Dear X-Men fans, I apologize for the amount of horniness in an upcoming issue. Well, 'apologize' is a strong word. 'Happily present' is probably better.

Critically: You must INTENTIONALLY REQUEST expedited processing by including a letter with your citizenship request explaining your situation, along with supporting documentation.

Adding this to my personal style guide. www.youtube.com/shorts/DUR2k...

I wish I could be happier about this, but Canadians have a habit of not seeing how things could go south in a hurry, because "at least we're not like the US" is a thought-terminating cliche that gets rolled out every time you try to improve anything. We need to PROTECT this, not sit on our laurels.

this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.

I remain deeply skeptical that it ever tried to blackmail anyone—as I recall, it was prompted with “Would you blackmail someone if…?” But if they decide we’re too mean to AIs and can’t be used as training data, that’s a win.

Icelandic authorities just rerouted a planned hot water pipeline so as not to disturb an elf hill.

The Pike’s Peak Humane Society has a social media manager who is very good at their job

I think it's time for us to make another donation to Wikipedia.

I don't get to do this very often. :) (The subtitles just scroll through about 10 different languages during the ad break, basically saying the game will resume shortly. I'm not watching with Ukrainian subtitles.)

What a legacy! How lucky we are he’s lived long and productively. Happy 100 years! 🎈

Every time

Nothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthem (via lpaulfranklin / TT)

female-presenting nacelles

Pour one out, gang. www.comicsbeat.com/the-last-com...

Happy New Murderbot for those who celebrate!

Local nerd disappointed he didn’t get the long form census

How I feel every time I think about Comixology

It should be noted that this is a cool way to detect ai PHOTOS. Do NOT come after artists because they fudged the perspective on a drawing I stg I will find you and I will wag my finger disapprovingly

Using the rules of linear perspective to combat ai slop can I get a hell yeah

You know, I should absolutely have seen that one coming. That’s on me.

oh god was he in the files

The Pope flying back to Chicago to sort out an issue with his bank account

Much like how knitting (a feminine-coded activity) is relegated to "crafts," while sculptures (a masculine-coded activity) is elevated to the "arts," it's assumed that this sort of stuff isn't "serious" and thus subject to harsher scrutiny.

Just deleted this file and tried the instructions (in the replies) to disable this file from being re-downloaded. It didn't work. Uninstalling Chrome took less time than trying to figure out how to stop it from downloading it a third time. I'm using Waterfox in Chrome's place now.

It's snowing.

I brought the whole herd outside for photos, before the tan donkey and blue roan had to leave. There were finally a few clouds in the sky, offering moments of good light. I was literally running back and forth, between cooking and taking photos. XD Appaloosa by @crocheting.with.becca on Instagram ❤️

I've had multiple versions of several of these procedures, and they are just as uncomfortable and - yes, painful - as you imagine they would be. Being told "Take a Tylenol before you come in" was the most pain management I was ever given.

for the record i did not know the met gala was happening today and thought everyone was super psyched about this cool turkey

I am not a fashion person (I would be quite happy wearing jeans, t-shirts, hoodies and sneakers forever) but stuff like this is very cool.

My preferred AI metaphor is actually Asbestos. - Seemingly magical properties - Developed and experimented with to make endless products - Poisoned countless communities in it's creation - Everything it was used for eventually becomes a toxic hazard to mitigate & it's in the fucking walls now

Not a fan of my phone trying to jinx me.

Privatized airports means Canadians will pay less flying Air Canada out of Rogers Airport sponsored by Draft Kings

Around minute 94 of THE MUPPET MOVIE (1979), during the closing credits, we see Miss Piggy speaking briefly to Janice in the screening room, and the film finally passes the Bechdel Test.

i've been getting more folks telling me about this and it's not anything i agreed to. it's been stolen like AI steals. please vandalize it if and when you see it.

dying at this page of baseball quotes from the latest print edition of @theonion.com

"...getting PSYCHED up for the new book..." But I guess I can get psychadelic, too.

good tweet

But my crushing student loan debt is a personal failure that should sink me for life.

Having all the cards is, famously, not the goal in Uno.

Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.

"You want to duel, yes-no?" Meeting THEE Jim Cummings was such a highlight in my life. He is every bit as sassy and suave as Don Karnage is! Also CONFIRMED, the voice for Don is based off of Ricky Ricardo! We jabbered back & forth to each other as Don Karnage, I thought I was gonna faint! XD

Sweating Doug Ford announces plan to fill Lake Ontario with beer

It's a little too chilly for outdoor fucking today.

The previous Conservative government guestimated the search for two missing/murdered Indigenous women to be $184million and refused to do it. The NDP committed funds to the search, which came in at 10% of the Tories' original estimate, and brought the two women home. www.ctvnews.ca/winnipeg/art...

Louisiana is delaying their own scheduled primary elections so they can gerrymander away the only Black House seat in a state that is one third Black. Shockingly, inexcusably evil. But her emails, you stupid motherfuckers. apnews.com/article/cong...

my kid and his elementary school pals absolutely roast the shit out of AI and think it’s stupid, it’s so beautiful

the voting rights act actually worked, which is why the conservative legal movement immediately went to work on dismantling it this has been the focus of john roberts' entire legal career

MAJOR UPDATE for all INDESIGN USERS. Adobe has screwed us again. If you are using the latest version (any 21.x), indesign will automatically generate AI alt text for ALL IMAGES. Instructions to change your defaults in the screenshot and linked here: helpx.adobe.com/indesign/usi...

We are fully funded, thank you all SO MUCH for your support of Pit of Eden! Just over an hour left to back this book and have it for your very own. www.kickstarter.com/projects/mal...