If "I have candy in my van" were a person.

If you want to worship something, worship this good-looking local star. Without which we might never have existed. ❤️

masterclass via @pkryan.bsky.social on how to accurately describe gop mafia's death spiral

Shame, shame, shame.

The man with two names, zero brains.

Woohoo 🎉

The files, the experts found, "implicate senior politicians, public figures, diplomats, global business leaders and leading academics." The UN experts described what survivors experienced as institutional gaslighting.

Who could have predicted

Yep

C annot B e S aved 👁

Hell of a way to say goodbye. For now. You did not disappoint. Onward and upward. No reason to ever watch CBS again. #FUCKCBS

I'll have that with a Waldorf side salad 🍽️

"This administration does things like this because they thought they could silence us but they didn't and we fought back and won." - @katmabu.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/jmet...

Republicans in disarray

Trump (probably) -- "When you go, be sure to be snotty!"

Quiet part out loud

So if you treated Capitol police like a pinata you get a payout but if you filmed an ICE agent you're a domestic terrorist

Trump Screws Himself So Badly on Texas Race, GOPers Visibly Stunned As Republicans seethe over Trump’s decision to elevate the weaker, more extreme Senate candidate in Texas, a Democratic operative who knows the state explains what the path to victory now looks like.

Dude...

Trump: 'Now Witness The Firepower Of This Fully Armed And Operational Great Drone Empire!' www.wonkette.com/p/trump-now-... By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social

A timeline cleanse 💐🌼

Hey ..Massie.. You serve your term through January.... Switch parties now Caucus with DEMS .. Well... A girl can dream 🤣 Don't @ me

What a world

WATCH: Swamp creature. Warmonger. Bootlicker. Here’s the first TV ad in our campaign to unseat Lindsey Graham.

I don't know about some of y'all but this motherfucker doesn't look like a victim to me.

Raskin: "The whole administration now just just corruption -- highway robbery every day"

Even a Zombie Newscum still looks healthier than our current President. #PrayersForGrandpa

Pup should be neutered

"Have you taken up arms against your government? Or tried to overturn an election? You may be entitled to compensation?"

Who could have predicted??

Hero medals! 🤭 @paulnoth.bsky.social

Watching Love Boat. So, one dude taps other dude to cut in for a dance. But...the gal has no agency? She can't say, "Go fuck yourself, I'm good?" 🕺💃

"I Married A Zenomorph!"