A Kimono decorated with skeletons, from Japan, 1840-1860 CE, now housed at the Victoria and Albert Museum in London

so the tiktok famous 🧚‍♀️aesthetic🎀 grocery store that just opened in soho is charging $33/lb for cooked salmon that they're leaving out at room temperature for hours? truly what are we doing here

i can forgive every single trash food opinion provided you're nice to the grocery store employees working the holiday.

one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.

when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean

[chanting] SCHISM! SCHISM! SCHISM!

I love houseplants because at a certain point you just keep making more. 🌱

someone tell me I don't need a beautiful pair of burgundy leather knee-high boots

the thing about being an adult is that if you know your shithead dad is going to make Thanksgiving a nightmare, you don't have to go! you can just fuck off to literally anywhere else and say "oh, international flights are so cheap this time of year," and not even lie.

every pet named Dolly is the best pet there is (but my Dolly is the best Dolly)

me & dolly

can I please get a Luddite index fund. just no AI / data center / chio companies. that would be nice.

important: two puppies napping in little F1 cars at Caesars

Status update: Puppy named Sloppy Joe

staycation day 2 was cute as hell

hey girl

secret vacation tip: 5pm dinner reservations

The power of a good switch

I got a lash lift and then I ate this and now I'm going to go get a massage for 90 minutes

hey did you know you can roast a can of chickpeas, a diced block of halloumi, and half a jar of capers on a sheet tray at 450° until everything crisps up and then toss it all with half a bag of massaged kale and some lemons zest for a really good salad?

oh yeah the new york city subway is so fucking scary, you never know what kind of weirdo you'll have to share a train with

bar seats for life

inbox zero, OOO set, all my necessary emails scheduled, nothing but fun dinner reservations and museum days until the 2nd

if this isn't nice, I don't know what is

hello

parents freed a hummingbird from a skylight with a coleus flower attached to a pole

Time to post the Tony Hoagland November poem again

"hey can you jump on a quick call?"

shea stadium (not that one), 88 lan zhou, $99 unlimited classpass

Having one of those days where I'm reminded that the protester behavior I brush off as "not a big deal" actually is, and that keeping these violent, creepy freaks away from patients is important.

letter of recommendation: a tenants union

dolly looking at a freshly-made bed

free serotonin 🌱

first really cold clinic escorting shift ✅ after a week of emotional turmoil ✅ and an olive-themed martini party last night ✅ idk, if I were our clinic's protesters, I wouldn't show up today

"liberal arts aren't important" okay, sure, but then why is the Claude AI logo a Vonnegut asshole?

$1 billion data centre to maybe create 100 jobs. That's likely an overstatement. It is truly not worth draining the living word for this vampiric tech and people are starting to realize it. www.wisn.com/article/meta...

Today I bought some Harry & David pears & an amaryllis at Trader Joe’s for my mom, only to get home and discover that today she had also stopped at Trader Joe’s and bought Harry & David pears & an amaryllis for me.

everybody cross their fingers that the little party i'm throwing tonight goes well

"Under the bill, Intro. 1471, the city would cover vaccines as part of a free vaccination program, as well as spay and neuter services for bodega cats, Powers said." 🥲

two guys on the subway, both reading the power broker. I hope they kiss.

Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.

I earnestly love all of the end-of-year best-food-in-nyc roundups

my mental health is incredibly dependent on whether or not my Christmas cactus blooms

drag wrestling at pioneerworks is kind of a fever dream tbh

the worst part of this season is probably picking up every stitch

Hello, I'm about to go on parental leave. Please enjoy this reissued print, now in A3 size, edition of 50. www.sonnyross.com/shop/shutupa3 #illustration #medieval

:( I want aurora.