to understand Ben Robert-Smith you have to understand Hale School, a high school seemingly designed to churn out malignant psychopaths. He's what happens when you put a gun in a born to rule's hands.

LMAOOOOOOOO

love to be a fan of the toronto blue jays 🙂

WALTER CRONKITE (gravely):

did you know that @tanyavolt.bsky.social and @tuznamacka.bsky.social are beautiful sweethearts? 🥰 and also Ivo makes a mean sandwich 🔥

a royal commission into how major news outlets reported on the tortoise death hoax as fact

hello angus (girl cat)

kristi noem seeing her husbands massive tits

albo emergency presser at 7pm to address kristi noem's husband's giant knockers

So fucking funny to sell this to big businesses and world governments

FRANCE: we're fancy WORLD: ok FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich is our national lunch WORLD: FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich with an egg is its wife

We went wrong as a society the minute we abandoned the idea of ass printers.

you can’t be named this

Leigh Sales Wikipedia page has been updated

having a migraine 👍

there’s currently a huge scandal in quebecois politics because the CEO of air Canada didn’t speak French in his apology video after the LGA crash

gooooooodness me

today marks six years of sobriety from alcohol today

Not sure who needs to know but yes, you can fit a block of halloumi in a tactical tourniquet pouch

share the last movie you watched

clown event still possible

lmao come on www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

DJs are supernatural spirits in Arabian mythology

lol

Couldn’t happen to a better group of joyless assholes who invited a boil on the ass of humanity to be their motivational speaker

if you love “baseball”,why don’t you go to venezuela??

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO VENEZUELA 🇻🇪 🇻🇪🇻🇪🇻🇪🇻🇪🇻🇪🇻🇪🇻🇪

you’ll never guess what bluesky flagged as “adult content”

vuvuzela

Really excited that the RBA has worked out how to lower oil prices by forcing Australians to pay more on their loans. That’ll learn them!

This is one of those things I thought I understood before becoming disabled, but now I *know* - how much abled people actually hate seeing disabled people living normal lives and want disabled people to accept that they are lesser human beings who should stay at home.

The media spreads so much disinformation about this so I’ll explain: If someone who needs a carer decides they say want a haircut, they obviously need a carer to go with them. The carer puts the activity down on their time sheet. The media spins that as ‘the ndis is being used for haircuts’.

best WBC final matchup would be Venezuela v DR. however it would be hilarious if Team USA gets to the finals only to lose against either Venezuela or -snort laughs- Italy

wheels on the Italian bullpen just disintegrating before our eyes #WBC

Gonna get a lot of use out of this graphic

if i were aaron judge i'd simply beat the not clutch rumors

Lmaoooooo 🇮🇹

baseball rules

If Mario Day ends with Italy beating America at baseball the real winner has to be Shigeru Miyamoto

US initially very excited about my desire for war. especially when I said I wanna start a nuclear war. it was all going great until I told them the venue.

welcome to bluesky, here is your copy of the communist manifesto and a complete world baseball classic schedule for some reason

Happy Mario day!

gotta be another way to do this