ICE has thugs wearing “media” vests and masks filming protesters, something that is totally normal in a democracy...

DOGE officially ended over the weekend. One of its crowning achievements was cutting $15M from the federal government’s screwworm monitoring program. Now, the Trump administration is preparing to spend $1B to combat the screwworm outbreak. "Efficiency."

Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo

If there is one principle that medical and nursing experts hammer in, it's to make sure that after a major health event the patient is allowed to take an extended series of 20-minute work calls.

Yes, I spoke to my Senate colleague Mitch McConnell today at his hospital and he is feeling [Jim-dandy]! He spoke to me for [20] minutes about [Iran] while he [did one-armed push-ups].

So Mitch McConnell, if he is indeed alive, may be completely out of control of his own body as any medical wishes he had are being overridden by powerful Republican men playing politics. What a shame.

Unprovable but unshakable conviction: Chili cures so many ailments if only you make it spicy enough.

Platner's story about not knowing his tattoo was a Nazi tattoo never worked. The correct response to realizing that you had a foul hate symbol on your skin would be to try to claw it off with your fingernails. It would be to make the laser appointment THAT DAY.

I'm so disillusioned, I almost don't even care who gets the FIFA Peace Prize next year

Belgium commits to only using trick shots for the last minute.

Why are they not repeatedly cutting to Jean-Claude Van Damme doing victory splits atop the Space Needle?

The Belgians are amazing at: Beer Frites Chocolate Sauces Surprisingly earthy humor Implacable football justice

The last Belgian to dominate like this was Hercule Poirot

There's this thing you can do as a goalkeeper where you STAY IN THE BOX AND KEEP THE GOAL.

Duolingo Spanish? The very idea! I speak Telemundo World Cup Spanish.

The big problem with the Patriot Front march was that it happened it all. A secondary problem was not enough tomatoes.

everybody on the right hates immigration until it's time to put together a soccer team

If I were a true believer, I might start thinking about how much bad weather is hounding Fucko lately.

America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital

Absolutely insane that Cape Verde — a country of 500,000 — played Spain, Uruguay and Argentina…and lost to none of them in regulation. Easily one of the greatest performances in World Cup history.

Elon Musk is a South African who came to the US under a fraudulently secured student visa to study at Stanford (he never enrolled). Through further fraud, he secured a green card and then was naturalized as a US citizen. His US citizenship can be revoked. He also holds a Canadian passport.

I would kill or die for Larry

Cabo Verde, you made Argentina sweat so hard.

I’m not sure we’re capable of hating these people enough, but we gotta really give it our best shot.

I asked Lowell Miller if he would take a commission to draw my late cat Grendel as a Viking and OMG WILL YOU LOOK AT THIS!!! (He is @lowellm_art on Instagram.)

I asked Lowell Miller if he would take a commission to draw my late cat Grendel as a Viking and OMG WILL YOU LOOK AT THIS!!! (He is @lowellm_art on Instagram.)

This is basically a Democratic campaign ad. Air it as is with no changes.

What I thought Trump & co had on Mike Johnson cannot possibly be even close to what they actually have on Mike Johnson.

can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool

Before you hit those Prime "deals," take a look at what the CA Attorney General's office found out about Amazon and price fixing. oag.ca.gov/news/press-r...

What do Levi’s, Hanes, and Chewy have in common? California AG Rob Bonta just revealed evidence alleging that Amazon used its power to pressure them, and countless other brands, to inflate prices of listings on rival online marketplaces as part of wide-ranging price-fixing scheme.

Antisemitism is structurally necessary to Elon Musk’s politics, because he is desperate to brand himself an insurgent against the powerful elite, but as the world’s first trillionaire, he needs a definition of “elite” not rooted in wealth or corporate ownership.

Keir Starmer is the fail case for moderation as a political strategy www.vox.com/politics/492...

Can we finally all agree that the argument “we should run the country like a business, and therefore elect businessmen to run it” has been a failed experiment?

Am I correct that Wigan has soundly rejected the fascists? Thank you, Wigan!

NEW: The attorney general, Richard Hermer, has told his office to no longer post on X, making it the first UK government department to stop using the Elon Musk-owned platform amid increasing worries about its use to incite violence and racism. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

I’m not sure anything encapsulates LA and the Would Cup more than the conga line going around this brewery, celebrating Mexico’s defeat of Korea, being led by a Korean guy

I am a bad sports fan because I mostly want everyone to have a good time and tie.

It’s been five years since Alex Jones lost InfoWars to the Sandy Hook families. As the verdict came down, he asked: “Do these people actually believe they’re getting any money?” He hasn't paid them a penny. Well, The Onion is going pay them anyway. The new InfoWars begins July 2nd at 8 p.m. ET.

My neighborhood is mostly Korean and Mexican. I would describe it as cheerfully nuts right now.

I read that JD Vance book and I have some thoughts www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...

I have seen some batshit kung fu movies. The Furious might be the most batshit kung fu movie I have ever seen. You know how in '70s martial arts films the bad guys attack one at a time? NOT A THING in this one. I am overstimulated. There will be no getting me down for my nap.

"Karen Bass would have been thrilled to run against Spencer Pratt. She would have whipped him into stiff peaks and held the upside-down bowl over her head." An explainer about why Spencer Pratt sucks so bad and why the howls of election fraud are extra stupid. www.wonkette.com/p/republican...

Republicans Missed A Huge Opportunity In Los Angeles www.wonkette.com/p/republican... By Ali Davis @alidavis.bsky.social

The quiet horror of being away from the remote as Last Week Tonight ends and HBO tries to dump you straight into Bill Maher. No! Nononononononono…

"The only hope of pulling off a long-term rehabilitation of the party is to stop supporting corpse-rot candidates, but Republicans are too stupid and Trump-poisoned to do that."