When your cat has watched Die Hard too many times.

psa

The best test to see if litle sprog is asleep: sing a song with a rhyming lyric which is irresistible to finish and stop singing right before the last rhyming words. A little voice won't be able to resist finishing it. And will make you giggle.

Well, if the apocalypse is upon us, I'm going to go out on a high and make the 15 hour potatoes. Stay tuned to see if I finish the recipe before nuclear Armageddon.

Hello. What with pay day and everything, I wondered if anyone might want to buy my #sgtpepper book? Due to some unforeseen extra costs I am now a bit out of pocket on the whole project and it would really help me out if I could just sell a few more copies and my kids can get new school shoes…

#totp not watching for a moment, sprog and husband are chasing a big fat spider and now they've lost it.

#totp when you're told you be going to your Nan for Christmas dinner and need to dtess well.

#totp tonight @bagpuss.org when will there be a new bingo?

The long 2010s are finally over

If you liked this experiment, I published a full piece today in the same vein: a text that gets 100 years older with every section, from a modern blog post to a medieval chronicle. It's a single story spanning 1000 years of English. See how far you get. www.deadlanguagesociety.com/p/how-far-ba...

Don't access this site, for any reason. Signed, a former intel girlie

Got pulled out of the kitchen

Another Friday, another chance to share what we’re all thinking about. 🤣 #TOTP

Gonna do the dishes for a moment #totp

#totp do I hear Shirley with History Repeating

#totp scrub scrub well

A Bluesky Award to @jaunty.art for spending two months posting hilariously filthy looking things which aren't in fact grot. This thread is genuinely the gift that keeps on giving.

Anyone else ever worked for a event company?

People THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG! I've not seen ANY cats in my feed today. Where are they?

Rev. Jesse Jackson's "I *am* somebody..." remains one of the all-time great pieces of 20th century rhetoric / agitprop And he could deliver it at a Black separatist meeting, the Democratic National Convention, or on god-blessed Sesame Street (see below 🥹) RIP to the Voice of the Voiceless

Would this count as a timeline cleanse? Anyway, it is hilarious

Victoria Wood - As Seen On TV (15th February 1985). Then it was, what do you think of Marx? I said I think their pants have dropped off.

I know like a stuck record on this but it’s in the news again. If you’ve got symptoms or if you are just spending longer on the bog than usual, please get tested. What is colorectal cancer and is it preventable? www.theguardian.com/wellness/202...

A game a game! dialed.gg

#totp pepsi & shirlie vs salt &peper

#totp must get my rollerskates out more often

#totp My name is My name is My name is..... Not in the Epstein Files.

She's back

Offspring is allowed to go into school dressed up as anything for the carnival festivities tomorrow. After spending hours to decide taking out all the dress-up clothes, the decision was finally made: Dress up as a sleepy teenager that didn't want to go to school. Pyama, teddybear, slippers etc.

The first episode of Bagpuss was originally broadcast on this day in 1974. Created by Peter Firmin and Oliver Postgate, the series ran for just 13 episodes (with voices provided by Postgate, Sandra Kerr and John Faulkner).

Not Lego lost at sea this time but a leg lost at sea. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

When you finally get to meet the intern in the office.

I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane

#totp when you have to resist yourself from rubbing a balloon on all the 70s hairstyles #static

#totp Morrissey floppy-arms-syndrome

#totp Whitney

#totp steps in polyester makes we wonder why all that dance friction never set them on fire

Gonna post this clip of Cliff Richard as Heathcliff every day until he gets the recognition he deserves

OK I’m at a friend’s house. Two people live here: my friend and his wife. He’s just opened the mug drawer. There are, I would say, 30 plus mugs. He maintains he has a normal number of mugs. I think it’s a LOT of mugs. What you all think?

asking if someone has milk in their tea

I keep coming back to this, as it's comedy perfection.

This Claude ad is *chef's kiss*

I mean, the placing of the F wotd really works wonders to some of these posts

I'm not sick but I'm not well. And I'm so hot cos I'm in hell. But never mind, because every hour my new Bluesky bot will post a screenshot from a random episode of Channel 4's Peep Show!

🐷🏗️ I built a #Styscraper 🔺12.02m high! Rating: 🐽🐽🐽🐽➖ vole.wtf/styscraper/

Bleeding willow while it is freezing, made a resin-like icicle.

I swear to god, I left this cat alone for two fucking minutes with a jar of red beets. Two. Minutes. #CatsofBluesky