When I said I would do anything for my family and my country I only meant stuff I already like doing, like shooting guns for instance. If I have to do something annoying like conserve resources then obviously I'm not willing to do that

music.youtube.com/watch?v=b-WU... this song is about some of the MFS at the locals, not gonna say who though

I'm afraid I'll have to go back to the dark I haven't been able to get the necessary help to go to a safe place I'm very sad I can't stop crying, I don't want to continue suffering❤️‍🩹😭 I haven't been able to eat or sleep for more than 6 days, would you help me? Goal:$870🚨 www.paypal.me/wjmftrans

dropping inspirational combos while my neck looks like I've been shot by a paintball firing squad

suffering financial ruin because my son's toy plays the song "wheels on the bus" which can be faintly heard in one of the voiceover files in my video and i am sued by its billionaire rightsholder, who has been circumnavigating the earth in a zeppelin since 1933

This is gonna be so fun

Takeout/delivery and cooking your own food are both wrong. Instead you should be extracting atmospheric dust, nutrients, and moisture using specialized microscopic hairs called trichomes.

I actually have a medical condition where I can only eat food from ghost kitchens

Lmao

think it’s time we all get much clearer about what ‘creating home cooked meals’ is meant to entail. no one is suggesting you whip up a brand new restaurant quality Dish three times a day dumbass. slap together some spaghetti alla bullshit and call it a day

dragonball characters as soda (thread)

damn i wanted a burrito but i guess i'm stuck on the taco algorithm

been scrolling reddit too much, main conclusion is i think we gotta start paying white collar workers less

How is this a real headline?

Elon just heard they're making one of the keebler elves biracial and got so mad on his jet he threw one of his toddlers out the emergency exit (Cybertodd)

I swear to god if they don't enrich my enclosure soon I'm going to become sullen and start pulling my fur out

71% of Americans now oppose data centers being built in their area. Nearly half of all Americans (48%) strongly oppose them. And just 7% strongly favor data centers being built in their area, according to new Gallup polling. news.gallup.com/poll/709772/...

remember, centrists: you gotta vote blue no matter who! time to get in line and support the clear democratic front runner 😇

libs are inventing recallable representatives from first principles

nahhh ur lyin

Again this should inspire wall-to-wall media coverage for months. The crowning achievement of the Civil Rights Movement is dead. Black people just lost all of their remaining political power in the South. This is a monumental moment in American history that simply isn't being treated as such.

"When the AI helper was suddenly taken away, these people were significantly more likely to give up on the problem or flub their answers. The study suggests that widespread use of AI might boost productivity at the expense of developing foundational problem-solving skills."

Shigeru Miyamoto when he invented Pikmin

oh

jack: rapmonster hits the trowel stab mikey: YEEEEEEEOWCH 3 redditors: 😡💢🖕😭🤬

ken jennings my dms are open

i can't stress enough that dems understand power perfectly and the disconnect comes from the widespread and increasingly unjustifiable belief that these two parties are seperate rival teams, rather than the offensive and defensive squads of a single one.

big fan of jean companies selling shirts that aren't jeans

normalize women using the men's restroom in the airport when the line to the women's is crazy (this isn't about me being trans I swear to God my mom taught me this by example at some point)

BASEBALL YURI (1/5)

statistically speaking this woman has a bluesky account and also follows me so i just want to say to her: i hate you. you are an embarrassment to all of us.

after a couple years of taking estrogen a little popup appears that says "you can now shop in the mens department again"

me and the bitch i pulled by convincing my childhood friend to transition

i probably have posted this before but people unironically using the words male and female in a majority of contexts gives me the ick. such an exclusionary and dehumanizing word.

this man could not see shit

This meme seems appropriate

they are calling it the perfect summary of the "keep men out of women's sports" movement