America is a failed state.

“Says here there’s no rule that a dog can’t be DHS Secretary. But oddly, it does say the Secretary has to fuck Lewandowski on the Fuck Plane.”

In Terminator 2, the Skynet Funding bill is passed because Cyberdyne systems had a *perfect* operational record, whereas in the real world the quality of the operational record appears not to matter one bit.

On the other hand - NYPD continues to close out my reports with "no violation existed" at this business location on 46th st 311-26668025 This sidewalk parking is also unambiguously illegal and it's why we need Intro 654 @shaunabreu.bsky.social

If you’re ever looking for an apartment in NYC and a broker shows you a Pinnacle building, run screaming and sue the broker for emotional distress

Well when you put it THAT way.

Oh also once you let one guy be a Nazi who also happened to stormtroop and succeed as a left of center politician then you have to understand that there will be ten more in the following campaign & it will be much harder to stop it then

CITIES SHOULD SELL MUNICIPAL BONDS TO THEIR OWN PUBLIC BANKS

really speaks to the sad state of journalism that a reporter wouldn’t just ask this slobbering moron what one thing has to do with the other.

It's almost like the FIFA Peace prize means nothing to him.

The Conference of Catholic Bishops is... not playing around in this brief. www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/25...

Kash Patel Faces Backlash After Partying With Nancy Guthrie’s Captors https://theonion.com/kash-patel-faces-backlash-after-partying-with-nancy-guthries-captors/

Just when I thought I was beginning to understand the weather...

And what actually makes you think the person in the screenshot is a leftist? Or represents leftist views? Because it kinda seems like you’re just making that up so you can point to someone saying something shitty and say “LOOK, A LEFTIST!”, and that’s extremely dishonest.

"Samuel Lager" - this menu coming out with real Tim Apple energy.

RFK Jr visiting his friend Jeffrey Epstein’s Manhattan apartment

Love that AI, a thing we hate and don’t want, steals everything, ruins everything, shittifies everything. Drinks our water, plagiarizes our art, pisses all over our information fidelity, drives kids to suicide, serves the right-wing, and fucks up our devices and services. Good job, techbros!

I knew we had a lot of religions, but I didn't know anyone practiced the Faith of The Seven ...especially after Season Eight, yeesh

hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message: - the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next - a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9

EoS really missed with making an exception to the apostrophe S after all singular nouns rule for "classical" names. Moses' and Socrates' possessives are pronounced with an extra /-iz/ and should be spelled 's.

Nothing describes the soul of the Republican Party more than Pam Bondi citing the stock markets as her excuse for not going after pedophile billionaires.

Today, in a massive show of support, 1,025 organizations, including immigrant justice, human rights, civil rights, faith, and labor organizations, sent a letter to members of Congress to express horror, outrage & deep grief about the recent shooting deaths by federal agents in Minneapolis.

A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:

VA Gov. Spanberger (moderate, was in CIA) and NYC Mayor Mamdani (left, is in DSA) both taking steps to block local law enforcement from helping ICE as it violently violates people's rights is a good example of how the relevant divide in the Dem coalition isn't center-left, it's fight-don't fight.

We're just as confused as everyone else is about the Brooklyn Democratic Party's endorsement flip-flop today. But it does make the need for new Party leadership clearer than ever. Our full statement:

We didn't say body cams on ICE. Their murders are already on video. We said no more ICE.

I unequivocally support striking nurses and @nynurses.bsky.social in their demands for safe staffing, fair pay, and better healthcare. Siding with hospital CEOs makes Gov. Hochul's allegiances clear. Show your support here: act.nysna.org/page/93443/a...

1. The new batch of Epstein documents helps illuminate one contemporary controversy: What is Bari Weiss up to at CBS? I think the answer is she is trying to rehabilate the Epstein network as a bulwark of reactionary centrism. Let me explain.

Très honoré d’avoir reçu ce soir ce prix de l’association Anticor Le temps est venu de taxer les milliardaires, et de mettre en conformité nos lois avec nos principaux fondamentaux d’égalité devant l’impôt.

A federal judge, in a published order, so very much on the record: “ICE has likely violated more court orders in January 2026 than some federal agencies have violated in their entire existence.”

"If we have to hunt you down, the way they hunted down Nazis for decades, we will find your identities. We will find you. We will achieve justice. And we will do so under the Constitution and laws of the United States." www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ft1...

Scrolling through the photos of Pam Bondi's "Minnesota rioters," it's just hero after hero. Every photo includes a cowardly DHS agent with their back to the camera. Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.

Larry Krasner's statement: "We are a very substantial tool against what I consider to be a pretty clear attempt to normalize fascism and to overthrow democracy in the United States."

For anyone who's never broken a rib, i have (in the dumbest possible way) and it's excruciating just to function normally. You sneeze and you see god. It's that bad. That he went back out there anyway a week later is fucking insane. Wish i had half the courage he did. RIP king.

Air conditioning was a mistake

ARRAKEEN — Baron Vladimir Harkonnen announced today Rabban Harkonnen has been replaced as head of the Arrakis occupation. The Baron has named Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen as the new overlord, promising that the Fremen will come to love him. Chuck Schumer declared victory and voted to fund the Harkonnens.

the best time for universities, law firms, corporations, and the fucking democrats, to oppose trump in every possible way was one year ago, but the second best time would be right now

Scientists don't know why ice is slippery. Scientists don't know why we sleep. Scientists don't know where baby eels come from. Scientists don't know why some smells are good. Look, science is hard. Be a scientist!

Call the piece of legislation that ultimately abolishes ICE the Pretti-Good Act

Weird that she's talking about Kyle Rittenhouse here in 2026.

"Nobody in the world, nobody in history, has ever gotten their freedom by appealing to the moral sense of the people who were oppressing them" - Assata Shakur

Very interesting to me that Kristi Noem just said in her press conference that Alex Pretti was presumptively trying to kill federal agents because he was (legally) carrying a gun. Now apply that standard to every Republican voter legally carrying a gun in public.

Remembering how cops tossed Kyle Rittenhouse - who was open carrying a semiautomatic rifle - a bottle of water and told him, “We appreciate you… we really do”

Note how there's no violence or chaos when the cops aren't rioting.

That’s why every image of Trump kissing Putin that I post in Aaron Rupar’s replies is hand-drawn.

Keep calling them out. "I love America more than any other country in the world, and, exactly for this reason, I insist on the right to criticize her perpetually". ~ James Baldwin

The absolute accuracy of this.

I once saw some variation of: The U.S. is great at solving problems nobody else can or has (eg a cancer break-through, tech discovery, space advancement). It’s terrible at solving the problems every other advanced economy has (eg gun violence, healthcare).