We have a deal. theonion.com/at-long-last...

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

BLOCKED

🚨BREAKING: Federal Court DISMISSES DOJ lawsuit to obtain Massachusetts' unredacted voter file. A victory for our clients the New England NAACP and the MA Alliance for Retired Americans and the Commonwealth. My firm is now 4-0 in these cases against DOJ. www.democracydocket.com/cases/massac...

Swollen RFK Jr. Warns Americans Not Eating Enough Bees https://theonion.com/swollen-rfk-jr-warns-americans-not-eating-enough-bees/

my top 3 of 2026 so far

If wrestling isn't real, then explain this.

Happy TDOV to all my trans sibs. Keep on trucking. Keep on holding each other up.

[at space coven] Andy Weir: beep boop submitted for the approval of the space coven, i call this the story of the martian Weir: it is a story about the cold triumph of science, with no distracting theme or motif Weir: only science Weir: beep boop

this little boy passing by the carvel was wailing MOMMYYYYY I WANT ICE CREEEEEAM so i decided to saunter on in there in front of him and get myself a sundae. sucks to suck bitch lmao

We do not agree on this movie! Full review coming Friday at Breakfast All Day. @bfastallday.bsky.social @aduralde.bsky.social

THEY WILL KILL YOU is a "nonstop, blood-soaked adrenaline rush." Read @hauntedmeg.bsky.social's review: bloody-disgusting.com/reviews/3941...

They Will Kill You is another winner from director Kirill Sokolov that shows Zazie Beetz has all the chops to be an action star in her own right. Our review: https://t.co/NrsAvfxO1C

no and fuck you for asking

nobody does more brutal fashion reviews than the irish

Autumn Durald Arkapaw wins Best Cinematography for Sinners #Oscars

It’s pretty fucking rad that PTA and Ryan Coogler both won their first Oscars within five minutes of each other. Long overdue for both. Let’s go.

Emerald Fennell adapting Wuthering Heights

STOP THE COUNT!

Bad Bunny, Kendrick Lamar, and Beyonce are three of the most globally popular artists rn. We are so lucky they are so smart and work so hard to use their art to teach cultural history lessons through music, dance, and visually magnificent sets when they could just stand there in jorts and lip sync.

hi my name is @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social and believe it or not I’m only the second biggest fucking idiot on capitol hill

damn that baby looks cool as hell

wtf they’re acting like nothing happened

It's that time of year

Find a No Kings protest Saturday and go! Don't worry that you've never been to a protest before. Don't worry about being dressed wrong or looking out of place. Don't worry that you don't agree about everything -- or even about much -- with lots of people at the protest. /1

R.I.P. ICON D’Angelo 🙏🏾🕊️

Tyler Robinson Was Practicing Web Browsing Exactly Right, By Ezra Klein

Bombshell ‘Wall Street Journal’ Investigation Finds Tyler Robinson Once Had Trans Uber Driver

I have died and am dead

blackpill/groyper distinctions and mo’s youtu.be/Wcw02sEslog?...

reading the murder as an alt-right shitpost

groypers, operators, and femboys

"Sir, this is a [HOWLING OF MILLIONS OF DEMONS OF HELL]."

Lord Jesus, now Cardi is on the train selling her album like the hustle man 😂😂 I can NOT!!!

All I saw was cheesecake boat and ocean for at least 5 minutes

i hope they never catch him but if they do i hope his name is mario

George Floyd was a father too and Charlie Kirk called him a “scumbag.”

I am hearing that on his deathbed Charlie Kirk received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahāda. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but God, and Mohammed is his prophet!

1. New Hope 2. Empire Strikes Back 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13.

sorry, what?

You WILLL NOT guess what this is about. But I encourage you to try before clicking through for the answer. www.reddit.com/r/AskNYC/s/X...

see, we needed more love island posts on bsky this whole time

smoking is bad for you but you can’t look at me with a straight face and tell me this doesn’t look sick as fuck

Today in Boston. Over a million people turned out. Even the drone couldn't get it all. #NoKingsDay #BostonStrong #ICEProtest

Beakers whirred with amazing concoctions, children laughed and played, the sense of magic and wonder was in the air as Willy’s Chocolate Experience thrilled Glasgow

No kings in Kansas City! Awesome! Let’s go! #nokings #kansascity