If only someone could figure out how to make milk safe to drink! It'd be such a big deal the process would be named after them.

If the 60 Minutes thing is proving anything it’s that a lot of people in positions of power think there is no crime greater, no injustice more profound, than being called out for being incompetent when you’re clearly fucking incompetent

only true #starwars fans get it

We should be two “D&D Honor Among Thieves” sequels deep.

NPR has an awful habit of taking Republican attacks and amplifying them further through “just reporting what’s being said” articles like this. They literally list every insult that’s been hurled at the top of the article! R’s celebrate every time their BS breaks containment into the mainstream.

pictured: woody learning that buzz lightyear and jessie were at january 6

Congrats to Freedom250 for finally booking a new act.

guys I just tried googling this to find the exact Andor quote and jesus fucking christ guys what the fuck is happening here

Listen, I was born poor and rural. My high school mascot was a literal hillbilly. I understand white trash culture. I can say with complete confidence that this is white trash culture. 

idk why everyone is complaining, i think it's cool that they are building the ship from CONTACT (1997) on the white house lawn. the liberal media says it won't work again but they are IGNORING that approximately 18 hours of static was recorded on that fateful day. explain THAT

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

This man is unreal. The next fucking day he shows up on network access TV to reference a thing he did 11 years ago? Legend. youtu.be/jJTXB5uT_C4

I thoroughly enjoyed Mandalorian and Grogu. It’s the right amount of fun escapist entertainment that I needed, full of old serial adventure story energy. Definitely have some favorite moments, but won’t go into them (except this photo I’ll just casually drop here).

It’s weird how booing AI has completely broken some commencement speakers. They’ve gone from, “You can do anything if you put your mind to it” to “Shut up and eat shit, fuckers. Being here is supposed to make ME feel good, not you.”

This is good, you should read this.

Funny how two+ years in and we're not hearing about all the massive success stories AI must be responsible for by now

RIP Mark Furhman, the last cop in American history to get in trouble for being racist

Given a long enough timeline, every popular song will eventually be used in a pharmaceutical commercial.

"Have you taken up arms against your government? Or tried to overturn an election? You may be entitled to compensation?"

So you CAN get reparations you just have to be a reactionary white person who tries to overthrow the government because black votes shouldn’t count

Board games are bigger and more welcoming than ever, but women still face an uphill battle for the right kind of representation. www.wargamer.com/board-games/... #BoardGames #Wingspan #Tabletop

The only thing people hate more than AI are the sociopaths shoving it down our throats.

The plane should be allowed to vote on whether they want the “funny” flight attendant to do his thing or just read the script.

This is a good, good movie. Why it wasn't screened for the press is beyond me. www.rogerebert.com/reviews/in-t...

Funny how after every SCOTUS ruling striking down some protection from government abuse, the officials those protections restrained — cops, prosecutors, Republican state electeds — immediately start acting in the precise manner SCOTUS assured us they no longer do.

There should be a law against interrupting someone who is waiting for the drum break in the Phil Collins' song "In The Air Tonight."

This is Jam. He said he was the highest jumping golden retriever in Ontario. May or may not have lied on his resume. Still 13/10 (IG: skythepupvlogger)

I just pissed myself... this is the movie he is mad that people are calling slop... I demand you watch with the sound on... it is so much worse than you think it is going to be...

- the #Hacks anti-AI episode >>>>>

When AI companies (who are desperate for users and a path to profitability) tell you that “it’s inevitable,” don’t believe them. In our capitalist society, the market gets to decide that. And as far as I can tell, the market fucking hates AI.

this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.

I feel a lot of David Attenborough's hard work with nature preservation is to cover for how much of a mess his brother made of that dinosaur theme park.

Not to victim blame but this balloon does feel like it's asking for trouble

ME: what is an IV for ROMAN: yes

Watching David Attenborough get highly deserved praised for his century is reminding me: There is no crisis of masculinity, as such. We have plenty of positive male role models in our society. They just aren’t being pushed into young men’s feeds by nihilistic ad networks and social platforms.

Oh come the fuck on man how come every morning it’s more Airbud shit to wake up to, except the dog can only play basketball if it’s racist or whatever

this is really heartwarming. two men exchanging symbolic tokens of things the other has no interest in (football, peace)

It's May the 4th so here's that time I took my life in my hands and wrote about THE LAST JEDI. mrpeelsardineliqueur.blogspot.com/2020/02/what...

And according to editor Paul Hirsch, the reason Ford is doing the narration here is because they were putting the trailer together while filming in England, and at the time, Ford was the only performer available on set who didn't have a British accent.

THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK trailer with giddy narration by Harrison Ford.

Recession tornado siren.

15 years ago today, Kate and William killed Osama Bin Laden at their wedding.

Trump repeatedly bragging about being asked to take the dementia screener is like a work colleague bragging about having to take daily court-ordered drug tests.

"2001: A Space Odyssey" (1968) has the most dramatic, most famous match cut in the history of cinema. remastered in HD: youtu.be/SsE6WgxG0aE?...

[squirrel meeting] chief squirrel: everyone, i suspect someone among us is an infiltrator owl: hoo chief squirrel: (solemnly) that’s what we’re trying to find out, Owen

There are objectively worse people in the world (Hitler, Pol Pot, maybe others) but nothing activates a Pavlovian anger response in me more than adult men stealing home run balls from children

Shouldnt the whole place be considered an active crime scene? This isn’t a case of an unruly audience member being ejected from an event.