While on the gurney all prepped for my procedure, the nurse proceeded to caress my cheek and tell me that I had beautiful skin and lovely eyes. Lady… What the fuck… Otherwise, it was uneventful and breakfast afterwards was so delicious.

So many folks who thought Born in the USA was a pro-America song are suddenly worried about not understanding lyrics.

White House Aide Fired After Telling JD Vance About Super Bowl Party

Children today will never know the thrill of the Bud Bowl. I swear there were years I cared about the outcome more than that of the actual Super Bowl.

Revealed: How Substack makes money from hosting Nazi newsletters

ICE told nurses this Minneapolis man “purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.” What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.

JD Vance ruins everything

Hold up who the fuck puts olives in ground beef tacos?

Thank goodness

This just feels so wrong. A dystopian coffee future…

JD Vance getting lip fillers is so fucking funny

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Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event

Snakes on a train…

Federal Change expands savings options for more adults with disabilities cbs12.com/news/local/f... #a11y

“You can’t physically move. You can’t do anything.” The failure of even some of the best-resourced cities to adequately clear snow so that disabled people with mobility devices can safely get around is both an infrastructure failure and a policy choice.

A company with $1 trillion in market cap should be required to pay a living wage. That market cap is based on profits that are dependent on corporate welfare in the form of public assistance to its workers.

Loma Prieta earthquake 1989. One second I was sitting on my parents bed ready to watch game three. Next thing I know, I’m on the floor scrambling to get up and out of the house that was rocking and rolling and making a bunch of scary ass noises. Definite choni changer.

This would be plausible if only there were evidence that he can read

“Core values” apparently include bullying the shit out of people/organizations to do what you want them to do.

i’m a lot more likely to think about the $10 billion trump is actively trying to steal from us right now

Well, this sucks… Looks like with the latest Audible iOS app update, you can’t expand the mini player with VoiceOver.

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i would never fall victim to isaac Chotiner. first of all, i don't answer the phone

Man what a bummer.

Ah yes… the joy of prosthetics. Nothing like cleaning your prosthetic eye only for it to slip out of your hand, bounce around on the counter, off of you, then all over the floor like a runaway marble. Especially fun when the cat thinks it’s a toy that must be caught and killed. So much fun…

ICE Opens New Supermax Detention Center For Most Hardened Toddlers https://theonion.com/ice-opens-new-supermax-detention-center-for-most-harden-1827838332/

If you really look at it, it really does make sense why Nicki Minaj went full blown MAGA, she’s in legal financial trouble, her husband is a sexual predator abuser and her brother is pedophile. Birds of a feather.

As @jenniferkates.bsky.social reminds me, it was Dan McQuade who was at Hannibal Burress's October 2014 show at the Troc when he said “You rape women, Bill Cosby,” happened to be recording it, made it go viral, and from then on no one ever could forget or deny who Bill Cosby was.

What the hell is this nonsense?

If you want to learn about the viciously racist history of Border Patrol, I recommend Kelly Lytle Hernandez's "Migra!" It's really fascinating because Hernandez looks at the class and race implications of border patrol and who joined. www.ucpress.edu/books/migra/...

Alt text: people in scrubs line a hospital hallway, heads bowed. A man in the foreground cradles his face in his hands. The line extends down the hallway and past what the photo can show.

Go on with your bad self. Don’t let your disability get in the way of being the total shithead that you are. Be that shining example to all disabled shitheads everywhere.

if what you're posting is text based, there's just no excuse for skipping alt text. it takes less than 3 seconds to select all and copy.

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Here's a regular white guy (literally "Chad") not a protester. because, "It seemed pointless, or just a way for people to expiate their sense of guilt." Chad witnessed something shattering. And, that all changed in a moment. Excellent article!

His wife is a formerly undocumented immigrant. This fucking asshole

You can get details from this thread without watching any video

ARLINGTON, Texas — Less than a month after demanding the release of a North Texas father detained by ICE, the disabled son of that man has died without his father by his side. www.wfaa.com/article/news...

Because no good deed goes unpunished.

Oh shit!!!

ICE kidnapped a 5-year-old and sent him alone to a facility in Texas. Hell isn't hot enough.

Lmao

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Hello BlueSky, going to be posting more on here, thanks to a new lightweight Windows client called FastSM. https://github.com/masonasons/FastSM

have you considered maybe you're just boring?

invading Switzerland after refusing to believe their claims that they have no power over the award of the Fifa Peace Prize

Looking forward to trying these bad boys after a few days of rest.