The wizard is snuggled into his bed, reading a poem about the vastness of the sea. The little cat is curled up above the covers, by his feet.

so annoyed that i can't wear my perfect flowy pink sundress to hanami nights tomorrow because it will be forty nine measly degrees :C

we actually take WrestleMania SO seriously

woke up thinking about big biba

got this in my inbox after a 24hr tension headache and knew what I needed to do. (get a $60-for-60-minutes massage from the place I like on centre street)

I've been saying it for years: pro wrestling's growth market isn't casual sportsball fans. It's figure skating fans, gymnastics fans, people who watch soaps, folks who watched Project Runway or Drag Race, folks who get excited about the MET gala. The selling point is exhibition, not competition.

lord grant jd vance humility, but not yet

got to do one of my favorite things today (text a friend to tell them that I'm cooking a recipe they taught me)

🎣

The former headquarters of Magic Chef in St. Louis, now operating as a U-Haul, featuring a recently restored ceiling installation by Isamu Noguchi which had been, for years, concealed by a drop ceiling.

baby's first schism

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we made something nice for y’all, enjoy 🌸❤️ the magnolia locator is my fav part

when the alpaca / merino blend kicks in

hi! 🌸🌛

classpass will never be what it was in 2013 (unlimited classes for $99, mostly) but it does let me bop around to different studios based on where I want to get a pastry after

meg webster's exhibition at dia: beacon is closing next week and I think I need to make one last trip just to stand in front of her giant beeswax sculpture at like 3pm when it has been absorbing sunlight for hours and smells like the platonic ideal of a beehive.

maybe not top funniest, but as far as precision this one is still a heat-seeking missile.

started playing charles wright & the watts 103rd street rhythm band and she ran into the living room.

happy spring 🌼

you could spend seventeen hours online or you could do this

CherryWatch 2026 is officially live! 🌸🚨 The first cherry blossoms have been spotted on three cherry trees in the Cherry Cultivars Area, as well as ‘Fudan-zakura’ in the Japanese Hill-and-Pond Garden.

you don't need pinterest, you just need this video of stellan skarsgard cooking dinner to the rolling stones in a pair of levi's

You can’t be truly hot without being a little ugly.

do you think she knows she's the prettiest pastry in the case?

imagining an all night diner in a redwall world. little rat smoking while cooking on a flaptop. burned coffee in an acorn mug. the whole thing is inside a pumpkin

can't spell "sabbatical" without "abs"

feeld constellation, but for bsky so that everyone can see who actually knows each other irl and is allowed to joke Like That

The Cloisters are so horny right now.

someone put the whole Roy Orbison & Friends: A Black & White Night video on youtube and i could kiss them on the forehead

got drinks with my friend last night, where we realized we were within ten pages of each other in Orlando, a thing we did not plan or talk about. spontaneously generated book club!

🎀public transit🎀

we are HALFWAY THERE with getting all the art up 🌷✨

in honor of the new top chef season I will say that harold dieterle vaulting over the whole foods fish counter to cut his own salmon was so formative for 15 year old me that when I was canvassing for Zohran last year his name came up in miniVAN and I had to tell my partner I couldn't do it.

zohran said tiocfaidh ár lá

me when i go to my silly little workout classes

Brooklyn yellow pages went so hard

my mom is an absolutely wild estate sale scout and is currently on the hunt for some 1980s mikasa garden club dinner sets for me, but I think after that it's time for some 1970s Italian toleware chandeliers because I'm a big girl who deserves more than boob lights

good job on the brooches, every man at the Oscars

who is the best band to move a lot of heavy furniture to and why is it Fanny

much ado about nothing (1993)

big day for a little cat

2am - going back for more moonbeam

winners!

time for my yearly sisyphean task: trying to find oh ryan's irish potatoes without getting on a bus to philly

my aunt put NINE pillows on the guest bed (and yes, there are mixed animal prints, because new jersey)

Look at all of us. Ungartered, uncorseted, mad with freedom.