Listening to MONSTER but shaking my head whenever Jay, Kanye and Nicki’s verses come up so that everyone knows I disagree with them

the name “jed” is short for “jedward”

november kelly

watching the gay hockey show

man I love avocados but I really wish they weren't so hard to cut

found out that a friend whom I hadn’t seen in a while is dead… to say that I’m devastated is an understatement. tell your friends and family that you love them. hold them

How the Grinch Stole My Catalytic Converter

Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.

what if the real hose that Gen Xers drank from was the friends they made along the way?

incredible that they got @purplepingers.bsky.social on the deprogram. xmas has come early

I wrote about Bondi for @slate.com slate.com/news-and-pol...

This morning a senior police officer interviewed live on ABC said these men ‘shared ideologies’ with the Bondi attackers. All day another story ran from an ex senior police officer who is advocating for police to have high powered rifles on their bodies or in their cars. Excuse my scepticism.

John Howard pushed for the invasion of Iraq, which was one of the dominoes which created the conditions for ISIS and caused untold human misery we are still dealing with today. He refused to acknowledge racism was a main driver of the Cronulla riots.

for years I’ve struggled to put into words why the creation of “Bayside Council” out of the amalgamation of Botany and Rockdale feels wrong, but it finally clicked when I realised that it’s because it combines Souths territory with St George territory and that’s just not right

I hate to speak ill of the dead but stfu John Howard you drearsome cadaver

media in this country is so completely cooked

Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama. Us: Across your entire career? Reiner: In a 6 year period. Us: That sounds- Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.

Bondi: National cabinet has agreed to look at gun control options in Australia including potential changes to: - licensing - limiting the number of guns able to be held by one person - further restrictions to guns permitted - limiting firearms licenses to Australian citizens

to those confused about australia's gun laws: we had a very successful buyback program after port arthur. different states got pretty complacent with buybacks in the last decade. the number of legally acquired guns increased. this article is three months old. www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

The shittest Australians you can think of are touching themselves right now. They've got engagement brain. They're thinking about posts, snap rallies and their 'brand'. They're hoping they can get a Cronulla going and hurt a bunch of random innocents while the engagement is still fresh.

The next two weeks are going to be thick with the most putrid coverage and discourse we’ve ever had to wade through as a nation. Get the facts and then tune out and log off if you must. You are under no obligation to drink the poison.

We are horrified and shaken in the wake of the mass shooting at a Chanukah event in Bondi this evening, which has left at least ten people dead and injured many more. This is the first night of Chanukah when we gather with loved ones and friends to light the Chanukiah. 1/4

The sheer volume of utter scum already using this tragic shooting to instil anti-immigrant and racist hatred is truly disgusting.

Our thoughts are with all of the victims of today‘s horrific attack and their families.

Time to rush your kneejerk worldview-reinforcing wild speculation and hot takes in asap before 95% of it is proven incorrect

conservatives now have become the “umm is there a sportsball on?” demographic. complete soy right takeover

Do other countries do meat trays?

opening up a leftist bookshop with a barbershop inside. call it “socialism or BARBERism”

new iOS makes me motion sick 🫠

that bit in the santa clause (1994) where santa gets arrested at an airport for trafficking over 650g of cocaine was a bit much

delighted to announce I’ve also submitted a bid for warner brothers

late last week, workers of different stripes gathered outside rockstar's nyc office for a protest in solidarity with fired devs in the uk/scotland. the message, as fired rockstar workers head into a hearing this week, is that they've got global support, and bosses can't hide

Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair

Legs are no longer coming 😔

don’t know what it is about melbourne specifically that causes musical artists to completely lose their shit when they perform in that city. if anybody knows fill me in

I know it’s still early days in the off season but I’m worried that the jays are gonna fumble bo bichette and he’ll end up signing elsewhere and they’ll have nobody to blame but themselves

Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨

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can we just say this out loud? Climate change = horny male media editors going absolutely nuts with the skimpy fun-in-the-sun pics

fulfilling my part in the @mathaiaus.bsky.social tweet about the regional town bakery

love landing in melbourne, a city that steadfast refuses to believe in things like “building a rail line to the airport”

when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:

What Andriy Yermak’s Resignation After Ukrainian ICAC Raid Means For Sydney Property Prices

Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against the demonic computers

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in

sad to hear about bevan shields. oh I don’t care that he stepped down as smh editor, just sad to hear about him

Seeing media people post praise for Bevan Shields’ run at SMH so I genuinely want to know was it the starting by outing a queer woman, directly telling journalists to lie about a union strike or the genocide denial that made it a ‘great run at a hard job’?

and if walt disney's metal gear crashes into us

Gender is a spectrum from just wanting have fun to being back in town, and to varying degrees, each of us contains attributes of both, which is a beautiful thing