Elon leaving the government

He should RTO and make sure to send the shareholders a list of five things he’s accomplished every week

“Donald Trump has repeatedly said he could settle the war between Russia and Ukraine in one day if he’s elected president again.” apnews.com/article/trum...

Mesquite smoke means the conclave is having baby back ribs

Basket of Fruit https://www.wikiart.org/en/caravaggio/basket-of-fruit-1596-1

Happy #Easter

Personally, I think it should be front page news for at least a month if a sitting US President is using falsified evidence to try and deny due process to a man who has committed no crime, but that’s just me

Turns out you can shape the agenda with dramatic action and maybe even shift public opinion. Crazy.

The “don’t worry he can’t do that” to “don’t worry he’ll never do that” to “nobody thought he would do that” to “don’t worry here’s why doing that is no big deal” pipeline.

We tried mass tariffs in 1828, and it crashed the economy. We tried again in 1930, and it crashed the economy. Third time’s the charm, I guess.

Watching a cowardly putz like the VP lecturing a legitimate hero like Zelensky about the circumstances of the invasion and destruction of his homeland is equal parts infuriating and embarrassing.

Dear manager: This week I 1. Did a jump to the left 2. And then a step to the ri-I-I-ight 3. Put my hands on my hips 4. Brought my knees in tight 5. Did some pelvic thrusts 6. That really drive you insay-yay-yay-ane Basically, I did the time warp again.

Hey, when random guys with no badges and no authority try to grab a protester and drag her away, that's when you put down the phone, get out of your seat, and fucking help her.

Dear manager, this week I • Crush my enemy • See him driven before me • Hear the lamentations of the women • Staple my TPS reports properly

Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

I went to my Congressman's local office today. First off, they were surprised that I was there. They said they had been getting phone calls, but I was the first walk-in. That said, the phones were not ringing off the hook. If the DC phone lines are busy, try calling the local office.

I see what you did there, Dan Jones.

This is a great idea. Do you know anyone in Congress you can talk to?

I heard my people cry and lo! I have come.

This summer's State Fair crop art is going to be WILD

Hey look it's the kind of nightmare scenario that makes me break out in a cold sweat

know what's really good? these squat little stone subway buildings

Alberto Giacometti and Mark Rothko at the Fondation Beyeler Museum, Basel

One of the purest forms of human connection is when everyone sitting at an airport gate hates the same guy

Oof. Tough but true.

The constitution quite clearly gives Congress the power of the purse, a power the Executive branch is pretending it now has. Or did you not pay attention at all in school?

so you’re saying I should pick up all the mezcal and avocados I’m ever going to want to consume for the rest of my life before tomorrow

WELCOME TO BLACK HISTORY MONTH

ohh now I get why "may you live in interesting times" is a curse

Trump is attacking the FBI and his supporters use the rationale that it’s necessary because people no longer trust the FBI - conveniently ignoring that people don’t trust the FBI because Trump and his ppl have spent years attacking it

If it were legal to fire you, they wouldn't put so much effort into getting you to resign voluntarily.

If you wanted no leaks you should have gone into Settings -> Security -> Configure privacy & security -> Privacy options -> Other -> Configure -> Media interface and clicked “Disallow.” The Leak setting is on by default but we understand your privacy is important so we’ve made it easy to opt out

Every Chicago neighborhood should have an arch

“Minneopa Falls, Minnesota” by Robert S. Duncanson (1862), seen at the Cincinnati Art Museum in July 2022. Duncanson was a Black artist from Cincinnati who traveled to Minnesota during the Civil War.

Good morning, friends!

Okay, this is really important: It’s not shoe-in. It’s shoo-in.

Girl in Fulton Street, New York Walker Evans, 1929 collections.artsmia.org/art/2201/gir...

Dispatch from our beautiful ocean Whale watchers off Monterey, California encountered an incredible super pod of Risso's dolphins Mix of adult and young, breaching and riding bow waves “They were just having a great time" says marine biologist Colleen Talty 🐬🦑 www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

This is my favorite picture of Stonewall. They knew they were getting arrested just for being LGBTQ+. Yet... they're still here, standing outside of the boarded up Stonewall Inn, smiling as the world was at a fever pitch of hatred against them. I think about it a lot in moments like this.

Happy Year Of Snake to all who snake 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

39 years ago today.

I went to the Providence Public Library yesterday and saw a stack of these cards at the welcome desk. Sharing because: (1) this info is relevant and important, and (2) I love that PPL isn’t afraid to make these available, when so many institutions are eager to comply with what’s happening.

I will be continuing to call it the Gulf of Mexico because I don't cater to the whims of a ridiculous felon www.reuters.com/world/us/goo...

running the federal govt the same way I figure out which breaker powers the garage

Happy 5th "Large boulder the size of a small boulder" anniversary! #Geology ⚒️

I love this so much #severance