six buffalo wings, two lava crunch cakes, one donut, a glass of milk, a mini pizza, and like a pint and a half of water

going straight to your thighs like the cake you ate

comm

I try not to give psychiatric advice because I'm really bad at it and have a habit of accidentally driving people mad

got today's Wordle in three tries #ThatsABidenWin

we're bringing back ruminating about things that never were on the timeline in 2026

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snowbirds

kyouko maid.... (woahh woahh

I like to think Teto is still 31 in those drawings of her in high school but it follows the logic of the ape exchange student comic where no one sees anything weird about it and they get upset if you do

Trump's dementia has grown so extreme that a select group of advisors are now running the country without his input. To find who those advisors are and what their plans are, buy my new book, which will appear in March 2029.

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my pronouns are

Falin!!

About a year ago I developed this obnoxious tic where I tense up and make a sound resembling a dog whimper. I can't make this noise voluntarily. I often don't notice I'm doing it.

🐱 #ShiorinSketch

#kyubart #grandia They are saying she's not cute, she's cool

using "we" when accepting culpability and "I" when denying it

sorry about lrt it's been a rough day

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leaked Bigs nudes

Muse!!(OC)

Crazy how rarely I see "they're really really really far away" floated as an answer to the Fermi paradox. A century of radio technology is basically nothing on cosmic timescales, you're so damn impatient.

Winter mai minakami #nichijou

cracking that back

saw someone who has exactly my stomach and it's freaking me out

Anya, the Sheep Witch

next year I'm just listening to Kesha or smth, these always make me feel like a psychopath

Shiina Mota, Jamie Paige, Kanye West, PinnochioP, MGMT

pulled off something quite impressive tonight but no one besides the people I play it with know what Gremlins, Inc. is so no one would get why it's impressive

Kristi Noem: "Sir, you made it through hurricane season without a hurricane. You kept the hurricanes away. We appreciate that."

the essentials

work it

Shiny green cat (@velocitycatte.space)

selfie

Meru(Meruccubus)!!

Chibi Ougi 3D

nika nanaura, 10 years later

I also leave to you this liquid nitrogen cooled cylinder of my hyper virile sperm in case your lesbian lifestyle one day wears out and you wish to raise an army of geniuses.

does this count as cool boobs

guy who looked at too much femboy art and now has a complex about his penis not being perfectly spherical

so did Obama actually mean this stuff or was he just trying to get laid

argument got sidetracked by a tangent argument about how to structure arguments

problematic anthropomorphism gap