do you think the nyt puzzles people saw the only connect wall about them

I am merely aiding the police in their inquiries, it is simply a way of passing the time for me, and the constables, they are gracious enough to accept my assistance, all unpaid, of course. If you, too, will humor me by joining the other guests in the parlor I would like to share some of my findings

Still the greatest endorsement of all time

yeah, i *am* enough 🥰

the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist

Bonus: we created mix-and-match stickers of improv quotes by D&D alignment, tag urself etc x

SAPPY POST INCOMING Last Saturday we closed the 2025 NZ Improv Festival with Scene Painting, where we literally put paint on the stage at BATS (and then spent 4 hours repainting it black).

gender is a performance. and baby? this is improv.

Only Connect is back on BBC2 on Mondays! Here's one of mine from a recent episode – can you work out what comes fourth in this sequence?

My first novel is now out in paperback in the UK and it has a cute fresh cover. If you like your books more compact and purple then this is the edition for you!

There were two Australian citizens on this ship, Tan Safi and Robert Martin. @senatorwong.bsky.social where are you? Where is anyone from our government? A foreign army has abducted Australians trying to deliver aid and it’s radio silence.

Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return

absolutely hate crowdfunding but a show i'm working on is going to auckland in a month's time and our boosted closes in 5 days and we're only halfway boosted is all or nothing too for funding so we lose it if we don't get to 100% www.thearts.co.nz/boosted/projects/colour-me-cecily-tamaki-makaurau

This is hot

Hello! This is my third and FINAL year of co-directing the New Zealand Improv Festival (alongside my dear friend @fauxparse). We've assembled a tremendously cool and exciting lineup of improv shows and workshops, including one of the biggest show concepts in my improv career.

one thing i would do with a lottery win is book @joshgondelman.bsky.social and @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social to do a double bill partly because they're amazing acts that would complement each other's styles mainly so we could call it Just Joshin' wait what's this red laser dot on my foreh-

love sxsw lineups cool queer indie singer. dynamic hip-hop/jazz outfit. steven ceo from cybertechdatamurdercorp. quirky filmmaker.

this week I got my first ever five star review!! if you're in sydney and want to get in on the closing night mischief, come down to the factory theatre at 8pm!! sydneycomedyfest.com.au/event/grifted-talented

love sxsw lineups cool queer indie singer. dynamic hip-hop/jazz outfit. steven ceo from cybertechdatamurdercorp. quirky filmmaker.

Why do they call it cracking a semi when they could call it boner-petit?

Grifted & Talented opens next week in Wellington! If you want to see beautiful nonsense like this in person, book your tickets now! linktr.ee/griftedandtalented youtube.com/shorts/7qCUs...

I set today's Real Bird Fake Bird! Can you tell the actual Beach Boys songs from the made-up ones? 🌊🏄‍♀️ Thanks to @folly.studio for having meeeeee! Play it here: realbirdfakebird.com

WOAH! Check out this lovely review of Grifted & Talented! One more show tonight in Christchurch before we hit Auckland, Wellington and Sydney!

for sale: babybel. never warm.

I know I’ve posted this before but it’s my favourite thing.

big week for survivor contestants named David who don't want to solve puzzles with dorks #survivor48

So proud of this nonsense little show (And hat tip to @undeniablyalex.bsky.social for the idea behind this bit) youtube.com/shorts/RsDuG...

Mr. Miyazaki sir, I love your movies about how capitalism and the destruction of nature are evil, I made a shitty facsimile of them in a computer that drains reservoirs, do you like it

A little clip from the latest Grifted & Talented! We're hitting the road in April & May: if you're in Sydney, Christchurch, Aackland or Wellington, come along! linktr.ee/griftedandtalented

We had the first Grifted & Talented of the year this weekend and it was an absolute DREAM. The cast brought exactly the right balance of joy and mischief, the crowd were on board, and the format's really starting to hit its stride (and open up new potential). Couldn't be happier.

This is what I have been working on for the past decade 💅 ALT: GAMES is a new festival that brings together the Australian games community and industry. Featuring @dmullinsgames.bsky.social Richard Garfield @allyhennessy.bsky.social Playfool and atomo Kihara

"I watch #SurvivorAU for the plot" The plot:

for sale

Did I miss anything in this summary of Creative Australia?

🎶 rubber cucky you're so fun other men make your wife cum 🎶

today i had my dream writing gig then two of my outstanding invoices were paid then taught impro at my old school (in the same room where i learned impro in year 8) then went to pub trivia with my friends. it was a good day hyphen ice cube dot mp3

love making art. love having to write applications to funding bodies to afford to make the art instead of making art. love having to write to funding bodies to tell them to have principles instead of writing applications to funding bodies to afford to make the art instead of making art.

for sale: baby. never worn shoes.

Apologies for being earnest, but I had an audition today, and in preparing for it I settled on a motto that I'll be bringing with me for any future ones, that I wanted to share: Nothing to prove, nothing to lose, here to enjoy the work.

how do i fail upwards like *checks notes* every single person in abc upper management giving evidence at the antoinette lattouf trial

I loved Isabella Rossellini's performance in #conclave as Chekhov's nun

guy: your word is... hottogo chappell: can you use it in a sentence? guy: I recently went to a very humid african country. it sure is hot, togo.

guy: your word is... hottogo chappell: can you use it in a sentence? guy: I recently went to a very humid african country. it sure is hot, togo.

so cool that chappell agreed to go on guy mont-spelling bee

the only thing i could think of during this whole movie

I set today's Real Bird Fake Bird! Can you spot the real seasons of Survivor from the fakes? much love and many thank yous to @folly.studio for having me!! check it out at realbirdfakebird.com