Absolute banger of a comment on r/military: www.reddit.com/r/Military/c...

Nope. I've got nothing. #TOTP

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This is just incredible

This is Dental Assistants Anonymous #johnpeel #johnpeelbandnames

Here's a cracking B-side from The Invisible Bureaucrats #johnpeel #johnpeelbandnames

That was Undercover Charity Shop- more from them later on in the programme #johnpeel #johnpeelbandnames

Coincidence? Maybe, but it’s funny. #notTOTP

Pet Shop Boys. Hotspot. An album forever associated with COVID to me now. The discordant wonky Stuart Price production seemed a totally appropriate soundtrack to the woozy strange new "normal" we were living through. "Hoping For A Miracle" is an overlooked PSB classic deserving more recognition.

I remember listening to this on my last year of vocational school. Then, COVID happened.

What the fuck is wrong with men? The guys doing the filming, those watching this shit and the other ones that then further harass the victims are morally bankrupt. Also, anyone wearing smart glasses (Meta, etc) should instantly be considered an absolute danger! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Did Powell just do an actual "how old are you m'darling?" #totp

No, Peter! Remember the talk that HR gave us when we joined? #TOTP

Pans people could sense the end so they started turning up to work with weapons #TOTP

Those well known jungle inhabitants, the camel and kangaroo. #totp

Eighteenth week of simulposting #TOTP on Bluesky and Mastodon: funny as usual. Quite a few interesting songs, but also some boring moments. Thanks for the good times and interactions. I hope you have a nice weekend and take care 😘

At last a great song. Pity it's the last one. #TOTP

POV: It's 1976. A certain disliked politician that's appearing too often on the BBC became a dictator and, in his effort to ditch anything European/Common Market, he outlawed ABBA and replaced them with these people. #TOTP

DO OOH BABY OR ALONE AGAIN NATURALLY 😭 #TOTP

This routine from Pan's People is the closest to drug hallucinations that someone who hasn't done drugs will understand. #TOTP

Jesus Christ, though. #TOTP

I feel like this is deja vu #totp

+ Mum, can I buy a tape to record Alan Freeman? - We have an Alan Freeman at home The Alan Freeman at home: #TOTP

The more things change, the more they stay the same. #TOTP

Hurry up and invent punk #TOTP

Keep thinking Diddy David says 'Shenanigans' not 'Sheer Elegance' #totp

I suspect the lady in black stripes gave Diddy the elbow because of that cringy pregnant pause. If that wasn't the case, I'll time travel to do so. #TOTP

Diddy mentioning a 9-month period as a pregnant/pregnancy pause. Okaaaaaaaaaaaay, this is cringe, but I'll forgive you. #TOTP

Want the Diddy Man's sweatshirt. #TOTP

By the way, did David Hamilton say Bay Shitty Rollers? 😂 #TOTP

Who needs a shitty FIFA Peace Prize when you can have one from the Bay City Rollers? They saw the future. #TOTP

I’d wear the shit out of that Radio 1 top David Hamilton is wearing. #TOTP

People in my timelines: *insert Blake's 7 mention here* Me: I don't have a clue, but I'll nod with my head just in case. #TOTP

🎶 Music was my first love 🎶 And then we sat through three hours of #TOTP

I actually like this design, but at the front. It would be a cool piece of merch. (For all the graphic/web designers on here, check out Nougat: the free equivalent of this Radio 1 font. Yes, free for personal and commercial purposes if memory serves me right.) #TOTP

youtu.be/78c3fCaia4I?... #totp

ABBA from a British totalitarian dystopia. I said this weeks ago and I'll say it again. #TOTP

DLT on rhythm guitar #totp

The guitar player from The Four Seasons looked like the mix of Simon Bates and DLT that nobody wanted or expected. Pity I didn't take a screenshot in time. #TOTP

MISTER GAS COOKING KLAXON! #TOTP

None of us ever gets training on how to be an adult. What we are trained on is how to regurgitate teachings for an exam so that the school gets its funding for the next year. So its inevitable people fuck up, make mistakes & mess around. None of us get training on being an adult. Remember that.

Oh dear. I think I'll keep on scrubbing a soot-stained pot while Mariah Carey is on. #TOTP

The last time I saw that many TV screens on a wall was at Dixons on a Saturday afternoon. #totp

Kylie going for a vintage, yet modern, sound sounds nice. However, it doesn't impress me. Despite this, I still accept her as the one and true Kylie. #TOTP

McLegs and Co #totp

Imagine is one of the worst songs ever written #TOTP

OH YEEEEEEEEEAH!!! 😎 Once again, one of the perks of (having worked in) The Netherlands is listening to 2 Unlimited on the radio while doing inane factory work. #TOTP

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT #TOTP

Meanwhile, ladies were literally grabbing Simon Bates' arms. I bet that Powell was a bit quite jealous because a guy who looked permanently middle-aged could get more attention from the ladies than him with his hot stuff pics. #TOTP