C.H. Ashton
@chashton.bsky.social
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Author of the Raifor Saga. MMO-Enthusiast. Anime Dabbler. NJ's best kept secret.
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Jon Bois
about 2 years ago
you know, in bible times you couldn’t even charge your phone. nowhere to plug it in
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Jon Bois
about 2 years ago
if your post does not directly contribute to the reduction and eventual elimination of the federal deficit, you should not post it. i personally ensure that every single one of my posts upholds this standard, a standard i encourage you all to adopt as well
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Lisa
about 2 years ago
Peeper is obsessed with blueberries but hates the skin, and she's really good at somehow eating just the inside while spitting out the rest in a single piece
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Ray (Krampus mode)
over 2 years ago
HER: Did you eat my Milk Duds? ME: *silently chews for 7 minutes, finally swallows* first of all, i don't appreciate your accusations
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Bryanna/Brioche, Angry Noodle
about 2 years ago
I'm providing super affordable edits on science fiction, fantasy, and horror short stories, novellas, and novels! Tryna get that freelance life going, you feel? Anyway, check out my gig if you're in need of edits! I edit with lots of love. 🥺🧡
www.fiverr.com/s/NPG9wZ
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Bryannagary: I will edit your spec fic short story, novella, or book for $10 on fiverr.com
Fiverr freelancer will provide Book Editing services and edit your spec fic short story, novella, or book including Voice & tone consistency within 10 days
https://www.fiverr.com/s/NPG9wZ
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Fa la la la LA Guettler
about 2 years ago
linktr.ee/laguettler
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Phantasmagloria
about 2 years ago
Hi all, chapter 5 of my spoopy witch vella is out :)
www.amazon.com/kindle-vella...
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Faintly Macabre | Kindle Vella
An adult story about witches, whimsy, and world ending deities that love to meddle in mortal affairs. (Warning for: horror, body horror, potential gore, swearing, and sexual themes. You know, all the ...
https://www.amazon.com/kindle-vella/story/B0CK9PJ21W
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Ian Miles Schlong
about 2 years ago
I’ve been thinking about how tiny changes of phrasing can elicit different responses to the same message. Today I got annoyed at someone who said to me “all I ask is that you…” I wouldn’t have gotten annoyed if they said “I’d appreciate if you…”
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Bryanna/Brioche, Angry Noodle
about 2 years ago
Hi. I run a speculative fiction writers' group on Discord. We've just crossed 200 members! Feel free to hit me up if you write spec fic (sci-fi, fantasy, horror) and would like a community of friendly fellow spec fic writers! Ok, that's it, love you, bye. 👋🏾
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Jon Bois
about 2 years ago
it’s crazy that it’s the year 2023. i remember back when it was 1996 and 2003 and some other years like that. 2014 too, that was another one
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I don't want it!
about 2 years ago
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Bryanna/Brioche, Angry Noodle
about 2 years ago
So, Google made some changes to their algorithm that have severely impacted my little noodle blog and where it appears on search engines (namely, of course, Google). I'd appreciate any help you can give, especially by subscribing to my newsletter for noodly content!
theangrynoodle.com/author/
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Subscribe to The Angry Noodle
Subscribe to The Angry Noodle for bookish and writerly content, as well as personality quizzes, rants, and more!
https://theangrynoodle.com/author/
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Catbus ☃️🎄❄️
about 2 years ago
checking in on twitter lately is just the 'damn bitch you live like this' meme
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Catbus ☃️🎄❄️
about 2 years ago
Three 👑s 📽️
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Archer
about 2 years ago
twitch.tv/archerlewys
hey everyone!! I just realised that I'm 15 followers away from 1K followers on twitch!! if we could get to 1k by the end of the year, that'd be awesome! (also my affiliate anniversary is coming up very soon, hoping to have something planned for it soon!)
