I deliberately did a news blackout as I couldn't face the endless budget attacks (mostly by those who caused the mess) and most of it had been leaked anyway but am now just reading this morning about that fire in Hong Kong. That is just awful

Its amazing how all these journalists saying we shouldnt take what Farage said in his school days seriously had a real bone of contention when it came to Ed Miliband and his marxist school views #twoface

If you dont believe there is a press campaign to protect Farage then just look at Pippa Crear's Farage allegations (that the PM has also called out) and not one single other news outlet is running with the story bar the Guardian

Reflecting back on last nights game you have to say we really benefited from Schmeichel having an utterly awful night in goals for Denmark. His positioning for the corner for Shankland's goal was baffing and why was he so far off his line for Tierney's goal. Not complaining mind

We will never win a world cup...we know that. But that tonight was the equivelent feeling to winning one. What a night after 27 years of glorius failure. And after it all it was totally worth it. Roll on the summer and god help us if we get the opening game and Trump attends

Brilliant

Gannon-Doak coming back to Celebrate

lot of Scotland fans furiously deleting tweets so they can get into America next year

Utterly shocking penalty decision there. So you now get a penalty for being brought down around the box

HOLY SHIT!!!!!

Sky Bet moving its operations offshore to avoid £55m in uk tax Heres an idea...charge them.£75m a year for a uk licence.

Conditions at Hampden tonight look like they could be quite difficult...hopefully this throughs Denmark's game plan off quite a bit

im not saying the two are connected but Scotland looked pretty comfottable until that awful sax band started in the 2nd half

Call it blind confidence or wild optimism but I have a feeling we are going to do it tomorrow night at Hampden. In Greece at points we were utterly dreadful yet at others we were world beaters. Omens are with us with Norway qualifying for first time since 98 and Ireland in Hungary last night

I suspect the word "Redacted" is about to be trending worldwide in a few hours

Star Trek ruined by Oscar (no 71) - "Dad - In Generations when Picard is in the Nexus and Guinan tells him time has no meaning and he go anywhere/anytime. Why doesnt he go back 3 weeks and just have Soran arrested and then phone his brother to warn him about the fire that kills him and his son" FFS

Scotland remembered at times they are really good when they play without fear. We have a shoot out with the Danes at Hampden on Wednesday. Could it be???

If Scotland play the way they played last 5 mins they have more than a chance

Did someone tell Scotland it was a half 8 kick off

This is by far the worst team performance i have seen this season...and I support Aberdeen!!!

i suspect theres been more than a few raised voices in the white house this afternoon

Why wait until 90 mins to make a triple change???

800+ flights cancelled today because Elon took a chainsaw to the federal government and Trump won’t pay the remaining airport personnel. Elon’s on his way to becoming a trillionaire. Trump’s net worth has more than doubled inside a year. Glad everything worked out for them. How about you?

Someone is letting off fireworks at 10am Did Rangers win?

It was foolish of Labour to have a policy of no Tax rises they would have won anyway. Tories had already tried to sabotage them with 4p NI cuts in run up to the election so this was inevitable. How she does it now is key. Taxing the poor would be a disaster given last years winter fuel cock up

Chermiti is so bad someone needs to file a Suspicious Activity Report

Andrew Mountbatten had his mum pay £12m of taxpayers money for something he said didnt happen. Made to give up a free castle with staff and a title he inheritted while beinf given a smaller castle with staff for free Yet somehow we are told this is a punishment

Literally the first sign of a domestic challenge (something he kept saying Celtic lacked) and Brendan shits the bed. O'neill is a very interesting call for a replacement - did not see that coming

Celtic are in a shocking state and i expect Rodgers days are now numbered. Hearts have a long way to go but should be delighted with start but also much like Aberdeen have they peaked to early

oh yeah the clocks changed

Watched spinal tap 2 last night - is it going be legendary like the first one...no. Is it a good way to spend 90 minutes on a Satuday night - absolutely.

Twitter proper trolling the new Rangers manager today

Looks like it Danny Rohl then. I suspect he will get a bit more grace and time than Martin but think the whole Muscat/Gerrard debacle already puts him on the backfoot In my view McInnes should have been the only one considered and ultimately I suspect will be Rohl's replacement next year

Lazetic is a real find...what a goal and hes been showing that in every game

Trump pardoning Santos is a hard one to take. This prick pled guilty to stealing money via credit card fraud from the elderly and particuarly the cognitive impaired. Trump just wished him a great life

Something significant has happened with Steven Gerrard to Rangers move and that deal could be back on Bet365 certainly think so as he's now the favourite again

Best and Worst result last night in Copenhagen Best in that we are in the playoffs which was the minimum target Worse as it removes a lot of motivation for the next 2 games Something is seriously not gelling for Scotland - couldnt string more than a few passes together and too much reliance on Doak

Was feeling pretty bad about that until i then saw the Faroe Island v Czech score World cup finalists 7 years ago

That was absolutely dreadful 6 very endeserved points But hey suppose thats the sign of a successful side Sometimes you just get the job done and we have

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1663

Not surprised at all to hear Gerrard has turned down Rangers Nothing has changed since the summer - if anything fan issues and backroom unrest has made it worse Wouldnt shock me now if McInnes turned it down but i suspect its his time now and he will be the one bring them back to a force again

So whats the odds now on Trump invading Venezuala on a tantrum cause he didnt get his award

One of my ex colleagues who is greek has sent me a few angry texts last night repeatedly using the word "Ugly Win" I reminded him of the following about Greece's 2004 Euro Victory - 7 goals the entire tournament - Average possession rate of 40% When it comes to winning ugly Greece wrote the book

What a result that was last night It wasn't pretty but I was always taught that winning ugly doesn't matter as long as you win. However Scotland cannot play that poorly again 3 points against Belarus on Sunday and a draw in Copenhagen would set this group up very nicely for us The dream is alive

If you ask why this country is broken just watch LLL on C4 A first time buying couple search for a 2 bedroom flat with a £500k budget. They have a £45k deposit so need a mortgage of £430k They say there mortgage costs of roughly £2100pm will be less than there current rent That's fucked up

Pretty clear the Rangers job is coming down to Gerrard vs McInnes. Fans want Gerrard but he turned them down in the summer so whats changed Hearts asking £500k for McInnes which is a bargain for what Rangers would get back from him They should move mountains for McInnes so likely to be Gerrard

This is absolutely massive and hopefully the first steps in stopping this horrific illness

Watched this weeks 24 Hours in Police Custody about the Luton lad who planned the school shooting Utterly Chilling and So worrying. From what he could access on the internet as a child to how easily he got a gun. Easy to say its isolated incident but huge issues remain that we seem to ignore

And that ladies and gentlemen will be Kemi Baddenoch's Tory party legacy Beyond amateur stuff

A big performance yesterday that Aberdeen really needed. 4-0 but could have been 6 or 7 Really feel like new formation is working and team growing in confidence. And my goodness how good does Karlsson look Nice to go into the break with a comprehensive win