In case you happen to need a reason to want to be alive today, 711 in Tokyo is now taking reservations to provide a special New Year’s holiday meal for your dog.

possibly no better way to kill time than watching people play pickup basketball

Nudibranchs as pictured by a Japanese illustrator named Kumataro Ito, artist for the USS Albatross’ Philippine Expedition, 1907–10. More of his stunning images here: publicdomainreview.org/collection/k...

90% of those Friend AI ads I've seen have been defaced. Good job, keep it up.

cute little weekend

my city is so scary that my neighbor texted me this morning because she saw i had crutches outside my door and asked if i needed anything

"Bystanders and passersby started following the officers, chanting: 'ICE, go home!' The agents stopped at the intersection with Oak Street. Several got in vans that drove away. For another 15 minutes, the crowd of protesters around them grew bigger, yelling 'shame,'" reports @chicagotribune.com

she is so over my shit & my cleaning playlist specifically

damn my house is cute

Bye-bye Mayor Cop, a piece of shit loser who sacrificed your neighbors to ICE so he could spare himself the prison term he deserves. He leaves behind a legacy of closed libraries, escalating unaffordability, off-the-charts police corruption. An oleaginous creep only liberal pundits could respect.

Beleaguered babes in YOUR AREA need to lie down immediately

hell yeah guy in the park practicing fly fishing, a river runs through YOU

Dorian Gray finds his Bored Ape 404s and falls dead on the spot

remember negroni week? remember cmj? remember northside fest? remember fashion's night out?

you want to see an incandescently happy man? watch him pull a holographic charizard out of a blind pack(?) a friend bought him on a whim for his 32nd birthday

this is how nice people email on a friday at 4pm

I think I can get back to working out this weekend :) it's been WEEKS :) I am vibrating :) and also concerned about losing muscle mass :)

the post office is a public service. it doesn’t need to make money. public transit doesn’t need to make money. the library doesn’t need to make money. some things exist for the public good and we desperately need lawmakers to stop thinking about them in terms of capitalism. these are not businesses.

Friday Treat™ came early 🐻🥨

NOW: ICE is currently operating in Brooklyn, bushwick. An individual was taken after a few agents raided a building. One displaying a long firearm. An agent participating in the raid stopped in front of the NYPD 83rd precinct, 480 knickerbocker avenue.

someday I'll shut up about the unicorn tapestries but have you considered: -bunny butt -chill frog

If you are on the ground at a protest and not sure if a journalist is safe to talk to, check out our hostile journalist lookbook! Sometimes it takes a minute to load, apologies for any pokeyness.

Best thing ever from the V&A stores today: on the front of Margret Mason’s 1660 sampler are clothed “boxer” figures (little men holding gifts, acorns here). Turn the sampler over and the men look much the same but are completely naked!

You could say I'm an accelerationist* *let's speed this up and get the men in crop tops

it is fucking crazy that my building is going bankrupt & somehow i'm still paying rent while they don't pay their utilities bills. con ed is sending us all letters like "lol we don't want to shut off electricity to the common areas, so would you like the pay your landlord's $22k electric bill?"

RIP Lulu's, your free pizza with every drink & delicious spicy picklebacks kept me fed and watered in my early twenties

Hello darkness you dumb bitch

I'm going to be honest here: if the men protesting outside of my clinic found a college football team instead of Jesus, i'd have much nicer Saturday mornings.

what's worse than a guy with a giant speaker playing really loud music on the subway? that guy not shelling out for Spotify premium so we all have to listen to his fucking ads, too.

The idea of running anti-abortion Democrats is sickening to me. That means killing women! That is what that means!

Oh, the clinic protesters are fucking lit up about Charlie Kirk this morning.

New Jersey is such an important state

nobody yell at me, it's better late than never

Pallas and Centaur, 1482 #botticelli #earlyrenaissance

gas-up gatecrash girlypop

knocked it out of the park with this one, if i do say so myself

cramps so bad I'm basically folded in half over my laptop but a cinnamon roll bakery opened up two doors down so at least I have a cinnamon roll the size of a softball. thank you christopher street, I love you christopher street

i try not to judge parents because god knows i could never but three kids on three different ipads with three different youtube videos and NO HEADPHONES in a bar is crazy work

An ICE agent unholstered his gun at a protest this morning. Please don't let yourself become numb to this.

steeplechase pier entrance, atlantic city, new jersey, 1978

"what's the male equivalent of cleav–" chest hair, next!

we've done a great job getting the men to use sunscreen, but our work isn't done. next up: tret.

The wizard is snuggled into his bed, reading a novel about a love. The little cat is curled up above the covers, by his feet.

every day i get more excited to vote eric adams out of office

hi princess

Just now, 11 state and city lawmakers were arrested by DHS police on the 10th floor of 26 Federal Plaza after a hour of demanding access to the ICE lock up on the same floor. @thecity.nyc

making tteok-bokki with cheese for dinner and also prepping a really beautiful treviso & marcella bean salad for lunch tomorrow. I love being a good cook.

every once and a while i'll try whatever stupid AI assistant thing is being jammed into the business software i use to see if it's any good, and almost universally it's... this. i don't want to play who's on first with a machine!

I am not immune to back to school shopping & I have the shoppies BAD