Throwback to when a TV station in Iceland accidentally aired an episode of Teletubbies with subtitles from the Sopranos 👌🏼

I logged onto a teacher's Zoom meeting and briefly laughed as I saw someone's name was 'Magic Bellend' until I realised that the last time I'd used Zoom was in lockdown with some drunken mates and that 'Magic Bellend' was in fact me.

If you’d told me on January 7th 2021 that everyone in this picture would be pardoned and be paid $1 million each for reparations, I’d have said you were insane. It turns out that it’s American voters that are insane.

Did the FA do anything like this for the England squad ?! #lufc

Another temper tantrum from a spoilt 4-year-old who’s been told “no”…

One for the rocket fans out there

Asparagus #totp youtu.be/ozB9fD48pFk?...

Broken Britain faces its most terrifying crisis yet, as things under Keir Starmer’s Stalinist Government are beginning to go slightly right. From the new Private Eye, out now.

HOVIS OR WARBURTON? YOU FUCKING BELLEND.

Pete Hegseth Shaking With Rage After Imagining Plus-Sized Astronaut https://theonion.com/pete-hegseth-shaking-with-rage-after-imagining-plus-sized-astronaut/

Nostradamus has got nothing on me … #lufc

There are days when I miss being an editor. I loved writing headlines. Whoever did this, I hope they took the rest of the day off.

J'Acuzzi

@mrjamesob.bsky.social is very well read. I wonder has he seen this new title?

Anne Applebaum @anneapplebaum.bsky.social From the annual Speech for Europe in Vienna, organized by the Institute for Human Sciences, ERSTE Foundation, the Vienna Festival, and the Jewish Museum Vienna.

Absolute daylight robbery - they should have had a least a couple , but there were plenty of mitigating circumstance’s (injuries etc.) . And what goes around comes around - we should never have lost to Newcastle or Fulham, or Sunderland - and were short of luck in several of those away 1-1s #lufc

Players on who should have started after Spurs match #lufc

I was brought up in Belfast during The Troubles, I was in Sarajevo during the siege, I work with colleagues in Israel, Palestine, Lebanon, Russia & Ukraine and I’ve spent time with displaced people on the Russian/Georgian border. I know what happens when populists are enabled to spread hatred 👇

Apologies to the UK entry. I was completely wrong…I thought it would get nil point #Eurovision

Sweden, Cyprus or Australia? #Eurovision

Austria obviously desperate not to have to host it again next year #eurovision

Didn’t realise the Eurovision was going to be co-presented by Swiss Tony #eurovision

Spotted elsewhere in this cropped state, so unable to credit, but raised a chuckle.

Nonsense . Why anyone would be offended by the opinions of à bunch of authors - half of whom are female - is beyond me. In our house it set off usual debate such lists do: ridiculous omission, never in the top ten etc Like all lists it was a bit of fun , too subjective to get wound up about

This is a sort of mini novella and I can’t decide which bit I like best! #lufc

Next time we moan about 49ers ownership… #lufc

I’m skeptical.

Wes Streeting, Angela Raynor, and Andy Burham prepare for Labour leadership fight.

A fellow Labour Party member once described Wes Streeting to me as Zippy from Rainbow if he'd been radicalized by Mumsnet. which is a very specific set of references but also disturbingly accurate.

"You boy - are the media still pretending it's OK that someone who wants to be Prime Minister covered up a £5 million gift?"

"I'm becoming a Reform councillor... For an hour."

Utterly brilliant as usual #lufc

Some cold light of day thoughts: poor match but both teams lacking key players, them nervy, us just not quite on it with only pride/prize money to play for; showed again DCL upfront alone does not work; Gnonto should have started ahead of James; Ampadu immense; Brighton will be really tough! #lufc

William Shenstone said this in the 1700s. Fits our times rather well.

Things are looking bright for Deform! Also one candidate, Joshua Kim, is a South Korean national, doesn't hold a British passport and allegedly, his visa to remain in the UK is due to run out and he's applied to stay permanently. Carry on like this and they’ll have no Councillors left 😹

Spent my life working for the Council and with local members. Some were better than others but I’d never doubt their commitment. No chance of fitting a regular career around it. Some of these elected pub bores will find out quickly the hard way

Signed.

"I was once given £5 million by a crypto billionaire and claimed it was a non-political personal gift and that he wanted nothing in return"

Gosh , the Arse vs Mince tie is tedious Decided to watch Dunfermline vs Arbroath instead

Make #FarageCamps trend on every available platform. Nobody wants their name associated with evil crap like that

Happy Star Wars Day ! #maythefourthbewithyou