weekend :)

I love taking my friends to restaurants I think they'll like & then seeing them make those restaurants part of their regular rotation 🥰

I really enjoy EB White's take on New York and New Yorkers.

rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead to their conservative families but running a lovely antique shop in vermont

everyone on this subway platform is watching the Knicks

50% stalwart companion, 50% little lady 🎀💝

i'm going to start a rumor that Weird Fishes/Arpeggi was inspired by Thom Yorke rolling face on the shore of Lake Baikal

check this shit out

nice little night

i am trying a new curly hair thing this morning and i feel very vulnerable and tentative

i would be such a menace if I knew how to sew or upholster things

there are two wolves inside of you and one of them is Matilda by Harry Styles and the other one is Matilda by Harry Belafonte

I will never use ai in my writhing process

today marks a historic day: I have finally finished the can of hairspray I pulled out of the xovain beauty closet in 2016. she outlasted xojane, three presidential administrations, five jobs, one global pandemic, three romantic partners, and is older than my niece and nephew. tyfys, queen 🫡

i'm starting my own wrestling promotion and the first thing the writers' room is going to be doing is adapting King Lear.

A thing you might be interested in if you don’t follow professional wrestling is that there’s a professional wrestler doing a gimmick of being Gollum and people are into it

playing the hits

my health insurance at my last job was absolutely terrible and cost $650/mo and my new job has good options and is fully covering the premiums :) :) :) hell yeah

and now we beach ⛱️

POV: you have accepted an offer of gainful employment

the inside of my skull is just "grazing in the grass" on repeat at increasingly louder volume

$12 bodega peony bouquet is putting in the work 💐

still thinking about Queen of Hearts wrestling in a latex bustier & bustle

my niece and nephew learned how to dig for sand crabs 😭 little beach babies

hell yeah ⛱️🐚🪸🧜‍♀️

i would like to thank late-September Caitlin for laundering all my beach stuff, packing it up in my beach bag with cheap sunglasses, a baseball cap, and a new bottle of sunscreen, and hanging it all in the back of my closet next to my sunshade.

being a fox party at the mossy wood at 10 dont be late

i will go to any sukeban wrestling show in NYC from now until the day i die

You may have read about the woman who gave birth in a Brooklyn courtroom Friday night while waiting to be arraigned. I spoke to an attorney who saw the whole thing, and says it was much worse than has previously been reported, a scene of "complete violence." hellgatenyc.com/birth-in-bro...

Grogu chewed into a bag of M+Ms and the vet had to pump his stomach again

it got even cuter

NYC trend report: 🙅‍♀️ disgusting stinky bradford pear trees are OUT 🙂‍↕️ beautiful sweet-smelling linden trees are IN

really cute morning 🚡🍦

trying to get from crown heights to jamaica this morning 🙏🕯️ Jane Jacobs protect me

I don't want to brag but I cooked the eggs for these breakfast tacos in a stainless steel pan and they didn't even stick a little

Reminder: if things are awful, socially & politically, in your country, you are legally entitled to: stone steps plunging into a canal & a gondola & gondolier to whisk you away or a tor overlooking a range of foggy mountains or a garden pavilion with a discarded music box that plays Für Elise.

good morning, let's listen to lucinda gd williams

that's a princess is what that is 🏰

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chagrined! at italo disco night

i think we should bring back "mystic" as an occupation

ELMER FUDD: ahhhhhwwwaa..... da spice mewange.... found oenwe on da desert pwanet of awwakis

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nice little walk home 🌱

i hope every writer who has ever published a "TK hikes accessible by public transit" article is having a great day

Sasquatch Diaries March 5th sasquatchdiaries.neocities.org

I want to reassure everyone that abortion providers have been ready to switch to misoprostol-only abortion for a long time now, and clinics can still provide mifepristone in person. You can still access abortion and there are people who will help.

POV: you are having a wonderful day in staten island

Misoprostol is also effective on its own, and providers have been preparing a backup plan since 2023 when a previous suit threatened mife