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ArcherLewys - Twitch
Hey all! The name's Archer, I'm a transmasc nonbinary frog lad (he/they pronouns), a type 1 diabetic, and honestly? I'm just here chillin'! Come join us at the Froggie Pond!
https://twitch.tv/archerlewys
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One thing I’ve learned about myself this year is I can do great things if I just get out of my own way/head about it.
about 2 years ago
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My superpower is that if I look at a picture of a bone for longer than 5 seconds that bone will start to hurt.
about 2 years ago
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Patrick
about 2 years ago
When you stumble upon ancient scriptures
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⚡Bubblegum Midlife Crisis⚡
over 2 years ago
When you spot someone on here you recognize from anitwitter
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"Man Bsky is kinda lame today wtf" - Guy who is actually on Xtwit. T'was me. I'm himeth.
about 2 years ago
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DeathEngine2
about 2 years ago
on puter
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Listen here buddy. I’m not interrupting because I’m rude. I’m interrupting because I already know what I’m going to say and if I don’t say it now I’ll forget by the time you finish.
over 2 years ago
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Bryanna/Brioche, Angry Noodle
over 2 years ago
You'd think corporations would embrace working from home or at least hybrid considering the money saved and the productivity it's been proven to have. Nope. Better appease our real estate overlords. 🙃
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Jon Bois
over 2 years ago
i think it's about time we got some new shapes. i like triangles and rectangles as much as anybody, but how about a shape with, like, seven or eight sides? that'd be fun
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jiftsprov
over 2 years ago
*tips bike*
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Jon Bois
over 2 years ago
i'm sick and tired of people using this platform just to have fun and clown around
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❄️ war on brit-mas ❄️
over 2 years ago
but also, acab includes dril & his centrist/libertarian (derogatory) hoard of incel virgins. but like actually though. imagine being such a weak bitchmade dickless shitbeard you need to cry to twitter because you’re called out on sucking. fucking cop theatrics lmao.
add a skeleton here at some point
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drewtoothpaste
over 2 years ago
the only thing i've been posting on threads is pics of toxic mushrooms i find in the forest and comments that imply im eating them
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Amy Ash
over 2 years ago
Hearing disturbing rumors that some of these protestors on the picket line are professional actors
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Kevin Hearne
over 2 years ago
Egad, an egret 🪶
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Phantasmagloria
over 2 years ago
Finally finished this pic and now i'm tired of looking at it.
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Bryanna/Brioche, Angry Noodle
over 2 years ago
⚠️ Silly Little Guy Alert ⚠️ Y'all ever seen that Elmo on fire meme? Well, it's my favorite. My favorite meme. And as it turns out, KnitHappensTR on Etsy happened to have the perrrrrfect pattern to try. So I made a silly little guy. A silly little Elmo on fire meme guy. Fitting, no? 🤔
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Kim Crayton [She/Her]
over 2 years ago
This is what y’all always fail to grasp When you prioritize the Black folx, who both sit at the intersection of EVERY marginalization AND are the DIRECT targets of white supremacy and anti-Blackness, all others are protected by default…but what the fuck do I know
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(check pinned skeet) Just An Autistic Voice From the Void 🏳️🌈🇵🇸🍉
over 2 years ago
to borrow a quote from James Baldwin: “The truth which frees [Black autistic] people will also free white [autistic] people, but this is a truth which white [autistic] people find very difficult to swallow.”
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I just don’t have good ideas with my phone in my hand. That’s why I never post! Yea… they’ll buy that.
over 2 years ago
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Lauren McKenzie
over 2 years ago
Fun reminder time again! There is no way to “earn” billions of dollars; there is only theft and evil dipshittery to steal billions of dollars.
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S. Morgan Burbank
over 2 years ago
My coming novel, Woodpusher, is up on Goodreads. If you're into sci-fi, dystopia, dumpster fire lesbians who have to save the world, or adding books to your TBR and never thinking about them again, click the link below and add it. #authors
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/61476075-woodpusher
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Woodpusher (Azaes Realm, #2)
The forthcoming sequel to Kotov Syndrome and book #2 in…
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/61476075-woodpusher
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You’re not the main character. The main character is definitely a cat.
over 2 years ago
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Pale Santaur 🎅
over 2 years ago
This toddler is a menace to society and must be stopped.
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Jon Bois
over 2 years ago
bluesky is like that cool friend! threads is like another person. twitter is someone as well. listen sorry i’m currently landing a commercial airliner, this isn’t really a good time for me to post
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Dennis Detwiller
over 2 years ago
The bard really did coin every phrase...
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I have been yelled at for not posting to the sky app. So I am posting to the sky app. Honestly this place seems pretty cool.
over 2 years ago
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