got stopped on campus by some communist student org that's beefing with Beto O'Rourke

i’m not having sex. i’m busy looking at pics of beautiful trees. and thinking about Skeletons and Muscles and Blood

Know a guy who's racked up four days of playtime in Mewgenics since it came out. He gets upset when he has to go to bed or class because it means he can't play Mewgenics. He wouldn't play games with us last night because he already had to leave Mewgenics once that day to eat dinner.

James Talarico

contorted into a circle

They saw France bust down the doors of X for being pedophiles and immediately started developing the national sex crime VPN.

why does Google Images want me to get a fade so bad

car tf

if anyone needs a seed fund for manmade horrors beyond comprehension hmu

Columbus Day is important to remember the lives lost 😔

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me I'm the g33k

I love 4Fort

Would you vote for Gavin Newsom if there were five people tied down on the other... no, hold on... would you vote for Gavin Newsom if 99% Hitler had voted against the KPD... wait... I think I'm onto something, I just need another month or two in the lab.

The strongest never wavers :3

I don't think anything Hasan says is worth talking about for a week

people with my personality type seem to usually be far more reactionary than I am and I'm not sure where my development went differently

turns out if you deactivate on the website and don't interact with anything you can just keep looking at your feed on the app

some people just have no ass and that's okay

literally everyone at work was sick today

indecisive fat president call that weak and wobbly leadership

biiig smiles

pretty sure I'm over forty for the night

every time I do this it's the saddest man alive for some reason

what if instead of the AI bubble it was the mutual aid bubble and the global economy relied on the same $20 being donated and re-donated across millions of GoFundMes

happy valentine's day incels I'm going to celebrate by drinking what's left of my clearance aisle alcoholic eggnog before work today

I imagine being emotionally dependent on a chatbot requires only really caring about "personality" and not memory because otherwise it would always end in it forgetting a load-bearing interaction and becoming unusuable

this but for all intrapersonal relationships

often when I'm on the clock I start spouting garbage on here because I can't do anything else besides driving and mundane tasks around the store

Surtr has a weird dream about meeting a cool future version of herself that makes her feel all sorts of things Laevatain has a weird dream about meeting a lame past version of herself that can't even keep herself together from a little kissing (and biting)

had to pull over so I could sneeze sixteen times

got the urge to shout at this guy gloating about how I could hit him with my car whenever I want

Stan Plot: Aw fuck I unleashed a devastating super weapon on Langley Falls Roger B-Plot:

whether someone feels positively or negatively towards me is usually decided by factors completely beyond my comprehension

I feel nauseous

mutual keeps making homunculi and at this rate I'm worried the soul's gonna be spread too thin

was late for work because I was acquiring a delectable double cheeseburger #fatwins

Daily #1949 - nyaaaa.........

guy who replies to pornography

they're making every leftist on Twitter take a Gavin Newsom loyalty oath

I have a beard irl

#透明水彩 #東方Project 女苑✨