Duh

Snot rag 🗞 www.wonkette.com/p/did-tim-wa...

Bigly

Totally good with switching to kazoos

No notes. 🔥

So presidential. It reads like the Gettysburg address!

LOL

Stephen Miller might be in peril?! Be still my schadenfreude heart! ♥️

This one so stupid, shoulda wore a mask 👀

My enjoyment of "Sisu: Road to Revenge" (ridiculous and cartoon-violent B movie) is substantially increased when I imagine the same Finnish ex-commando but in Greenland, taking out American troops that blindly follow Trump's illegal orders. Never thought I would ever feel that way. 😳

This is no longer democrat vs republican. It’s Trump vs our country.

Absolutely

🍑💨

JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled

Exactly

😂🤣👇

Anyone want a ticket to Melania? You have literally all of them to choose from. h/t Alex Petit.

Now, *this* is the cut of Melania's new vanity movie I'd watch. (I'm kidding. I wouldn't watch anything about her.)

Might have to reevaluate my opposition to public hangings 🤔

🎀🎀

and some tomato bisque 👍

Loser

It's where he needs to be

👇👇👇👇

It's where she needs to be

Could be just the backfire we need

Exactly.

This 😎

Old school, there’s a string in their backs, pay the fee and pull the string.