you know, in bible times you couldn’t even charge your phone. nowhere to plug it in

if your post does not directly contribute to the reduction and eventual elimination of the federal deficit, you should not post it. i personally ensure that every single one of my posts upholds this standard, a standard i encourage you all to adopt as well

Peeper is obsessed with blueberries but hates the skin, and she's really good at somehow eating just the inside while spitting out the rest in a single piece

HER: Did you eat my Milk Duds? ME: *silently chews for 7 minutes, finally swallows* first of all, i don't appreciate your accusations

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Hi all, chapter 5 of my spoopy witch vella is out :) www.amazon.com/kindle-vella...

I’ve been thinking about how tiny changes of phrasing can elicit different responses to the same message. Today I got annoyed at someone who said to me “all I ask is that you…” I wouldn’t have gotten annoyed if they said “I’d appreciate if you…”

Hi. I run a speculative fiction writers' group on Discord. We've just crossed 200 members! Feel free to hit me up if you write spec fic (sci-fi, fantasy, horror) and would like a community of friendly fellow spec fic writers! Ok, that's it, love you, bye. 👋🏾

it’s crazy that it’s the year 2023. i remember back when it was 1996 and 2003 and some other years like that. 2014 too, that was another one

I don't want it!

So, Google made some changes to their algorithm that have severely impacted my little noodle blog and where it appears on search engines (namely, of course, Google). I'd appreciate any help you can give, especially by subscribing to my newsletter for noodly content! theangrynoodle.com/author/

checking in on twitter lately is just the 'damn bitch you live like this' meme

Three 👑s 📽️

twitch.tv/archerlewys hey everyone!! I just realised that I'm 15 followers away from 1K followers on twitch!! if we could get to 1k by the end of the year, that'd be awesome! (also my affiliate anniversary is coming up very soon, hoping to have something planned for it soon!)

One thing I’ve learned about myself this year is I can do great things if I just get out of my own way/head about it.

My superpower is that if I look at a picture of a bone for longer than 5 seconds that bone will start to hurt.

When you stumble upon ancient scriptures

When you spot someone on here you recognize from anitwitter

"Man Bsky is kinda lame today wtf" - Guy who is actually on Xtwit. T'was me. I'm himeth.

on puter

Listen here buddy. I’m not interrupting because I’m rude. I’m interrupting because I already know what I’m going to say and if I don’t say it now I’ll forget by the time you finish.

You'd think corporations would embrace working from home or at least hybrid considering the money saved and the productivity it's been proven to have. Nope. Better appease our real estate overlords. 🙃

i think it's about time we got some new shapes. i like triangles and rectangles as much as anybody, but how about a shape with, like, seven or eight sides? that'd be fun

*tips bike*

i'm sick and tired of people using this platform just to have fun and clown around

but also, acab includes dril & his centrist/libertarian (derogatory) hoard of incel virgins. but like actually though. imagine being such a weak bitchmade dickless shitbeard you need to cry to twitter because you’re called out on sucking. fucking cop theatrics lmao.

the only thing i've been posting on threads is pics of toxic mushrooms i find in the forest and comments that imply im eating them

Hearing disturbing rumors that some of these protestors on the picket line are professional actors

Egad, an egret 🪶

Finally finished this pic and now i'm tired of looking at it.

⚠️ Silly Little Guy Alert ⚠️ Y'all ever seen that Elmo on fire meme? Well, it's my favorite. My favorite meme. And as it turns out, KnitHappensTR on Etsy happened to have the perrrrrfect pattern to try. So I made a silly little guy. A silly little Elmo on fire meme guy. Fitting, no? 🤔

This is what y’all always fail to grasp When you prioritize the Black folx, who both sit at the intersection of EVERY marginalization AND are the DIRECT targets of white supremacy and anti-Blackness, all others are protected by default…but what the fuck do I know

to borrow a quote from James Baldwin: “The truth which frees [Black autistic] people will also free white [autistic] people, but this is a truth which white [autistic] people find very difficult to swallow.”

I just don’t have good ideas with my phone in my hand. That’s why I never post! Yea… they’ll buy that.

Fun reminder time again! There is no way to “earn” billions of dollars; there is only theft and evil dipshittery to steal billions of dollars.

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You’re not the main character. The main character is definitely a cat.

This toddler is a menace to society and must be stopped.

bluesky is like that cool friend! threads is like another person. twitter is someone as well. listen sorry i’m currently landing a commercial airliner, this isn’t really a good time for me to post

The bard really did coin every phrase...

I have been yelled at for not posting to the sky app. So I am posting to the sky app. Honestly this place seems pretty cool.