop. let's all love the Wikipede

this is my favorite of the pharma promo mice i have come across online so far (a quarter of my pinterest is this stuff)

i'm boycotting the nfl until they let the chiefs back into the playoffs. i mean obviously i'll watch the games and talk about them and everything, but i will not purchase any of the teams