I have three!

Manager looked at me and said 'go find Willi. He's in the warehouse on a box. He's super cute!' Happy to report, he is infact super cute.

Rosie update

happy 9th anniversary to the day we watched Zendaya fall madly in love with Tom Holland in real-time

Important context from an epidemiologist about the hantavirus outbreak on the MV Hondius. 🧵 Please share with your networks. Hantavirus isn't like Covid-19, even if it's the Andes variant that can be contracted person-to-person. The risk of a global pandemic is currently low.

Having fun isn’t hard with your library card! Here’s what streaming on Kanopy Shelby Oaks Together Event Horizon The Mist Midnight Meat Train Annihilation The Ugly Stepsister The Shrouds The Crow (OG) Man Finds Tape The Untamed Psycho Beach Party The Ritual ‘25 Titane Don’t Look Now Tiger Stripes

IT'S NOT WORTH IT PETEY

found this guy on Tiktok who has discovered carpenter's speed squares make an insanely satisfying noise when you bounce them off tires or wood, called @lostcoastedc on there

The only Data center I'm down with.

RIP Ted Turner, billionaires shouldn't exist but if they do, creating networks for all the old movies and cartoons they bought up is all they should be allowed to do

Day #262: Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1992)

RIP freud. you would’ve loved whatever this is.

is it just me or does the curvature of the wieners somehow make this 1000% worse

I’m sure he was evil in many ways but I deeply long for the days when billionaires were into baseball and pro wrestling and not publicly doing weird shit with their sperm

Happy New Murderbot for those who celebrate!

"Do not kill the part of you that is Cringe. Kill the part of you that cringes."

Doctor: I’m sorry to tell you that the best option for you is a hysterectomy. Middle-aged cis woman, hope slowly dawning in her eyes: …Yeeterus? Middle-aged cis woman’s friends, leaping out from behind the furniture and dangling from the ceiling: YEETERUS! YEETERUS! YEETERUS! YEETERUS!

And an extra special happy star wars day to the most innocent candy ever released.

Classic

I love her.

This comic by Mike Mignola would make the PERFECT tramp stamp tattoo and you CAN'T change my mind.

RIP to a real one

I've decided there is one more Omelas take I would read and it's one in the form of an Isaac Chotiner interview.

To get an honest reaction of shock from Al Pacino while filming Frankie and Johnny, director Garry Marshall got three actors from a nearby soundstage to be on the other side of the door Pacino was to open. In full costume abd makeup.

Rosie's had her first official vet appointment! She's a healthy little miss! 1.9lbs! And got her shots started. After her second round we'll start looking at scheduling her spay. :D

Shoutout to my friend Wade who pointed out that with the overwhelming global popularity of One Piece, Alan Moore’s prediction in Watchmen of pirate comics overtaking superhero comics has come true

Gently annoying broody hens is a good way to get them to leave the next and get their hormones back to normal levels. It's also a good instrument.

As a Pluto scientist, it's wild to "make Pluto a planet again" while decimating the careers of those of us that study it! The idea of dominance in space and planetary science supersedes the actual practice of planetary science.

Mods are asleep, post celebratory pig pics

In the past 24h I've been confidently told by different people that orange cats are shy, friendly, chaotic, docile, smart, dumb, feisty, mellow, etc. The 'coat color = personality' gang can't even decide on a cohesive stereotype. Just google "confirmation bias" and admit that all cats are weird.

This is the future liberals want.

We remember legendary author Sir Terry Pratchett - creator of the Discworld - born on this day in 1948. GNU Terry Pratchett

CJ Cherryh has announced retirement, everyone, raise your cups to a legend of the game. Thank you for your service www.facebook.com/groups/Balti...

Any of my readers probably knows what a debt I owe to Cherryh. And if you don't, well, I'm telling you now. Go read something of hers if you're not familiar.

there's actually 4 valid answers when asked what kind of Alien sexual awakening you had

the best pop musician biopic of the last decade or so is this one

Just a reminder that the adult behind Axe Cop (although the kid is probably an adult now too) is a card-carrying fascist. He was the director of The Babylon Bee (the right-wing 'alternative' to the Onion) for years and then moved on to the Daily Wire (Ben Shapiro's operation).

Oh god, Horse Armor is within the Ask Historians 20 year rule for historical content 💀

I think this child is like, a god damned superhero. I also think his single wish highlights a series of interconnected problems that stitch together like an M. C. Escher painting. 300 people only got to eat because of magnanimous act of a child battling cancer.

this is, without exaggeration, the best shit i’ve seen in years

truth coming out of her cup noodles to shame mankind

Let’s just have a look at the library’s book sale,,,,,,, oh no

A couple people are asking if they need to play BG3 first, and the problem here is that if you play BG3, this book is “wow, it’s the tragic backstory!” If you don’t play it, the book is “wtf, why did Kingfisher write a book about this vampire being tormented that has such a downer ending?!?”

💯💯💯

Y'all should be so lucky

Library fines have gotten weird since the change in management