Seriously what is up with Steve Clarke and Lennon Miller - clearly a story there

Thought the 2nd Half Scotland looked really slick and sharp. Yes its easy against 10 men but dont let that take away from a really good team display once the nerves subsided. Shankland is very quickly growing into a out starting striker and liked his link up with Dykes and Curtis.

Really liked Curacao as a team - play with flair and very quick on the break. Scotland did well to turn that around and one team I suspect I will be rooting for at the World Cup

What a heartwarming story for Lawrence Shankland, scoring two goals having recently recovered from being violently assaulted 👏🏻 👏🏻

Rangers Lawrence Shanlland having a great game

Fathers Ted and Dougal have withdrawn and will not perform "my lovely horse" at the Great American State Fair

Logged into Facebook and it put a suggested video up of Jane McDonald singing APT Donald Trump has went too far now

Who knew she was actually talking to her husband here

Keep reading more about the Reform candidate and things he has said and done. Just think - this is the best candidate they have. What exactly are we going to see when the GE comes along and they have to find 600 candidates

Alexander Briedl looks a decent signing. Dont be put off by some of the Euro dross we have signed in last few years. He seems a solid and consistent player with a lot of playing time in the Bundesliga. Doesn't scream project player Liking the Robinson is doing his business early

Very happy with first 2 signings of the season. Two really good talents. Like us building a tough line of strong local players who know our league. Good start

Labour/Greens should start a marketing campaign that simply calls out the economic catastrophes link to Cost of Living caused by Brexit and in each case have in big words at the bottom "Nigel Farage was paid £5m for doing this"

Nothing says ambition like selling your captain to your biggest rival

So turns out the latest Reform MP Candidate is a huge fan of Carol Vorderman

Supermarkets were asked to freeze prices to help consumers They refused Tesco made £3bn last year Sainsbury made £1bn last year M&S made £960m last year Most were between £400-£800m profit Do not believe them when they say they put the customer first

Fairly happy with Scotland selection but again am baffled by Clarke's refusal to recall McBurnie He has 18 goals for Hull has been on fire. Dykes is barely getting a game with 3 goals and Hirst isn't exactly firing either Hope it doesn't backfire but has a Steven Fletcher feel to it all

Farage has worked closely with Trump for years He has taken his advice on how to heavily monetise politics Hence the massive personal donations Hence the smoke and dagger finances. Trump has made £4bn since becoming President Thats what Farage wants - Money You have been warned

FT Exclusive: Nigel Farage’s claim that he paid for a £1.4mn house with his fee from a reality TV show has been challenged by corporate accounts that appear to show that the income remained on his company’s balance sheet after the property purchase. ft.trib.al/dtJOxC3

Derek Mcinnes can name his price to Cavanagh right now - might not have won but he must surely be most sought after manager in country right now

Hate to say it that if a team outside of Glasgow can't win the league when the old firm are as awful as they have been this season then i dont think its ever going to happen

Abandon the match and replay it in an empty stadium

Thats utterly heartbreaking Absolutely gutted for hearts

Fucking utter smugness of the commentators is unbearable Stop talking about Hearts bottling it in previous years

There must be about 15 mins of injury time given the stoppages

CMON HEARTS YOU CAN DO IT

Clearly a penalty but Hearts keeper should be saving that Huge moment right at the end of the first half Hearts very comfortable for 45 mins and still champions right now

So Farage lied again saying his TV fee paid for the house. Hes playing full blown Trump just now by just making stuff up knowing his supporters wont question it due to blind loyalty

What a season its been Fact is one team has been better than the rest despite all the talk of bubbles bursting/old firm resurgences Hearts deserve to be champions today And i hope for all of Scottish football they cause one more shock today

Wait so Farage is now essentially saying the gift was a Bonus for all the years he campaigned to bring about Brexit Day by Day his excuses are getting worse and more dodgy Perhaps if Labour wasnt causing such a distraction then this would all have an impact

Wes Streeting - the answer to the questions "Who would be even more unpopular than Keir Starmer as Prime Minister?"

Danny Rohl took Rangers from the bottom of the league to challenging for the title in 7 months Yes the team have crumbled since the split but thats largely not his team Yet now Rangers fans want him replaced (likely wanting Gerard back again) You have to give him more than 7 months to do a job

Angela Rayner was dragged through every front page for weeks... HMRC's verdict: NOT deliberate. NOT even careless. Farage pockets £5 million and chooses not to declare it So where's the wall-to-wall coverage? Tell me this isn't a rigged game.

im sorry but that VAR call is a disgrace. Ref bottled it Cmon Hearts - do it for Scottish football this Saturday

The parliamentary enquiry into Farage's £5m gift could have a bigger impact for him. If they determine its not a gift then its suddenly liable for Tax and Nigel will be billed for £2m of that and potentially face a tax fraud conviction for not declaring it

So Ben Habib is now claiming Johnson and Farage both took £1m in 2019 for Brexit Party to stand aside for Boris and win the election - essentially rigging it This is a very serious allegation that must be followed up not just by parliament but by the police

That Craig Halkett news is awful - really good player at his peak out for likely nearly a year - he was pushing for a world cup spot

The press who drove Brexit, Borismania, Farages rise, and 5 prime ministerial changes in 6 years will get another today. They will blame immigrants, the poor, the sick and the EU while they sharpen the claws for Burnham Its not difficult to see why the country is fucked

Title Race very much on with that Celtic win and Maeda's goal was utter beauty Pressure on both teams huge right now. Going to be an epic week of football.

In other news i saw the brilliant Super Furry Animals at the Barras last nighy The Man dont give a fuck never sounded better or more appropriate right now

Google Farage 5m donation and The Sun or daily mail and tell me how many articles you find Press want Farage as PM as he sells papers not because its whats best for the country

Catherine West launches leadership bid to be next PM

If as Farage says the £5m was used for his security then this security could only be used in personal matters and not for his time and work as Reform leader. If it is then its a benefit and must be declared

Farage is now claiming his computer was hacked and that was how the £5m brib...sorry donation was discovered. I would have thought a high quality security team would have spotted and stopped something like that

Everyday feels more like Whoops Apocalypse was a documentary all along

Wow - good to know that over 6000 utter c&*ts live in my local areas

Is... Is she a member of Starfleet?

Interesting analysis for those of us interested in hope and aware of the big graph that shows Reform peaked in October last year and is sliding inexorably down.

Important data point here: “A sharp fall in Labour's performance is accompanied more often by an above average Green performance than it is by a strong Reform performance”. The Greens have already hurt Labour even before any direct gains.

However you dice it, it’s been a great night for Thai-based cryptocurrency billionaires & Vladimir Putin - who, incredibly, is currently getting more good news from the UK than Ukraine.

When you vote for money grabbing self serving c@#ts like Cameron, Johnson, Truss and Farage then you have NO RIGHT to ask why this country has gone to shit