it's funny. i've been conditioned to automatically associate all pink nail polish with weddings. i used the new pink that came with the holo taco advent calendar and put the diamond chunk topper on it and yeah, sitting here like "yep I look like a bridesmaid prepping for a wedding."

oh boy it's hazbin discourse about Alastor's sexuality O'clock time for my aego ass to go in and read all the takes about asexuality from the people who are not asexual. surely it will be different this time right?

It's me, the "I've been a member of the WoW community for 20 years lmao" veteran stomping through the players of Dreamlight Valley while they discuss being offended by a low cut dress. And FWIW I'm only grumpily engaging because there's currently a pretty gamebreaking bug devs are ignoring.

DOES ANYBODY ELSE...GET THAT FEELING?

[Jafar from Aladdin enunciating slowly voice] Labubu

man i can't wait to get high and play animal crossing again. you're earnest 1am tweet: brouhht to you by edible.

"dumb stupid idiot" is the most loving praise i can heap upon something nowadays. "I love it, look at its dumb stupid idiot face. It belongs to me now."

If anyone is interested in cute idle games to make them feel productive while they fart around on the internet, 'your big cute monster farm' released on steam a couple days ago and it's really good. it scratches that itch while also being adorable. And it's like, less than $10.

Damn, that new chainsaw man chapter. RIP Michigan, you guys kept it real until the end. Thank God nobody in Japan knows WV exists.

inquiring mind wants to know, can i play marvel rivals just to stare at gambit?

okay so like, I think this is a really neat loading screen, very well crafted, the art team is great, but as someone who was around back in the early internet era when certain shock memes were popular................i have some notes.

Some a-hole almost t-boned me coming out of a mcmansion neighborhood today because i guess they decided they were more important than right of way. but i have a paid off beater, go ahead and hit me. chance to pay off my house from the money i'd get sending lawyers and insurance up your ass.

the harrowing chronicle of me falling asleep so hard i was confused about what time of day it was when i woke up, then realizing i have tomorrow off and going from dazed to excited.

trying to write smut and pausing every 2 minutes to go "oohooo hooo noooo" and do one of those "lift hands to blushing face" anime moves. Might not be cut out for this. But, I'm doing it anyway.

How is it I can tell, immediately, that my nails have grown the slightest fraction longer and out of my preferred length. Like clockwork, IDGI.

this murder machine is coming for your charizard and mega gyradoses. look at the bloodlust in its eyes. you will feel terror at every little *bloop* you hear behind you now. join the stunfisk squad before we come for your mons. #pokemon

also no joke while playing pokemon PVP today at one point it was me with my stunfisk in a match with 3 other xerneas. i get that this game's PVP isn't meant to be taken seriously but wtf was gamefreak thinking lol. of course i'm never going to go back now that i got rank A.

i made it to rank A with my stunfisk garbodor meme team. to everyone who respected me having fun, TY. to everyone else who took me out as an easy target while I was TRYING to wall/chip down xerneas users, i laughed every time the xerneas KOed you afterward. #pokemon #legendsZA #pokemonlegendsZA

okay i made a full scorched earth troll team for legends za online. garbodor with toxic spikes, spikes, endure, and smokescreen. tiny hard to see stunfisk with stealth rock, rock tomb, endure, and protect, and mega audino with light screen, reflect, protect, and wish.

i'm gonna build a meme team for legends ZA online that's just walls with toxic spikes, stealth rocks, and other status conditions. cause honestly screw it.

wow season 2 of legends ZA is 5x worse than season 1 since they allowed Xerneas in there lol. now there are literally only like, 3-4 useable mons in PVP. i gave up at like, rank E because it was boring. to the people using anything but xerneas, mega metagross, and mega garchomp, i see u. #pokemon

spent like a literal whole ass week going, "I can't forget to buy more safflower seed" then sitting down at my computer, wherein I can purchase said seed, and immediately forgetting. I did just finally purchase it tho.

does anyone have an AO3 invite they can send me? *bats eyelashes*

yeah always a good idea to do sales in the black friday style of just having everyone try to push through the door at the same time and then everything is gone in less than 2 minutes. it's very fair and good and doesn't benefit scalpers at all.

also if anyone is scared of traveling alone let me tell you from experience that traveling solo fuckin rules. you can do everything on your own schedule. whatever you want when you want. it's awesome. want dinner at 3pm? sure. back to the hotel at 6pm to take a nap? yep. etc.

i just wanted my dumb hotel and plane ticket bookings done so i don't have to fret about them for a year.

okay yeah i've booked a room at the hyatt regency from the 11th-13th for blizzcon. i'm not actually going to attend the con bc for me it's a waste of money, i'll prob do disney that sat. Buuut I do want to see as many people as possible while I'm there!

what all hotels do people recommend for blizzcon? i'd prob be flying in the 11th and out the 13th.

hell yea doc appt went great, mostly clean bill of health in a sense of "it's normal we'll keep an eye on it but it probably won't cause problems" which you know what, I'll take it.

Go and get your Delphoxite now by doing ranked mode up to S! They also made it so that you cannot lose points in battles anymore so it's even easier. GO GET YOUR SMUG WITCH/WIZARD FOX AND JOIN THE REST OF US CULTURED DELPHOX ENJOYERS #pokemon

youtu.be/cqedEvKeS6Q?... tl:dr new mega evos, roguelike mode, releases in December, and there's a mega diancie event.

Okay. Whew. Okay. doc appointment around 2. It's either going to be fine or something new I just have to kind of grit my teeth and deal with for a while. We can do this.

If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

you: yay food because hunger! your body: actually what if barf instead?

tomorrow is a doc appointment that will either go very okay or very not okay. i am rooting for the former. still annoying but slightly less invasive.

i have such conflicted feelings about shitposting because i have friends i want to goof with but i am also followed by people i respect that i do not want them to think i am 3 deviant squirrels in a trenchcoat. anyway someone read my porn story.

Grab your guild and get ready! #BlizzCon2026 Tickets go on sale in two days, and we’ll be seeing you in Anaheim, California from Sept 12-13, 2026 🤝 blizz.ly/4opKigB

Oh boy here we go. Another breakout on my chin. I'm this effing old and still breaking out for like a week at a time every few months, this is so good, I love it. I get all the negatives of aging but still get to experience the worst part of puberty too, rad.

Man so many layoffs happening all over the country. If you are hiring or know a company that is, be a total pal and signal boost for the people who need it. The only thing that's going to get us through this is community strength.

people act like others shouldn't have vices like ordering doordash, or eating snacks, or splurging on things that have no purpose besides being fun to them and it's like...in a world where we have to pick our battles, literally everyone is going to have vices. let people have harmless ones.

aaand done. happy halloween from mega delphox. #pokemon

Imagine a United States where you didn't need a literal degree to understand medical billing and benefits. And it's only going to get worse as medical bills bankrupt people without coverage and cling on/suck dry the people who do have insurance to try and make up for lost money.

mega starmie is good actually and my mind won't be changed. #pokemon

to my fellow nailpolish friends holo taco is doing a vault release tomorrow. really hoping to get my hands on the bon voyage collection i missed.

ah, you know, thinking on it, i'm guessing this probably came from the discord data leak.

dude thank goodness i know so many tech folks. i got a text that looked legit like a fraud alert from my bank but i knew something was up when they called me and mentioned changing my password. i gave them the old "let me call you back"

@relkia.bsky.social ty for the repost btw <3

aaand done. happy halloween from mega delphox. #pokemon

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